Have you given your genitals a name?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

 

[Wenzelman]

Stop making gay threads. And no.

 

[Day Drinking]

No,

But I will say I've named my penis Bruce Lee because it packs the one inch punch.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Stop making gay threads. And no.

Nigga, you are in Q&A. It's mostly just gay threads.

 

[Wenzelman]

My dick is 6000 light years long, and it's called Ultra Hardcore United States Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle_xxx_noscoper.
The second I whip it out, all females within a 30 mile radius go instantly wet.

Don't mess with me.

 

[Day Drinking]

Ultra Hardcore United States Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle_xxx_noscoper.

Expectation:

all females within a 30 mile radius go instantly wet.

Reality:

The second I whip it out, all males within a 15 mile radius come over and tell me how great .300 blackout is.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Fatman and Littleboy
wait...

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Only men name their genitals. Women reserve naming for their children.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

nah but she calls it small.

 

[Jason Wynn]

My left nut is called Law and my right one is called Order

To keep my nerd cred, my actual dick is the Rod of Lordly Might

 

[Mimic]

Dragon Warrior.

Huge by Japanese standards but hasn't been hard since 1990.