💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Slightly off topic but Niceguy eddie has been whining under that gen zed video @Oglooger made

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Ass Manager 3000 said:
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Aw, @Ass Manager 3000 , looks like you hurt his feefees.
Romance Larghetto Ally said:
By what metric does he know he got five million listeners? I can see the entire network getting such over a given period, but not his show.

Maybe Hayden buys fake listeners to Niceguy Eddie's shows.
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Yeah, a show that consistently gets 1 million listeners per feed sounds like something that people would've actually heard of.

To put that in perspective, looking through a list of PewDiePie's recent videos shows that they all have about 1-3 million views each. So somehow this guy brings in almost as many people as one of the most famous Youtubers, but no one has ever heard of him.

To be fair, he does podcasts (I think) so it is a kind of different media, but with numbers like that someone would've had to heard of him.

Also if you go to his Mixcloud account and find his most recent Radio Podcast, you'll see this.
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What's that up there at the top?
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:story: Cmon Eddie, when you tell lies on the Internet, you should make sure it doesn't take me less than one minute to debunk your claims via a goshdarn Google search.
 
Oh Hayden, my sweet doughy Brit, how is it that you always manage to sink yourself lower and lower? It's like a guy drowning in a lake because he didn't realize he was underwater.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
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It's pretty sad when you have a gargantuan lolcow like Charlie Sheen and somehow can't even muster up a mild giggle.

Pathetic.

Nobody will ever believe this character is actually a comedian. A-Log was funnier.
 
AnOminous said:
Nobody will ever believe this character is actually a comedian. A-Log was funnier.
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At least with A-Log you got the glorious cringe factor which made his stand-up funny for all the wrong reasons. You don't get that here - it's just shit joke after shit joke.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
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I "get" Hayden's jokes, they just aren't funny. This one? This one is utterly baffling. Was there a headline I missed that tiger blood is a cure for HIV? Did Charlie Sheen actually try to get some? I mean, powdered rhino horn is an aphrodisiac in Eastern quack medicine, but...

I need to turn my brain off now.
 
Romance Larghetto Ally said:
I "get" Hayden's jokes, they just aren't funny. This one? This one is utterly baffling. Was there a headline I missed that tiger blood is a cure for HIV? Did Charlie Sheen actually try to get some? I mean, powdered rhino horn is an aphrodisiac in Eastern quack medicine, but...

I need to turn my brain off now.
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During the infamous interview that gave us #Winning, Charlie Sheen claimed to have tiger blood running through his veins or something like that. Hayden's joke fails grammatically too; it should be something like "That explains the tiger blood."
 
sassyma seed said:
Aw, @Ass Manager 3000 , looks like you hurt his feefees.

Yeah, a show that consistently gets 1 million listeners per feed sounds like something that people would've actually heard of.

To put that in perspective, looking through a list of PewDiePie's recent videos shows that they all have about 1-3 million views each. So somehow this guy brings in almost as many people as one of the most famous Youtubers, but no one has ever heard of him.

To be fair, he does podcasts (I think) so it is a kind of different media, but with numbers like that someone would've had to heard of him.

Also if you go to his Mixcloud account and find his most recent Radio Podcast, you'll see this.
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:story: Cmon Eddie, when you tell lies on the Internet, you should make sure it doesn't take me less than one minute to debunk your claims via a goshdarn Google search.
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Man, when you have less followers than Ghost did before his big return...that's sad.
 
trombonista said:
During the infamous interview that gave us #Winning, Charlie Sheen claimed to have tiger blood running through his veins or something like that. Hayden's joke fails grammatically too; it should be something like "That explains the tiger blood."
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Well at least he could have cracked a joke about Feline AIDS.
 
trombonista said:
During the infamous interview that gave us #Winning, Charlie Sheen claimed to have tiger blood running through his veins or something like that. Hayden's joke fails grammatically too; it should be something like "That explains the tiger blood."
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Didn't all that tiger blood nonsense happen years ago? At this rate can I expect jokes about Lindsey Lohan getting arrested and Justin Bieber's song "Baby"?
 
Adamska said:
Hayden Black, the fraud conman behind Gen Zed and Goodnight Burbank, is an out of touch britbong who touches himself to the Fourth Doctor.
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If Hayden's a conman, he's a startingly incompetent one.
Even teenaged autistic Tumblrines know you should set up a Gofundme/Indigogo/Patreon for your shitty aborted projects.
 
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