💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Piga Dgrifm said:
Now all's we need is Kiwi Farms the series.
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Every episode would feature a bunch of people crowded in a bare room, chatting amongst themselves in huddled groups. The episodes revolve around whatever interesting topic there is to talk about that day, and sometimes the owner of the place comes in, calls everyone retarded, bans someone, and then leaves.

I sense an Emmy.
 
fishercat said:
Every episode would feature a bunch of people crowded in a bare room, chatting amongst themselves in huddled groups. The episodes revolve around whatever interesting topic there is to talk about that day, and sometimes the owner of the place comes in, calls everyone retarded, bans someone, and then leaves.

I sense an Emmy.
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Also whenever someone acts overtly autistic, they are stoned with colorful puzzle pieces.
 
I fanally listened to the interview and wow.


I love how Hayden's idea of good characterisation consists of giving each and every character a Tragic Past™.
How very original! No one has ever thought of giving depth to a character by adding some childhood trauma!

And when asked to describe Shona, he goes: "Uh she's trans... and she wants to be comic because she went through a lot of shit... because she's trans."
Now that's what I call an interesting and well-rounded lead character.

Someone get this man an Emmy.
 
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varvarstvo said:
And when asked to describe Shona, he goes: "Uh she's trans... and she wants to be comic because she went through a lot of shit... because she's trans."
Now that's what I call an interesting and well-rounded lead character.
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So basically, not only is she trans, but she's trans, too.
 
It seems as if our posh friend from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is a bit elitist.
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sassyma seed said:
WORLDS FIRST EVER YOUTUBE POOP SERIES STARRING A TRANS LEAD
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That's assuming Gen Zed will be released.

fishercat said:
Every episode would feature a bunch of people crowded in a bare room, chatting amongst themselves in huddled groups. The episodes revolve around whatever interesting topic there is to talk about that day, and sometimes the owner of the place comes in, calls everyone retarded, bans someone, and then leaves.

I sense an Emmy.
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It'd have more personality and diversity.

varvarstvo said:
I fanally listened to the interview and wow.


I love how Hayden's idea of good characterisation consists of giving each and every character a Tragic Past™.
How very original! No one has ever thought of giving depth to a character by adding some childhood trauma!

And when asked to describe Shona, he goes: "Uh she's trans... and she wants to be comic because she went through a lot of shit... because she's trans."
Now that's what I call an interesting and well-rounded lead character.

Someone get this man an Emmy.
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With decent writing, Trans Mary Sue's comedy could have been compelling.
 
Hat said:
It seems as if our posh friend from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is a bit elitist.
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You know, I'm all for the occasional ha-ha he's Southern and that's funny cause dumb joke.

But this isn't remotely funny. It's not only recycled but told pathetically badly.

He has all the comedic timing of that long beep when your heart stops fucking beating.
 
AnOminous said:
You know, I'm all for the occasional ha-ha he's Southern and that's funny cause dumb joke.

But this isn't remotely funny. It's not only recycled but told pathetically badly.

He has all the comedic timing of that long beep when your heart stops fucking beating.
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Seeing as how he just repeats tired old jokes, any thoughts on what his next jokes will be?

I'm predicting Fox News, George Bush, Sarah Palin, more sex jokes, and of course the timeless autocorrect jokes. Oh and not a single one funny or original.
 
sassyma seed said:
Seeing as how he just repeats tired old jokes, any thoughts on what his next jokes will be?

I'm predicting Fox News, George Bush, Sarah Palin, more sex jokes, and of course the timeless autocorrect jokes. Oh and not a single one funny or original.
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I'm guessing a 'LOL David Cameron fucked a pig' one, seeing as that's the favourite of Hayden's type of people at the mo.

Totally ignoring that Jeremy Corbyn fucked a pig himself...

Allegedly.
 
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