💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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1) I thought you hated detractors Hayden?
2) Shona is american, she would never think to use 'cretins'
3) Another trump joke
4) Kinda sexist too (Derogatory use of female stereotype- Evil Queen AKA bitch)
5) Hayden acknowledges that his interpersonal skills suck

Hayden is a pillock and dickgirls would not have sex with him.
 
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1) I thought you hated detractors JHayden?
2) Shona is american, she would never think to use 'cretins'
3) Another trump joke
4) Kinda sexist too (Derogatory use of female stereotype- Evil Queen AKA bitch)
5) Hayden acknowledges that his interpersonal skills suck

Hayden is a pillock and dickgirls would not have sex with him.
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Hayden calling other people morons and cretins is like John Wayne Gacy saying murdering people is bad. And seriously another Trump joke? Yes I get it maybe he isn't the best person to run for president but can't people shut up about him for 5 minutes? Here in Scotland we really fucking hate him after all that shit about him stealing land but can't Hayden and all these left wing cunts shut up about him? After the election, regardless of whether Trump wins or loses Hayden will still be making his HILARIOUS and original Trump jokes. Also does Hayden care that Saudi Arabia discriminates against homosexuals and women? Of course he doesn't, because that would mean he might actually have to fucking do something for once instead of pandering to special snowflakes.
 
I didn't think it was possible to fail so hard at mocking uptight republicans before I found Hayden.
 
Hayden's a dishonest comedian. He isn't democratic with his humor at all, so you get instances where he's fine with saying this..

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... but trans people would only get 'positive' comedy. It's hypocritical.
 
In what universe has autocorrect ever changed the order of words in a sentence?
 
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I know the joke in itself is distasteful, and I know this has probably been said before but..

Geeze Hayden, if you're going to do an autocorrect joke, have the decency to make two separate tweets...
 
Chicken Dippers said:
I'm starting a pool. What will Hayden Black die of: suicide or murder?
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Auto-erotic asphyxiation. The room keeping service of the Motel 8 will walk in on him lying on his bed with a noose made out of unsold Ged Zed legging around his neck, pants down, fist full of man juice, and a laptop full of tranny porn in front of him.
Pew pew.
 
Randall Fragg said:
Auto-erotic asphyxiation. The room keeping service of the Motel 8 will walk in on him lying on his bed with a noose made out of unsold Ged Zed legging around his neck, pants down, fist full of man juice, and a laptop full of tranny porn in front of him.
Pew pew.
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And it'll all be tranny porn of the characters he's drawn himself..
pew pew
 
Tomatoes have Christmas Trees and the Grinch is a salty cracker.

Goshdang autocorrect.

I meant to say Hayden Black isn't funny.

Pew pew.
 
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