💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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varvarstvo said:
Actually it did get speedily deleted once, back in 2006, for lack of notability.
That's the second deletion. Hayden just doesn't learn.
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So this clown has had ten years to make something of himself and still isn't even worthy of a Wikipedia article.

Sad.
 
AnOminous said:
So this clown has had ten years to make something of himself and still isn't even worthy of a Wikipedia article.

Sad.
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IKR?
I love that it got nuked for lack of notablility because it's Wikipedian speak for "Who the fuck cares about this guy?"

By the way, he says he left a "lucrative career" as a TV producer in 2005, but his LinkedIn says his job at WB ended in 2004.
Everything he's had since is freelance stuff for a few months at a time.

His entire page is a mess, some jobs are listed two or three times and his resume looks like this:
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varvarstvo said:
The edit history is now gone, but the next person to edit the article removed the sentence and added "positive isn't the word I'd use." :story:


Actually it did get speedily deleted once, back in 2006, for lack of notability.
That's the second deletion. Hayden just doesn't learn.
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Lack of notability is Wikipedian for "You can't find 2 decent news articles about this guy? Just 2? Pathetic. You don't deserve to be here."
 
APerson said:
Lack of notability is Wikipedian for "You can't find 2 decent news articles about this guy? Just 2? Pathetic. You don't deserve to be here."
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You could find shit-tons for Chris. The article would be more nuked because it would be 100% in contravention of WP:BLP.
 
What I'm getting from his deleted Wikipedia page and resume is that Hayden has done a lot without accomplishing much.
 
You'd think that if he was that much of an award-winning star with fans numbering in the multi-millions, he wouldn't need to do menial freelance copy-writing jobs to make ends meet. :heart-empty:

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It doesn't really matter if they're Fortune 500 companies when you're just writing their publicity rags, but even there Hayden feels the need for self-aggrandising.


He also somehow managed to land a few voice acting gigs, a sketch here and there, and even a job as a writer/producer... for a Russian bank????
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All while acting, writing and producing some of "the most popular show sthe Web has ever seen". :story:

Oh, and he still lists himself as the current CEO for Haydenism Inc.
Y'know, the company that has been suspended by the Tax Board since 2013.
 
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Ya know, after all is said and done and Gen Zed is back in the trash where it belongs, we should probably keep an eye on ol' Hayden. I see potential in this young cow.
 
Johnny Bravo said:
Ya know, after all is said and done and Gen Zed is back in the trash where it belongs, we should probably keep an eye on ol' Hayden. I see potential in this young cow.
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If the present pattern continues, he'll be back after Gen Zed with another great idea.
 
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Hey now Hayden, don't use up all of your good Fox News jokes, or you might not have any left for if Huey's father ever shows up in Gen Zed.
 
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Hey now Hayden, don't use up all of your good Fox News jokes, or you might not have any left for if Huey's father ever shows up in Gen Zed.
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Again, it would be an insult to dads to call this dad humor.

I bet a lot of people currently alive don't even know the M stands for Music, or used to.
 
That's so boringly unfunny it's not even a non-joke. With a non-joke, at least you can tell that its original intent was to be humorous, whatever the end result. If anyone other than Hayden said "MTV is to music as Fox News is to news", it would appear to be nothing more than a boringly obvious and rather uninspired observation. We can only tell it is a non-joke here because Hayden was the one who made it.
 
millais said:
That's so boringly unfunny it's not even a non-joke. With a non-joke, at least you can tell that its original intent was to be humorous, whatever the end result. If anyone other than Hayden said "MTV is to music as Fox News is to news", it would appear to be nothing more than a boringly obvious and rather uninspired observation. We can only tell it is a non-joke here because Hayden was the one who made it.
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MTV is to music as Hayden Black's criminally unfunny jokes are to humor.
 
The show's Tumblr is still trying to reel SJWs in with original posts like this:
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But no sign of any real promotional material to properly build interest in the show.
If this all does turn out to be one big scam, all Hayden will be accomplishing is wasting the time of the other people working on the show (since he's not paying them money).
 
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CWCissey said:
Probably just found out about his Wikipedia page.
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Well, he already knew there was a deletion procedure.
We thought he'd already found out soon after it was deleted, around the time of his "Gamergate = literal NAZIS" chimpout.

I don't know what set him off considering the trolling seems to have relented lately. Either he's trying to fan the flames or maybe he didn't like something he read here, considering we're the only ones who still pay attention to him. :story:
 
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