💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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The Jew joke is only marginally funny since Hayden Black, amateur anti-semite, pretended he gave a shit about them because Holocaust. What an unhireable fuck-up.
 
He's sooo fucking unfunny. With the sheer amount of bullshit this man tweets in a day, you'd think that there would be some small probability that he would say something that's kinda funny, but no. It's like that saying "a broken clock is right twice a day," but only Hayden is a clock that's 3 hours behind and nobody gives enough of a shit to fix it.
 
Count groudon said:
He's sooo fucking unfunny. With the sheer amount of bullshit this man tweets in a day, you'd think that there would be some small probability that he would say something that's kinda funny, but no. It's like that saying "a broken clock is right twice a day," but only Hayden is a clock that's 3 hours behind and nobody gives enough of a shit to fix it.
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No kidding...

 
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An annoying fake tranny finds a bad joke in her twitter. Bad Joke now determined to have been intended to be funny.
Per pew!
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
Hayden has to wake up every morning and be himself.

That's the joke!

Pew pew
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It's gotten to the point where whenever I see something on the news, I make a little shitty Hayden joke in my head. For example:

"People eating at Chipotle in Boston have come down with stomach cramps, diarrhea, & fever. Apparently it was norovirus, not their burritos!

Pew pew!"
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
It's gotten to the point where whenever I see something on the news, I make a little shitty Hayden joke in my head. For example:

"People eating at Chipotle in Boston have come down with stomach cramps, diarrhea, & fever. Apparently it was norovirus, not their burritos!

Pew pew!"
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No shit I've been doing that too. I have something like Hayden sitting on my shoulder 24/7 making shitty topical jokes.

I call it a tumor

Pew pew!
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
No shit I've been doing that too. I have something like Hayden sitting on my shoulder 24/7 making shitty topical jokes.

I call it a tumor

Pew pew!
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What's the difference between a tumor & Hayden's humor?

Nothing, they both give me cancer. Pew pew!

Speaking of which:
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GET IT BECAUSE HE WANTS TO KEEP MUSLIMS OUT
IT HAS "PEW PEW" ON THE END SO IT'S A JOKE

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GET IT BECAUSE TRUMP'S GROSS
GET IT
GET IT
DO YOU GET IT

EDIT: derp, I didn't see @autisticdragonkin capped the "white powder" tweet already.
 
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When you are the only person retweeting yourself, that means you aren't funny. If your jokes cause people to walk away from you, it means you should shut the fuck up. Alternatively it means you need another corrective beating ala high school again.
 
Adamska said:
When you are the only person retweeting yourself, that means you aren't funny. If your jokes cause people to walk away from you, it means you should shut the fuck up. Alternatively it means you need another corrective beating ala high school again.
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I wonder if Hayden's secretly transphobic. After all, every time he looks at tranny porn, he has the urge to give himself a corrective beating ! Pew pew!

Oh, fuck - this shit's contagious.
 
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