HATERS TO THE LEFT

[Tubular Monkey]

Not with those skinny-on-the-bottom flabby-on-the-top hairy-ass pickle beaters.

Even those spindly arms are starting to get flabby, as fat looks for new places to dwell. Chris in five years is going to be a sight to behold.

 

[Meh]

I... I really don't know what to say about this. Just when I thought Chris hit rock bottom and can't get any worse I see this. This man child is up to something, I just know it.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

I... I really don't know what to say about this. Just when I thought Chris hit rock bottom and can't get any worse I see this. This man child is up to something, I just know it.

Nah, it's probably just him being insane as always. Though it's certainly hilarious to see him refer to himself as a "bitch", what with him constantly telling us he's STRAIGHT and all.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I always thought the line in that Lady Gaga song was "I'm a freak bitch, baby." But I don't listen to Lady Gaga so I'm all like "w/e bros dilligaf"

 

[PolterBob]

I for one am kind of proud of Chris. Although the pink Smurfette shirt says it louder than the sign.

Agreed, I think it's time that we, as a community, support Chris in this latest transitional phase. It's taken him a long time, and it's clearly caused him a lot of stress, but he's finally admitted to himself what we've all known for a long time.

Well done Chris! Embrace your homosexuality and you do indeed have every right to be gay and proud.

And kudos to Chris for not using a childlike backwards "R". He's growing up.

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[renomakicwc]

Man, I can't believe I missed out on this...

Was this posted recently? If so, I guess the Tomgirl fad HASN'T died yet after all. What a shame, I was hoping to see him back to his old self..

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Is the Judge's last name really O'Cash? Chris may possibly shit himself when they say "Please rise for Judge O'Cash"

 

[Watcher]

Is the Judge's last name really O'Cash? Chris may possibly shit himself when they say "Please rise for Judge O'Cash"

Is her first name Julie?

 

[Bgheff]

If I ever do find the one that is to be my sweetheart, I will give her such care, such tenderness, such love… we get around to the hanky-panky, that's fine, that's good… we get married. I will have my God-create—my God-called daughter!

It's the Madman Rising video that he mentions this.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

Is the Judge's last name really O'Cash? Chris may possibly shit himself when they say "Please rise for Judge O'Cash"

I just had to do it.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Is the Judge's last name really O'Cash? Chris may possibly shit himself when they say "Please rise for Judge O'Cash"

I just had to do it.

Oh God please let this be true. This may be one of the most epic pants-shitting in Chris Chan's life. And I mean no A-log, people.

 

[Holdek]

Is the Judge's last name really O'Cash? Chris may possibly shit himself when they say "Please rise for Judge O'Cash"

I just had to do it.

LOL

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

The Cash family has influence everywhere. I almost feel bad for Chris.

 

[Donald Duck]

Is the Judge's last name really O'Cash? Chris may possibly shit himself when they say "Please rise for Judge O'Cash"

I just had to do it.

I was thinking that too when I read the judge's name. Although does Chris even remember Clyde Cash anymore?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I'd think Clyde Cash would be the one name he'd remember. Not just because they spoke often but because it's a pretty easy name to remember. It's short. First and last name begin with C. Chris likes cash.

 

[JimReynolds]

Man, I can't believe I missed out on this...

Was this posted recently? If so, I guess the Tomgirl fad HASN'T died yet after all. What a shame, I was hoping to see him back to his old self..

I don't think he'll ever come back. He's his own free bitch.

 

[RP 520]

I....what, my brain just died a little bit from trying to comprehend what I just saw.

The only thing I can say is, it's Helga Phugley!

 

[calicojack]

Is the Judge's last name really O'Cash? Chris may possibly shit himself when they say "Please rise for Judge O'Cash"

That CLYDE CASH doesn't deserve a RED CENT!

 

[pickleniggo]

Is Chris even paying enough attention anymore to notice the Judge's last name?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

This is what I think about a lot of Chris' fantasies. Although Chris has dreams sometimes about godbear or relatives or things like that and he frequently will take them as genuine prophesies or promises. That's really caused him some problems when the promises weren't fulfilled.

Hell, he fabricated a promise "owed" to him about his 10 year high school reunion just because of a single slide in a slide show at his graduation.