💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[Hanamura]

Hayden? More like Gayden

Pew pew.

I snickered a bit at this, which is more than I can say for any of Hayden's tweets.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[AG 856]

I agree with most of your post, but there's a minor point:
I don't know where you got 'progressive toward Muslims' because all signs point to it actually being very offensive toward Muslims and genreally relying on stereotypes. Sure, it had a Muslim character, but she was there to be the butt of jokes, not in the spirit of ~PoC representation~.

Hayden's only progressive in that he makes fun of Christian conservatives, but he's not exactly your typical PC SJW- he loves tired old stereotypes about Muslims, mentally ill people, autists, gays and lesbians, you name it.

It's one of the big reasons Gen Sperg didn't do well with the Tumblr crowd- you can't appeal to the SJW types by making totally un-PC jokes about their beloved minorities.

That's the thing about Hayden, he thinks that he is progressive when actually if you look at it, it is incredibly offensive. Hayden's ploy is not to make developed 3-dimensional characters but rather to just chuck a few stereotypes around, just throw in a women wearing a hijab, what's her personality? She doesn't have any character apart from being a Muslim, put in a trans person, what's their personality? Nothing except for their transsexuality. These characters are just stereotypes to bring in the progressive crowd. However here's the thing, it's not working, even some of the most sjw people on Tumblr hate Hayden Black.

Hayden is anything but PC. He made jokes insulting: the Bill Cosby rape claims, sex-reassignment surgery, the IS attacks on Paris, Jared Fogle's child porn scandal, the refugee crisis, Charlie Sheen's HIV announcement. So naturally with a history of making jokes like this you need a cover so you get in Muslims and trans people. That way when somebody says that your jokes are tasteless and that your show is unfunny you can rely with "NO MY SHOW IS DIVERSE I'VE GOT TRANS PEOPLE AND MUSLIMS AND EVERYTHING". Ever notice that none of the feminazis that love Gen Zed never complained about that Bill Cosby joke? Hayden has made a good cover for himself to bring in that Tumblr Crowd, however at this point I think even the SJW fucks on Tumblr are tired of Hayden's bullshit.

 

[Erica]

Doubt we will see the episode at all. Hayden really missed his mark with the first uprising, and unlike Goodnight Burbank, which only requires a handful of your pals and a shitty camera to make, Gen Zed requires tons of animation on top of everything required to make his previous show.

He's better off trying a whole new project at this point. Gen Zed doesn't even have haters anymore.

 

[Problematic Kawaii]

That's the thing about Hayden, he thinks that he is progressive when actually if you look at it, it is incredibly offensive. Hayden's ploy is not to make developed 3-dimensional characters but rather to just chuck a few stereotypes around, just throw in a women wearing a hijab, what's her personality? She doesn't have any character apart from being a Muslim, put in a trans person, what's their personality? Nothing except for their transsexuality. These characters are just stereotypes to bring in the progressive crowd. However here's the thing, it's not working, even some of the most sjw people on Tumblr hate Hayden Black.

Hayden is anything but PC. He made jokes insulting: the Bill Cosby rape claims, sex-reassignment surgery, the IS attacks on Paris, Jared Fogle's child porn scandal, the refugee crisis, Charlie Sheen's HIV announcement. So naturally with a history of making jokes like this you need a cover so you get in Muslims and trans people. That way when somebody says that your jokes are tasteless and that your show is unfunny you can rely with "NO MY SHOW IS DIVERSE I'VE GOT TRANS PEOPLE AND MUSLIMS AND EVERYTHING". Ever notice that none of the feminazis that love Gen Zed never complained about that Bill Cosby joke? Hayden has made a good cover for himself to bring in that Tumblr Crowd, however at this point I think even the SJW fucks on Tumblr are tired of Hayden's bullshit.

The funny part about Hayden is that Tumblr has an almost fetishistic view of minorities, but not even a hack like him could please them.

 

[Mungo]

The funny part about Hayden is that Tumblr has an almost fetishistic view of minorities, but not even a hack like him could please them.

Anything that Tumblrites like or find "progressive" has to entertain them on some basic level. Steven Universe wouldn't be as popular as it is on Tumblr if it wasn't a flashy, brightly colored cartoon for children. The thing about Gen Zed is that it isn't even entertaining on any level, while Steven Universe (probably) is.

 

[女鬼]

Some nice and helpful charts of Gen Zed's and Hayden's Twitter follower counts.

