💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Wezofthenow said:
It doesn't even look like it was animated in flash, It looks more like Hayden made a series of crappy gif files.
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It was animated in Photoshop, so you may be right about that.
 
Hayden's mother's grave should read:
"Here lies the only person to ever tell Hayden Black he was funny. May god have mercy on her soul."
 
AnOminous said:
Even Chris's random access humor is often funnier. There are tons of things Chris has said that get quoted over and over again. I can't imagine even remembering any of these unfunny wet farts from Hayden.
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Hayden wishes he could come up with something as brilliant as "my wooden badge is delicious!"
 
Sallet Lad Jim said:
I for one totally support everyone in this thread being in any Gen Zed parody
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KIWI FARMER CO.- A BRAND NEW TOTALLY ORIGINAL AND FUNNY ANIMATED SITCOM BY HAYDEN BLACK

Premise: A gaggle of 12 year old internet trolls have no lives and only think about the true and honest(TM) Hayden black.

First scene: Hayden Black (pbuh) fondles his balls while Julie Rei Goldstein aggressively ignores him

That's it. That's all that that happens.



Anyone care to decrypt the comedy here?
 
His dad's been married for years to someone who isn't his mom!

Isn't that just hilarious?
 
Good god Hayden's situation gives me so much anxiety to think about. He's swimming in debt, both his companies were shut down because of tax evasion, and everything he touches shrivels up in failure like the Midas Touch but it's poop instead of gold. I mean, Goodnight Burbank at least ran for a few eps, Gen Zed hasn't even finished a pilot yet and it's DEAD. No wonder Hayden's eyes are so soulless and void of happiness.

He's one of the best examples of "fake it til you make it" I've ever witnessed. Honestly, I'd feel bad for him if he weren't such a creepy, douchey manchild. :\

Edit: fixed some typos oops
 
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Ass Manager 3000 said:
KIWI FARMER CO.- A BRAND NEW TOTALLY ORIGINAL AND FUNNY ANIMATED SITCOM BY HAYDEN BLACK

Premise: A gaggle of 12 year old internet trolls have no lives and only think about the true and honest(TM) Hayden black.

First scene: Hayden Black (pbuh) fondles his balls while Julie Rei Goldstein aggressively ignores him

That's it. That's all that that happens.


[MEDIA=twitter]667803510776295425[/MEDIA]
Anyone care to decrypt the comedy here?
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This pretty much sums up any one of Hayden's attempts at comedy.
 
Hayden Black's parents are the best comedians in the family. After all, they did raise a joke.

eta; Pew pew.
 
Orthodox Chrischanity said:
Someone asked it:

[MEDIA=twitter]667772338780422144[/MEDIA]
I doubt there will be a response.
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I asked it. Got this:
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I was trying to be honest. I wanted to know his feelings on that. Dunno if @Ass Manager 3000 ruined it for me, or if he really is afraid of the truth. It's the truth.

Alright folks, time to bombard with questions about the Midnight Animal. If he's going to go on a mad banning crusade, he's afraid his claim will be proven false.

I'm the new guy here, but I issue a call to arms, Kiwis. Spread the word!
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
[MEDIA=twitter]667803510776295425[/MEDIA]
Anyone care to decrypt the comedy here?
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It's a drive-by divorce joke. Because divorce is funny.

I get the feeling this was intended to be in response to the sanctity of marriage argument conservatives are so fond of, but gay marriage is basically legal now, soooo...?
 
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