HATERS TO THE LEFT

[Yawning Squirtle]

I think Chris should drop all this tomgirl shit, emigrate to Germany and live together with some German Punks in Bochum, Hamburg or Berlin. His attitude towards work and hygiene would be largely accepted there, and an "Iro" punk haircut would look far better on his head than these loli preteen pigtails. Also, the dope and beer might make him mellow out a bit, and he might get hankypanky with a drunk 15 year old girl who ran away from home.
Do a Google video search for "APPD Wahlwerbespot" to see what I mean.

Honestly I'd be happy if he cut his hair period. Could be a mohawk, could shave it all off, heck it could be a multicolored bowl cut and it'd still look better. I mean if he isn't going to take care of his hair he might as well cut it.

Hell, even when his hair was washed (as in the profile picture before "haters to the left") he still looked creepy. I agree, his long hair has to go.

 

[JimReynolds]

I think Chris should drop all this tomgirl shit, emigrate to Germany and live together with some German Punks in Bochum, Hamburg or Berlin. His attitude towards work and hygiene would be largely accepted there, and an "Iro" punk haircut would look far better on his head than these loli preteen pigtails. Also, the dope and beer might make him mellow out a bit, and he might get hankypanky with a drunk 15 year old girl who ran away from home.
Do a Google video search for "APPD Wahlwerbespot" to see what I mean.

But Chris would never move to Europe! His dad fought the Koreans there!

"If I could, I would like to visit Korea."- CWC

I think Chris should drop all this tomgirl shit, emigrate to Germany and live together with some German Punks in Bochum, Hamburg or Berlin. His attitude towards work and hygiene would be largely accepted there, and an "Iro" punk haircut would look far better on his head than these loli preteen pigtails. Also, the dope and beer might make him mellow out a bit, and he might get hankypanky with a drunk 15 year old girl who ran away from home.
Do a Google video search for "APPD Wahlwerbespot" to see what I mean.

Honestly I'd be happy if he cut his hair period. Could be a mohawk, could shave it all off, heck it could be a multicolored bowl cut and it'd still look better. I mean if he isn't going to take care of his hair he might as well cut it.

Hell, even when his hair was washed (as in the profile picture before "haters to the left") he still looked creepy. I agree, his long hair has to go.

He should just shave it all off, he's already going bald.

 

[Satoru182]

"Balding is not a choice, but bald is a choice,"

Mystery to Style convincing him to shave his head.

 

[Hyperion]

SLANDEROUS TROLLS

You guys are just jealous of Chris's hair. Check those bad ass puppy dog tails. Thats a good look for today's retard on the go.

 

[Marvin]

Honestly I'd be happy if he cut his hair period. Could be a mohawk, could shave it all off, heck it could be a multicolored bowl cut and it'd still look better. I mean if he isn't going to take care of his hair he might as well cut it.

Hell, even when his hair was washed (as in the profile picture before "haters to the left") he still looked creepy. I agree, his long hair has to go.

He should just shave it all off, he's already going bald.

Oh, he's definitely going for the skullet

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I wonder how long it will be before Chris's hair begins to form into a Polish plait.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_plait

 

[calicojack]

I wonder how long it will be before Chris's hair begins to form into a Polish plait.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_plait

I think he cares too much about his Tomgirl look to have his hair go into that.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I dunno. Tomgirl's pretty half-assed nowadays.

 

[Marvin]

Chris takes good enough care of his hair to keep it from forming a polish plait.

 

[pickleniggo]

I wonder how long it will be before Chris's hair begins to form into a Polish plait.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_plait

I'm going to vomit.
Chris goes to a hairdresser though, amirite? Certainly no one would touch his hair if it were that bad.

 

[JimReynolds]

Chris takes good enough care of his hair to keep it from forming a polish plait.

Thanks ATTS!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I wonder how long it will be before Chris's hair begins to form into a Polish plait.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_plait

I'm going to vomit.
Chris goes to a hairdresser though, amirite? Certainly no one would touch his hair if it were that bad.

I've seen people on people of walmart with that hair! Horrifying.

 

[Varis]

I don't think Chris has ever *known* what others thought. Autism, you know. He's consistenly clueless about what makes other people tick, and why they ignore his drunken shouts.

But he flips his shit whenever he or his characters are depicted as homosexuals.

 

[Hyperion]

Turns out reality is a little more fluid than the static universe Autists believe.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

I don't think Chris has ever *known* what others thought. Autism, you know. He's consistenly clueless about what makes other people tick, and why they ignore his drunken shouts.

But he flips his shit whenever he or his characters are depicted as homosexuals.

That might just be his literal mind placing too much importance on statements. To him, to say something is true makes it true, physical evidence to the contrary be damned. Like how he is handsome and thin because he (and Barb) say so. So if someone says "Chis/Sonichu are gay." Then they are unless Chris immediately and fervently denies it.

