💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Count groudon said:
He's sooo fucking unfunny. With the sheer amount of bullshit this man tweets in a day, you'd think that there would be some small probability that he would say something that's kinda funny, but no. It's like that saying "a broken clock is right twice a day," but only Hayden is a clock that's 3 hours behind and nobody gives enough of a shit to fix it.
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Let's play a game of russian roulette, we put one bullet in the cylinder for everytime Hayden says something even remotely funny, Needless to say it's going to be a boring game.
 
Oh, no - I've got another one. *clears throat*

We know Hayden gets off to tranny porn, but what about Julie? If she gets off to it too, that would mean she was never trans - just a fetishist.

She'd be Julie who was born with a tranny porn horn!*

Pew pew motherfuckers.


* This is a prime example of what Eric Idle of Monty Python called a "computer joke" - as in, it could have been written by a computer. Someone or something without a sense of humour, anyway.
 
NotAKitty said:
So Hayden Black, then?
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Not quite - the computer might not have a sense of humour, but Hayden's something special. If you compare a sense of humour to a sense of direction, rather than being completely lost, Hayden's going the complete wrong direction and is entirely sure he's not.
 
It's kind of amazing. He's making these 'jokes' about Donald Trump, whom is forever saying things that are easy to mock. Hell, you can make decent jokes just about his hair alone. Yet, no matter how hard Hayden tries, he can't manage to make fun of Trump, one of the easiest targets in the spotlight these days.
 
I watched Donald Trump's SNL performance. It was painfully unfunny and very forced.

It was still a million times funnier than any tweet from Hayden.

Pew pew!
 

I'd say get them for people you hate, but then you'd be giving the fraud that is Black money.

If this 3-D studio is doing stuff for free, I imagine someone might have fun drawing penises all over the characters.
 
Still doing last-minute Christmas shopping? Well, get your family the gift that keeps on giving---merch from a show that'll never see the light of day!
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Look at all those notes.

I know the Redbubble site's been posted already, but have the main character "quote" headshots been posted yet?
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uh-huh
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I'm the one about to go Lana Del-fucking-Cray here.

Lana Del Rey has "Summertime Sadness." Hayden's "humor" gives me "Everytime Sadness."
. . .okay, that was pretty lame. But I'm not exactly trying here.

I guess that makes me just like Hayden. Pew pew!
. . .brb killing self
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well-rounded, deeply nuanced character

But the one that really kills me? Cameron's.
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what

. . .seriously, what?

EDIT: Fuck me, sniped by @Orthodox Chrischanity while my internet was taking a shit.
 
Orthodox Chrischanity said:
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I'd say get them for people you hate, but then you'd be giving the fraud that is Black money.

If this 3-D studio is doing stuff for free, I imagine someone might have fun drawing penises all over the characters.
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Gen Zed merchandise makes great stocking stuffers, since coal is so hard to find.

Pew pew!
 
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Psst. Psst, Hayden. It's alright if Shona has a personality and life outside of being transgendered. Nobody will mind. Really. In fact, people might actually like the show just a teeny bit more. Assuming it's coming, that is.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
Still doing last-minute Christmas shopping? Well, get your family the gift that keeps on giving---merch from a show that'll never see the light of day!
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Look at all those notes.

I know the Redbubble site's been posted already, but have the main character "quote" headshots been posted yet?
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uh-huh
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I'm the one about to go Lana Del-fucking-Cray here.

Lana Del Rey has "Summertime Sadness." Hayden's "humor" gives me "Everytime Sadness."
. . .okay, that was pretty lame. But I'm not exactly trying here.

I guess that makes me just like Hayden. Pew pew!
. . .brb killing self
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well-rounded, deeply nuanced character

But the one that really kills me? Cameron's.
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what

. . .seriously, what?

EDIT: Fuck me, sniped by @Orthodox Chrischanity while my internet was taking a shit.
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Is cameron supposed to be mushmouth? Wtf
 
Silvana said:
* This is a prime example of what Eric Idle of Monty Python called a "computer joke" - as in, it could have been written by a computer. Someone or something without a sense of humour, anyway.
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The Dobbot is funnier than Hayden, though. And it's really not all that funny.

BOLDYSPICY! said:
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what

. . .seriously, what?
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Oh, I get it!

It's funny because he's an inarticulate nigger.

I mean, umm.

Yeah. This is kind of problematic.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
Still doing last-minute Christmas shopping? Well, get your family the gift that keeps on giving---merch from a show that'll never see the light of day!
View attachment 62672
Look at all those notes.

I know the Redbubble site's been posted already, but have the main character "quote" headshots been posted yet?
View attachment 62675
uh-huh
View attachment 62676
I'm the one about to go Lana Del-fucking-Cray here.

Lana Del Rey has "Summertime Sadness." Hayden's "humor" gives me "Everytime Sadness."
. . .okay, that was pretty lame. But I'm not exactly trying here.

I guess that makes me just like Hayden. Pew pew!
. . .brb killing self
View attachment 62678
well-rounded, deeply nuanced character

But the one that really kills me? Cameron's.
View attachment 62680
what

. . .seriously, what?

EDIT: Fuck me, sniped by @Orthodox Chrischanity while my internet was taking a shit.
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Congratulations Hayden, you're desperately selling stock of outdated and legally questionable merch, considering your artist left your retarded ass and could hypothetically through the power of no fucking contract be able to sue for rights should he be willing to.

Muy intelligente muchach- oh wait, no the other one. Muy estupido muchacho. That's better.
 
Don't get put on the Naughty List, or you might find Hayden Black's jokes under the tree.

pew pew
 
Generally if you don't like someone you just don't buy them a gift. Getting them GenZed merch is insulting
 
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