Have you ever beaten somebody up?

[shadyreapers_]

Feel free to tell the whole story

 

[DocAwe]

Female friend of the group comes in one day and tells us she got raped.
Few days later the guy has an encounter.
Few days after that arrests were made.
Few days later find out she lied.
Still salty about that and genuinely feel bad.
The end.

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

I've beaten up a tard in middle school for lusting at me and grabbing my private parts.

 

[Fishnumm]

I've beaten up a tard in middle school for lusting at me and grabbing my private parts.

whoa

i broke my aunts nose when i was like 4 lol

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

whoa

The tard was male in case you didn't guess it. He was an IRL lolcow.

 

[Fishnumm]

The tard was male in case you didn't guess it. He was an IRL lolcow.

i guessed correctly

 

[Maldemort]

No, but I threw a donut at a colored from a moving car once.

 

[Not an Hero]

I beat your dad's holes up pretty good the other night.

 

[shadyreapers_]

I beat your dad's holes up pretty good the other night.

I doubt it , my father probably banged ur mother also

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

beat up? No
beat off? Yes

 

[Not an Hero]

I doubt it , my father probably banged ur mother also

Probably, but that doesn't unprolapse his asshole.

 

[shadyreapers_]

Probably, but that doesn't unprolapse his asshole.

quit the bullshit, brother

 

[Pruto]

No but I've been beaten to a bloody pulp many times in my life, even by my own father, but one day I'll be on the other end of the stick and I'll be the one beating the shit out of someone else, I can feel it.

 

[blackshirt]

I've been in a lot of fights but I always hold myself back and don't go as far as I should've. It's very annoying being intelligent enough to know the consequences of going too far, but being caveman enough to love fighting and confrontation.

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

Beating someone up? I'm not good at that. However, I am good at choking a motherfucker, and done it in every fight I've been in.

 

[Alaska20k]

Dude when I get pissed I just start seeing red and my mind goes blank - I’m like a lethal animal it’s really scary. I’ve never trained bjj but I’ve seen highlights on the chive I can recreate pretty much recreate any move I’ve seen from memory

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Not anywhere near serious but gave one kid a good pimp slap in middleschool that was so hard, his face was bruised for two weeks.
Second time, kid was attempting to become a bully? I think? They liked to try and pick on me, I rarely reacted so maybe they thought they were getting away with it?
Anyway I shoved him in a locker and dented the frame. Both times the person was getting too in my face and touchy, I tend to punch people if they touch me unexpectedly. Not as a tough guy thing, more a knee jerk reaction, so it rarely ever got serious.

 

[Not an Hero]

quit the bullshit, brother

Your dad craves BWC. Its cool. Its progressive.

 

[babyTAP]

No. But one night as I was sitting at a bar stool waiting to leaving a dive bar some chick mistook me for someone else and came up behind me and yanked my ponytail backwards. I could feel myself being dragged/slipping off the stool. All of this is happening very quickly btw. So with one hand I anchor myself to the edge of the bar ledge, do a little slide/backwards hop to get the stool out from under me without me tripping. She's still got me from behind by my ponytail. Finally I just took my last arm and wound it up and just SWANG my elbow as hard as I could in the direction I hoped her face was in. It was! Her nose started piss pouring. Was immediately barred but was reinstated once the security footage was reviewed. Didn't think I had it in me!