 

[QI 541]

I don't think Chris has ever *known* what others thought. Autism, you know. He's consistenly clueless about what makes other people tick, and why they ignore his drunken shouts.

But he flips his shit whenever he or his characters are depicted as homosexuals.

That might just be his literal mind placing too much importance on statements. To him, to say something is true makes it true, physical evidence to the contrary be damned. Like how he is handsome and thin because he (and Barb) say so. So if someone says "Chis/Sonichu are gay." Then they are unless Chris immediately and fervently denies it.

Chris is one of the few examples of someone who is literally homophobic. He can't even stand the sight of a shirtless male unless it's himself.

 

[PolterBob]

The Cash family has influence everywhere. I almost feel bad for Chris.

Do they happen to be dang dirty jews?

AND homosessuwulz!

So Barb moved out, left Chris behind, and Chris claimed himself as his own? That doesn't seem too farfetched.

At this point, Barb getting off the sofa is pretty farfetched.

If she goes, the sofa goes.

Barb would have literally fuzed with the sofa (this sort of disgusting thing has happened before).

I think it's really just Chris saying "hate me if you want, I don't care, this is the way I am and I act how I want" But as per usual, Chris' ability to meaningfully convey what he's trying to say is rather poor.

No. It's just a prime example of Chris, who thinks a song like "Freebird" was made just for him as a license to be a fat greasy creeper in mismatched, ill-fitting ladies clothes and clown hair, forcing himself onto a world that did not deserve this.

His current appearance is a visual manifestation of his huge ego and warped perception of Reality.

He is his own worst cockblocker.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I know incontinence threads are verboten on pain of expulsion (get it?), but that last post did make me wonder if Chris's "accidents" happened in high school too and if he was secretly known as the yard who shat himself every month or so.

Lucas and Mimms said it never happened during Chris's Game Place years, and Lord knows he had his share of stressful moments there. I don't think he's really the intestinal firehose some people make him out to be.

Yeah, I've never believed that Chris is perpetually shitting himself. I think it's simply a case where his awful diet fucks up his guts, combined with his repulsive habit of gleefully breaking wind regardless of his surroundings. The result is

But as with so many CWC related things, the community just picked it up and ran with it.

http://sneed.macgasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/objection.jpg

He may not be constantly crapping himself, but he surely does over the most stupid or trivial things, like discussing bullyng on a chat with Jackie, or, as I theorize, over a broken computer ("near accident" my balls).

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

He may not be constantly crapping himself, but he surely does over the most stupid or trivial things, like discussing bullyng on a chat with Jackie, or, as I theorize, over a broken computer ("near accident" my balls).

Its interesting that you bring those examples up, particularly the Jackie chat. Although Jackie was the one to actually use the word "psychic", it was Chris who first ventured that "when you brought it [crapping himself] up, it is like our minds are synced..." Now, somehow, despite embarrassing himself to his would-be fartsweet, Chris was able to candidly continue with the convo until gracefully bowing out to clean himself up. How was he able to do this without dying of humiliation? Simple - he took a childish lack of self-control and turned it into a semi-romantic gesture, one that inherently implied a somewhat supernatural connection. In other words, Chris soiled himself because it was meant to be!

Its really no different that what Marv and ABL were talking about on another (or this?) thread about deliberately construing innocent statements and personal desires into promises, or posting his hideous pics online with phrases like "I'm my own free bitch" and expecting the significance to make itself clearly apparent to others: Chris can't process the world at the world's speed, and so he makes up for it by expecting the world to slow down for him, using misunderstood catchphrases and deliberately magical excuses to bridge the gaps; and becoming angry, embittered, and depressed when they don't work.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

He may not be constantly crapping himself, but he surely does over the most stupid or trivial things, like discussing bullyng on a chat with Jackie, or, as I theorize, over a broken computer ("near accident" my balls).

Yeah, there are a lot of things about Chris that have become exaggerated, but the pants-shitting, well... the general consensus ain't that far off.

Its interesting that you bring those examples up, particularly the Jackie chat. Although Jackie was the one to actually use the word "psychic", it was Chris who first ventured that "when you brought it [crapping himself] up, it is like our minds are synced..." Now, somehow, despite embarrassing himself to his would-be fartsweet, Chris was able to candidly continue with the convo until gracefully bowing out to clean himself up. How was he able to do this without dying of humiliation? Simple - he took a childish lack of self-control and turned it into a semi-romantic gesture, one that inherently implied a somewhat supernatural connection. In other words, Chris soiled himself because it was meant to be!

It has to be written in destiny, because the alternative would be that Chris did something less than fantastic and excellent. He cannot comprehend the idea that anything about his general behavior might be undesirable.

To him, to say something is true makes it true, physical evidence to the contrary be damned.

I think this defines Chris's view of history and reality more than anything else does.