💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Ass Manager 3000 said:
Hayden? More like Gayden

Pew pew.
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Romance Larghetto Ally said:
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I keep trying to imagine these jokes coming out from funnier comedians. I close my eyes and picture the voices and delivery of comedians of far superior talent... and I still can't find these funny.
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It's astonishing that somebody could manage to be less funny than Dane Cook (but even then, he was funny at at least one time in your life (Likely your early teens))
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
Hayden Black's comedy subject matter is a mile wide and an inch deep. It's about using current news stories to increase exposure and get him noticed, like when that MSNBC program did. Hayden fucking loved that.
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So Brass Eye/The Day Today but shit.
 
Great news!
Hayden takes a break from talking about his dick and makes a joke about his balls instead!

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For some reason, he never makes these under the Shona persona. I wonder why, since the Pez dispenser one had to be a hit with the trans crowd.

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Ah yes, Turkey/turkey, thanksgiving, conservatives, very creative.
 
Thanksgiving is canceled in the Black househood because their son/daughter thing stole all the turkey basters.
Pew pew!
 
Observatory said:
Now that we got lame turkey jokes out of the way, where is our revolutionary transgender but totally not about transness at all comedy show?
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It's still in the oven, unlike his half baked jokes.. He isn't quite done basting it with tranny man batter. But he's hoping the audience will gobble it up..
 
varvarstvo said:
Great news!
Hayden takes a break from talking about his dick and makes a joke about his balls instead!

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For some reason, he never makes these under the Shona persona. I wonder why, since the Pez dispenser one had to be a hit with the trans crowd.

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Ah yes, Turkey/turkey, thanksgiving, conservatives, very creative.
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The "Jesus/Twitter" jokes really need to stop.

As do all his jokes.
 

Up until now, Hayden was at least being a little bit original. It's like he doesn't know that people have been making that exact joke since 1983. Is this even a joke, or was this Hayden trying to as a question that was so poorly phrased that it sounded like a joke?

I like how the three people who liked the tweet were Hayden, Hayden, and a guy who looks like Hayden and makes shitty jokes like Hayden, but is actually talented, unlike Hayden.
 
Jesus's followers were so loyal they'd walk off a cliff if he told them to.

If someone told me I had to follow Hayden Black, I'd walk off a cliff.

Pew pew!
 
Mungo said:
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Up until now, Hayden was at least being a little bit original. It's like he doesn't know that people have been making that exact joke since 1983. Is this even a joke, or was this Hayden trying to as a question that was so poorly phrased that it sounded like a joke?

I like how the three people who liked the tweet were Hayden, Hayden, and a guy who looks like Hayden and makes shitty jokes like Hayden, but is actually talented, unlike Hayden.
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Is the Gen Zed store a web shite?
 
I am legitimately curious how much of the merchandise from the store was actually sold, if any.
 
Silver said:
I am legitimately curious how much of the merchandise from the store was actually sold, if any.
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All of his lackeys had one, and a few tards who wanted to dicksuck and get famous bought some probably.

All in all, I predict Hayden Black lost more money than he earned.
 
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