See how linear that curve looks? Gen Zed lost exactly 1,525 followers a day for 12 days. Nothing suspect about that.

Looks like someone forgot to renew his payments for November.

 

[JU 199]

Hayden can't even keep his AstroTurf alive. But during the stone age...

Pew pew and don't call anybody!

 

[AG 856]

Some nice and helpful charts of Gen Zed's and Hayden's Twitter follower counts.

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See how linear that curve looks? Gen Zed lost exactly 1,525 followers a day for 12 days. Nothing suspect about that.


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Looks like someone forgot to renew his payments for November.

Hayden keeps denying that he has fake followers and anybody who calls him out on it is banned. I think it is very interesting that Hayden talks shit about people like Charlie Sheen for the controversy following them but the second we get something controversial on him he goes out of his way to shut us up.

 

[Mungo]

Looks like someone forgot to renew his payments for November.

So, despite constantly shilling Gen Zed AND selling merch for the show (a lot of merch, too) before it has even released, Gen Zed is hemorrhaging money so badly that Hayden can't even pay for fake Twitter followers anymore. That's a new low. I didn't know that something could be less successful than Sonichu, but here we fucking are.

 

[Owen Grady]

Some nice and helpful charts of Gen Zed's and Hayden's Twitter follower counts.

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See how linear that curve looks? Gen Zed lost exactly 1,525 followers a day for 12 days. Nothing suspect about that.


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Looks like someone forgot to renew his payments for November.

I don't think he's failing to renew his payments at all. I think he's making a dreadfully awful attempt at "stealthily" cancelling his payments in order to minimize publicity. He's about to cease production on the show so he can slink away into the shadows to concoct some other shitty cash-grab to throw out in about a year or two.

 

[JU 199]

don't think he's failing to renew his payments at all. I think he's making a dreadfully awful attempt at "stealthily" cancelling his payments in order to minimize publicity. He's about to cease production on the show so he can slink away into the shadows to concoct some other shitty cash-grab to throw out in about a year or two.

Then why is Shona Sommers still retweeting random trans stuff...

 

[女鬼]

Then why is Shona Sommers still retweeting random trans stuff...
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Hayden's still periodically using Goodnight Burbank's Twitter too, even though the show died in 2011.
Plus he needs to fuel that tranny fetish.

 

[Owen Grady]

Then why is Shona Sommers still retweeting random trans stuff...
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I'd assume he's also saving money by focusing on removing followers for the accounts that he doesn't value as much, or that have pretty much become complete embarrassments to him at this time, before attempting to reignite them at a later time. Goodnight Burbank seems to be his only remotely successful show and so he's of course going to keep that, and varvarstvo already mentioned the tranny fetish...

Course, this is only an alternative theory. I could be wrong and he really is just a complete failure at maintaining his finances. I can't say it would surprise me.

 

[Hat]

I think that Hayden didn't renew his fake followers because he's already accomplished his goal of appearing popular long enough to get on people's radars. Anybody who was going to buy a Gen Zed t-shirt has already bought one. If the show is actually going to exist at all, Hayden is probably more concerned with making this happen than with buying followers.

 

[Romance Larghetto Ally]

I keep trying to imagine these jokes coming out from funnier comedians. I close my eyes and picture the voices and delivery of comedians of far superior talent... and I still can't find these funny.

 

[JU 199]

Hayden Black's comedy subject matter is a mile wide and an inch deep. It's about using current news stories to increase exposure and get him noticed, like when that MSNBC program did. Hayden fucking loved that.

 

[女鬼]

Hayden Black's comedy subject matter is a mile wide and an inch deep. It's about using current news stories to increase exposure and get him noticed, like when that MSNBC program did. Hayden fucking loved that.

I think I've said that before, but my theory is that Hayden keeps making jokes about news stories because thatwas his recipe for Goodnight Burbank. GNB was the only one of his shows to have a modicum of success, since six episodes aired once on some no-name TV channel.

So since Hayden is a creatively bankrupt hack and a complete autist, he thinks repeating the same formula ad infinitum is going to be a fail-safe recipe for success.

 

[AnOminous]

I keep trying to imagine these jokes coming out from funnier comedians. I close my eyes and picture the voices and delivery of comedians of far superior talent... and I still can't find these funny.

Groucho Marx could make reading the phone book funny.

But not this shit.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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