Have you seen my keys?

[Ledgitouchie]

I just had them...

 

[The Nostalgia Critic]

Did you leave it in the door again?

 

[SneedYstwyth]

Did you leave them in your anus again?

 

[MoffAlbert]

Yeah here you go OP

 

[Day Drinking]

*Bends over*

You're gonna have to reach deep.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Good news! We found your keys!

But also...

Care to explain OP?

 

[Ledgitouchie]

Good news! We found your keys!
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But also...
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Care to explain OP?

One in a million doc, one in a million.

 

[JethroTullamore]

KEYS KEYS KEYS MOTHER FUCKER!

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

They've temporarily exited this dimension. You'll find them when you least need them.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Was I not supposed to leave them in your car with it running?

 

[TheRetardKing]

Oops...

 

[JethroTullamore]

 

[Lokenstien]

>poster asks about lost item
>half of the responses suggest anal cavity searches

Checks out. But the urethra is more expansive than one thinks so it's worth looking there.