HATERS TO THE LEFT

[Watcher]

I hate to say this, but maybe this was triggered by Barb dying, and the full impact and consequences haven't come crashing down upon Chris-chan yet?

She could be rotting in his house right now. Turning Chris into Norman Bates

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

I saw the pictures... Just when I thought Cho Aniki, a gay Japanese video game, is the gayest of the gayest, I didn't think Chris could beat that. I'm trying not to be A-Loggy but I've seen drag queens and homosexuals but never in my life would I see a guy with pigtails. Heck! I've seen femboi furry art and none of them have guys with pigtails! Oh and his pink shirt with the rainbow adds a nice gay overtone too.

 

[Satoru182]

"Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory psychological treatment and evaluation, plus jail time unless he complies"

Maybe maybeee, his community service is done or the psychological treatment and he sees this as a victory and even the end of his legal ordeal, even tough the probation hasn't ended.

 

[Golly]

I wonder if he knows that "free bitch" is an oxymoron in some contexts, especially since without the adjective, "I am my own bitch" makes no sense.

 

[homerbeoulve]

I just puked my lunch. The aftermath was horrible.

 

[snowkitten91]

I wouldn't be surprised if someone who doesn't know anything about Chris Chan genuinely thought that he's a girl by seeing these pictures.

Also, maybe someone just recently complained about the adult autistic child's crazy and inappropriate ways in public (yet again) and this is his new way to say: "F@&# YOU, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!", or something like that.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Well, standard Chris rationale. He knows exactly what he's trying to express, so he assumes that everyone knows what he's trying to express. I wouldn't look any deeper than thinking he's just completely locked in to the girly boy persona, and that he's simply declaring that girl power is good, and that haters can form a line in an as yet unconfirmed direction.

Any time Chris gets cocky or confident, he's setting himself up for trouble. An emboldened Chris is a Chris about to step into one of life's many bear traps. This attitude, along with his child brain and Buffalo Bill appearance portends grave misadventure for one Tards Fartington.

 

[Surtur]

God damn it Chris....

 

[Saney]

Hey guys, what did I mi-?

What.

The.

Fuck.

 

[Hyperion]

Any time Chris gets cocky or confident, he's setting himself up for trouble. An emboldened Chris is a Chris about to step into one of life's many bear traps. This attitude, along with his child brain and Buffalo Bill appearance portends grave misadventure for one Tards Fartington.

Most people set themselves up for trouble when they get cocky. Most people learn their lesson fairly quickly, but in a rather mundane fashion. Chris on the other hand... Well, just think about all the ways he's failed when he was so sure he was about to win.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Most people set themselves up for trouble when they get cocky. Most people learn their lesson fairly quickly, but in a rather mundane fashion. Chris on the other hand... Well, just think about all the ways he's failed when he was so sure he was about to win.

Which is why I welcome these pictures, and hope for Chris to strut around Charlottesville like a pretty peacock.

 

[Hyperion]

I'm just wondering what it was that spurred him to post this...

This is rather baffling, though with Chris most things are.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

A song, a cartoon, a game, a movie or a tv show. I don't think Chris has stimuli beyond that.

 

[Hasharin]

He appears to be reverting to his old cocky self slowly, not "boohoo im a victim." He's getting ballsier as his freedom approaches.

Chris will teach those damn JERKS that he's his OWN FREE BITCH.

Ha Ha! Take THAT, you fart-minded, jerk MALE among ALL fart-minded, jerk Males that make up the Majority of the Worldwide Male Population! -
Women Rule, because they are more compassionate, caring and understanding.

 

[Coldgrip]

The shirt, the face paint, the pigtails are all just facepIamingly bad, but for some odd reason that hairy arm of his just makes this picture go from nauseating to gut-churning wretched.

 

[trip2themoon]

Hat ers to the left. I wonder if he comes across many hat ers in his back garden?

 

[Ronichu]

The line "I'm a free bitch!" is something I expected him to be shouting in prison.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I'm not shocked or even surprised by this. This is just Chris continuing to fall apart. Just a small mind raging against the dying of the light.

 

[Ronichu]

I'm not shocked or even surprised by this. This is just Chris continuing to fall apart. Just a small mind raging against the dying of the light.

It's actually a really good point. It's things like this that really illustrate to me, despite extensive "social mimicry", just how little understanding Chris has of the world and social customs and how little he realises his behaviour is abnormal.

 

[WWWWolf]

I wonder if he knows that "free bitch" is an oxymoron in some contexts, especially since without the adjective, "I am my own bitch" makes no sense.

(pointless lexical hairsplitting) "bitch" can mean "someone who's being dominated by someone else" or "not a particularly nice kind of a woman to say the least". (...and this is why I don't contribute to wiktionary that much, my definitions suck.) I take it he's taken offense in being referred to using the first sense and trying to make it sound like he's the latter. It's probably not working all that well. It's like the "I may be a maggot but I'm a damn strong one" incident.