Have You Ever Cast A Spell?

[Mariposa Electrique]

Have you ever cast a magical spell for something you wanted? Share your experience.

 

[King Fructose]

I cast a spell for world peace. Thus far it has not worked.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I once said "Abra Kadabra" and then pulled a rabbit out of hat.

 

[Retink]

I cast magic missile.

 

[Red Hood]

I cast magic missile.

I attack the darkness!

 

[Just A Butt]

i casted a fart spell out of my anus smell it up you faggots

 

[zero-who]

I made a sigil once, but I gave up once the guide I was using said to cum all over it while thinking about what I want to happen.
I have my limits.

 

[Cup Noodle]

I'm more of a pacifist. I just read cards and leave the rest up to fate. Would you like a tarot reading?

 

[Jason Wynn]

and waste my seed on a common harlot not likely!

When the time is right, a maiden will be delivered up to me…probably from the east

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

I don't have the runes and magic level to cast Ice Barrage.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Magic spells lose their potency when you talk about them.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Tapping some islands as I type.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I wished on a shooting star once.

 

[Cheese Sandwich]

I put a hex on a place when I got evicted and it was destroyed by a flood a few months later.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

I cast a love spell and received a restraining order. Thankfully restraining orders DON'T have a clause relating to making tulpas of the person the defendant isn't allowed within fifty feet of, so my love and I can still be together after I self-induce schizophrenia.

 

[Just A Butt]

I'm not a white girl

wait why did you change it this quote was leftover in my box i was gonna say "prove it" but i got bored and went to bed

 

[Lucky Jim]

Remember folks, if you ever ask whether magic works: Aleister Crowley was heir to a wealthy brewing family, wrote dozens of books on "real" magic, and yet died penniless.