💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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More jokes about Hayden's sex life, Hayden is scraping the very bottom of the barrel now.

It's another stolen joke, plus he's used it before.

Seriously, this joke is so fucking lame it's on Uncyclopedia.
 
Niceguy Eddie is still being an idiot on my Gen Zed video. Please help me, my channel can only take up so much Autism
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More jokes about Hayden's sex life, Hayden is scraping the very bottom of the barrel now.
God, that joke's ancient. And Hayden's told/stolen an especially lame version of it.

Throbbing Gristle did a much better job of telling that joke thirty-five years previously...

 
God, that joke's ancient. And Hayden's told/stolen an especially lame version of it.

Note: Come On Eileen was released in 1982. That makes it almost 34 years old. About twice as old as most of the tumblr generation.

Dad humor indeed.
 
NiceguyEddie is heading towards his own thread at Mach 3 speed.
Eddie wishes he was notable enough to have his own thread, but aside from his attention-whoring in the comment sections of Gen Zed videos, there isn't much to him. The content of his show isn't anything more or less funny than your typical left-wing radio show that you can get on your car radio, albeit with slightly more gays and transsexuals. If he did get a thread, I think it would die out pretty quickly.

In any case, if he's going to be putting out claims about having 5 million listeners to his shows, he should have the courtesy to provide some means of verifying those claims, or have verified them himself; providing the name of the person who owns Rainbow Radio—the busy person who probably does not divulge information to just anyone who rings her up—does not qualify.

All we have to go off of are what is public. The number of times his archived broadcasts have been listened to is remarkably low, with the Gen Zed recordings being amongst the most popular ones—relatively speaking, that is. Then you have his Patreon page, where no funds are listed. Having never used Patreon myself, I don't know if you can hide your amount or not, but I couldn't find anything regarding that in the help section of the website, so I think it's safe to say that no-one's giving Eddie any money. Then there's his Tumblr page, wherein all of his posts—aside from those popular ones that he re-blogged from someone else—have no notes whatsoever.

Needless to say, this is not symptomatic of having millions of listeners. Someone would follow him on Facebook. Someone would pledge some money his way. I don't care if his main audience comes from his live shows. He can't even compete with Nestorious Public Radio:
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In any case, if he's going to be putting out claims about having 5 million listeners to his shows, he should have the courtesy to provide some means of verifying those claims, or have verified them himself; providing the name of the person who owns Rainbow Radio—the busy person who probably does not divulge information to just anyone who rings her up—does not qualify.

He already verified it in the negative. Nobody with "5 million listeners" has time to sperg out at such length on someone else's video.
 
Eddie wishes he was notable enough to have his own thread, but aside from his attention-whoring in the comment sections of Gen Zed videos, there isn't much to him. The content of his show isn't anything more or less funny than your typical left-wing radio show that you can get on your car radio, albeit with slightly more gays and transsexuals. If he did get a thread, I think it would die out pretty quickly.

In any case, if he's going to be putting out claims about having 5 million listeners to his shows, he should have the courtesy to provide some means of verifying those claims, or have verified them himself; providing the name of the person who owns Rainbow Radio—the busy person who probably does not divulge information to just anyone who rings her up—does not qualify.

All we have to go off of are what is public. The number of times his archived broadcasts have been listened to is remarkably low, with the Gen Zed recordings being amongst the most popular ones—relatively speaking, that is. Then you have his Patreon page, where no funds are listed. Having never used Patreon myself, I don't know if you can hide your amount or not, but I couldn't find anything regarding that in the help section of the website, so I think it's safe to say that no-one's giving Eddie any money. Then there's his Tumblr page, wherein all of his posts—aside from those popular ones that he re-blogged from someone else—have no notes whatsoever.

Needless to say, this is not symptomatic of having millions of listeners. Someone would follow him on Facebook. Someone would pledge some money his way. I don't care if his main audience comes from his live shows. He can't even compete with Nestorious Public Radio:
Niceguy Eddie has a huge inferiority complex. Someone posed a simple question to Sobel. Eddie jumped in and immediately touted his own "achievements".
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It's a reference to Adele's new single, which is less underwhelming than Hayden's jokes.
 
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