Have you ever stolen anything?

[Omori Boy]

I stole this quote.

Did you know they're called "ten gallon hats" because cowboys used to piss in them then throw them at their fathers

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Sometimes people offer me candy out of their candy bowl or whatever and I say "Thanks but I'm good," but then I take a piece later anyway

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Probably. I don’t remember any specific instance, but statistically I must’ve at least once

 

[The Repeated Meme]

I stole your mom's heart.

 

[BirdUp]

a movie

 

[Skitarii]

@Trombonista's virginity

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

 

[Utumno_Spiritwind]

If you're reading this, your attention.

 

[p0e]

movies

 

[lolnah]

No one better steal valor though

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I took a good ammount of office supplies from a shitty underpaid job i had. Not all at once, i didn't sack the place, i would just take home one or two extra things at a time. It was more of a petty thing since i hated it so much there. I also printed a lot of personal stuff on the office machine.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I stole mario kart out of the console bundle at wal mart. I feel like a piece of shit for causing inconvenience to whoever bought it and the clerk who had to deal with that return. And yes, even to wal mart.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

If you're reading this, your attention.

To be fair my I don't even pay attention so it's not like I'm losing anything of value.

 

[Optimum Cockfag]

I downloaded a car

 

[feral cat #6385]

I stole a wife once. Really learned my lesson with that one.

 

[Broseph]

I stole mario kart out of the console bundle at wal mart. I feel like a piece of shit for causing inconvenience to whoever bought it and the clerk who had to deal with that return. And yes, even to wal mart.

How did you manage that?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I used to steal legos when I was a kid.

 

[Catler]

I stole @Rozzy's heart.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

How did you manage that?

I'm betting swapped labels with another game and put that in the box?

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Set the console on a shelf in front of me like I was inspecting it. Slowly rotated it around, pretending to read, all while slowly loosening the cardboard side that opened. Pulled game out, put in pants, closed box, left. Game inside had no code, box, or tags.