Have you thanked your postman for their service?

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when I searched American Google for "thanked your postman", that "people also ask" section was this:

What do you write in a thank you card for a mailman?
What is the politically correct term for postman?
How do you address a mailman?
How do you express thanks giving?
How do you thank someone for their mail?

stupid current year...
 
Any time I see the motherfucker, say he's bringing a package to my door, I'll thank him...assuming he's doing his fucking job, and not lobbing my expensive fucking package up the stairs so he doesn't have to walk his lazy ass up to knock on my door, I'm still pissed about that.
 
Not since we switched to "supermailboxes" in most urban and suburban areas of Canada. I have to walk a block just to get my mail.
 
I call him a statist cuck
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No but I have a couple items and stuff coming in the mail today that I need to finish off an arcade cabinet I am building in my new home and I will be sure to thank him when he arrives. I also got a USB 6 button Genesis controller because playing Castlevania or platformers on an arcade stick just feels weird.
 
My local postwoman likes to give dogs treats while on her route. One day, while I was walking the family pitbull, she sees the dog and he bursts at her in excitement while I was still holding his leash. The postwoman has clearly given the dog treats in the past.

She asks me if she can give him a treat. Now this animal is 80 lbs, potentially majority lean muscle, and nearly dislocated my arm due to his excitement. I tell her no, and that she should not give dogs treats when they are in unhealthy, excessive states of excitement because dogs like mine could actually hurt someone unintentionally.

She seemed offended, as if I were telling her to fuck off. I appreciate her service, but I don't appreciate enabling unhealthy behavior for a dog which needs discipline. If that dog gets so excited and hurts someone, my state would not hesitate to kill him because he is a pitbull breed.
 
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