💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter
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haha, I actually asked that. I also asked the other "pew pew" question from a few days ago. I am legitimately trying to figure out what the catchphrase is. I assume it's suppose to be a snarky sitcom catchphrase like "Bazinga", but Black won't humor me. I figure if I tried to ask as close to a tumblrina as possible, I could get results, but I don't think it's possible.
I'll just let this stand here on its own.
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I sent an ask a while back, and he replied that he just took up the phrase because he found it humouress. It doesn't actually have any higher meaning.
You can probably scroll back through the blog to find it.
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Ahh, I tried searching for it, but I'll probably have to read through the whole post like I've been meaning to. There's such so much content on the farms right now, it's hard to keep up!
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It's not how you're asking it that's causing them to not answer. Hayden just thinks acting like an asshole to everyone that tries talking to him makes him sound funny. Guess he thinks it's like insult comedy where people in the audience get picked apart by a comic and everyone laughs in good humor. The only difference is Hayden's insults aren't funny and come off as mean-spirited, and generally not the kind of shit you want to be doing when you're trying to gather a following for a show.
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Especially when the audience you're attempting to curry is hypersensitive to ridicule.
It's like these tards are completely tone deaf or something.
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Also if you're trying to "riff" a person like that to make others laugh, it should probably only be one person, not everyone who responds to you.
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The words of a poet.
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Even dipshits know to go with 'TURDIS'
Hayden Black makes mongs look like fucking Einstein.
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Are we absolutely sure Hayden isn't special needs? I'm not saying this to be funny, he literally seems mentally on par with a 5 year old sometimes. And just looking at his face you can tell he's got something wrong in the head.
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From the left to the right, I actually see:
Jace
Brianna Wu
Kentray E. Brown
A generic representation of Tumblrina-ism.
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Did they send that anon to themselves?
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How did it get even worse?Also what is up with the Dorito plugs? That reminds me of a certain someone who plugged Coca Cola because they thought they'd be grateful...
I figured it out. Doritos is running a super bowl commercial contest, and this is their entry.
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Hayden Black took one too many trips on the ReTARDIS.
(One of the other shitty obvious jokes that are somehow still better than what Black used.)
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They have it in the bag.
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Haha, what a way to fight transmysoginy/racism/sexism, to give a straight, white, "cis" guy money to produce low quality content.
Social justice warriors seem to do the exact opposite of what they are trying to do. Which is hilarious
Social justice warriors seem to do the exact opposite of what they are trying to do. Which is hilarious
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A cursory Google Search reveals that a 30 second ad at the Superbowl is 4 million, while a 60 second ad is 8 million. And obviously, the Superbowl tends to have great commercials for this reason, at least as far as commercials go, because if you're spending 8 million on a spot you definitely want to put your best foot forward. Which is one of the many, many, many, MANY reasons why Black's commercial won't be chosen. Past commercials from this company have been funny live action stuff, and I'm assuming with this they're looking for a charming, fan-made kind of appeal, not some crappy animated clips from a show no-one has ever heard of.
I'm also incredibly surprised that the description for the video didn't include some kind of plea to anyone watching, railing against the trolls and trying to get more votes.
Sorry Black, but I just don't think it's gonna happen guy.
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Just an aside:
As of this twitter, there are four retweets. I bet you can guess what three of those retweets come from.
As of this twitter, there are four retweets. I bet you can guess what three of those retweets come from.