Have You Ever Mollywopped a Bitch?

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Mollywopped
Now that's a word I haven't heard in like 10 years, just like planling and YOLO. I fucking hated it back then but considering the retarded ass zoomer lingo we have now, at least they sound somewhat like actual words or phrases a non-braindead person would use.
Yeah there was once a dumb retarded ass bitched named @Character from a movie.

She was a greasy ass, burnt ass, coco crispies looking ass, obese bitch. Wearing shirts several times too small for her overweight fucking body. She had no ass, no tits, she was all just pancake and motherfucking fat. She was mad af because she was retarded and down syndrome bitch as fuck.

She tried to argue and fuck with me and I mollywopped her shit and left her for dead in her ghetto ass neighborhood then she drown to death in her hot cheeto grease fuckin bitch. Don't you ever fucking delete my shit again. Bitch.
 
Damn straight I did. Senior year of highschool. Cunty mean girl thought that making fun of my accent would get a giggle from her "entourage". I did as a true southern gentleman should, whopped her molly right across her cunt face. Open hand, of course, as a gentleman should when disciplining a molly in public.

Fun fact: Molly is term for a female mule.
 
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