💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Hayden treats a potential fan poorly on the facebook page

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If only he gave him money /snark

Holy fuck I'm sobbing

Uhoh guys, I'm kinda worried about Bubba Gump Shrimp.

I mean, if there's one thing we know about Black, it's that anything associated with him tanks immediately.

Pew pew.

"Shona! How dare you replace your penis with a pez dispenser? No more pew pews! No more Leelah Alcorn posters! No more autocorrect! You are grounded grounded grounded grouded for 73913719472 years!"

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Hayden black is to comedy as Fox news is to news

Pew Pew

So reasonably useable as a news source once you acknowledge it's going to be biased in a right wing perspective, much like how MSNBC will be to the left and Al-Jaazera to Pro-Arab rhetoric?

Hayden Black is to comedy as Adolf Hitler is to Jews.

Sieg Heil motherfucker.

I laugh so hard in this thread, & it's not because of Hayden.

I fucking love you guys.

 

[Trombonista]

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Hayden black is to comedy as Fox news is to news

Pew Pew

He's used this joke almost as much as the douche bag joke.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Oh, now THIS is the best: Hayden telling someone else their humor sucks.


I also think he's missing the joke.

Deflecting the obvious.


And showing why his humor sucks.

 

[VLAD]

Oh, now THIS is the best: Hayden telling someone else their humor sucks.

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I also think he's missing the joke.

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Deflecting the obvious.

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And showing why his humor sucks.

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But how does Shona know who Hayden Black is? My immersion is RUINED

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

But how does Shona know who Hayden Black is? My immersion is RUINED

Well, I mean, Shona's clearly just Hayden Black's imaginary waifu.

He's got a bit of a chin fetish, I guess.

 

[AG 856]

Oh, now THIS is the best: Hayden telling someone else their humor sucks.

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I also think he's missing the joke.

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Deflecting the obvious.

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And showing why his humor sucks.

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Hayden has a really big superiority complex. Hayden thinking he can call other people unfunny is like a handicapped kid making fun of you because you can't run fast. And for someone calling us obsessed with something, he sure does talk about Donald Trump a lot.

Also I took the golden opportunity to tell Hayden about the one thing that was really pissing me off before he blocked me.

Not only that but I found the people working on Gen Zed.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Hayden has a really big superiority complex. Hayden thinking he can call other people unfunny is like a handicapped kid making fun of you because you can't run fast. And for someone calling us obsessed with something, he sure does talk about Donald Trump a lot.

Also I took the golden opportunity to tell Hayden about the one thing that was really pissing me off before he blocked me.

Not only that but I found the people working on Gen Zed.
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Oh man, I'm so glad Oney and psychopebbles found out about this show.

 

[JU 199]

Oh, now THIS is the best: Hayden telling someone else their humor sucks.

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I also think he's missing the joke.

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Deflecting the obvious.

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And showing why his humor sucks.

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So Hayden is using the account made specifically to promote the show for twitter callouts

oh, and he's referring to himself in the third person

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/haydenppsm-gif.52598/

 

[sassyma seed]

Oh, now THIS is the best: Hayden telling someone else their humor sucks.

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I also think he's missing the joke.

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Deflecting the obvious.

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And showing why his humor sucks.

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Hayden Black trying to tell someone that they aren't funny? Well if that isn't the Black calling the kettle pot.

Pew pew.

 

[Stress Sigh]

I got a joke.

Hayden Black's career and tranny fetish

pew pew.

 

[JU 199]

I can't comprehend how bad Hayden is at this. You don't use promo twitter as a callout zone because it puts people off. It's obvious but he missed the trick again.

 

[Stress Sigh]

I can't comprehend how bad Hayden is at this. You don't use promo twitter as a callout zone because it puts people off. It's obvious but he missed the trick again.

I think at this point he knows this is all a flop and is desperately trying to save face but he's gone full tilt and is desperate to get back at anyone who he can blame for his own failure.

 

[Count groudon]

Hayden is a walking salt mine holy shit.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

At least he didn't have Shona call him 'Father'.

Hayden just gets sadder every day.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

At least he didn't have Shona call him 'Father'.

Hayden just gets sadder every day.

Don't be silly

Shona makes HIM call her daddy.

Pew pew!

 

[JU 199]

1) That's a really unoriginal joke
2) At least episode 7 exists.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Probably took the first one from the Family Guy episode.

 

[Romance Larghetto Ally]

Oh man, I'm so glad Oney and psychopebbles found out about this show.

Great. Now I can't help but imagine "Charlie the Alcorn".

Step onto the Candy Highway, Chaaaaaaarlieeeeeeeeee...

Too soon?

Oh and Hayden. There is zero shame in retweeting people with better jokes and commentary than you, so long as you give them credit. I mean, I point to the gentleman earlier.


I won't list all the fun killjoy physics for the Star Wars movie that the guy lists.

 

[Mungo]

I can't comprehend how bad Hayden is at this. You don't use promo twitter as a callout zone because it puts people off. It's obvious but he missed the trick again.

On that subject, why is it that so many cows are only cows because they can't help but get mad at trolls? Even Chris could have avoided his whole situation had he just not responded to trolls.

Do all cows have an inherent ego problem that makes them cows?

 

[VLAD]

On that subject, why is it that so many cows are only cows because they can't help but get mad at trolls? Even Chris could have avoided his whole situation had he just not responded to trolls.

Do all cows have an inherent ego problem that makes them cows?

Undoubtedly. Many cows peter out eventually, but the milkable ones will always try to get the last word in.