HATERS TO THE LEFT

[calicojack]

Oh my lord... He has pigtails... That's pretty fucked.

 

[KatsuKitty]

>haters to the left
>points to the right

That's my Chris!

 

[MysticMisty]

I could be mistaken, but it looks like he's wearing a Tiny Toon Adventures T-shirt. And the only explanation I can think of for the pictures is this is his response to us saying he won't go to Friday's After Five because Barb has him chained to the house. This is also his way to shut us up about his not going full tomgirl anymore at the same time. Could be very wrong though!

I have no idea what he's drawn on his cheeks though. They kinda remind me of pickles.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

"I'm my own free bitch" now, that sounds like a new CWCism in the making

Or maybe he got it from Lady Gaga. It's a lyric in "Bad Romance."

Considering how behind Chris can be on pop culture this makes perfect sense. This does bring up some questions though....

1- I try not to pry on what the "inner circle" knows. I'm happy with what we get. But Marvin, what the fuck???? Do you know ANYTHING about this???? I am absolutely baffled.
2- What the hell is on his cheeks? Looks like face point but I can't for the life of me tell what it is of.
3- What the hell is up with his forehead? It's all red and such. Legit looks like he was slapped.
4- Even smiling he has sadness in his eyes.
5- Am I the only one that saw "Haters to the left" and thought
[youtube]2EwViQxSJJQ[/youtube]

EDIT- 6- Chris clearly doesn't know what "haters" are. Nobody is jealous of Chris. He isn't hated. He's just our personal freakshow. I don't envy the dude with lobster hands.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

2- What the hell is on his cheeks? Looks like face point but I can't for the life of me tell what it is of.

I don't know what they're supposed to mean, but the colors (green and blue) match his comic self's eyes.

 

[LM 697]

5- Am I the only one that saw "Haters to the left" and thought
[youtube]2EwViQxSJJQ[/youtube]

I did too.

 

[calicojack]

I could be mistaken, but it looks like he's wearing a Tiny Toon Adventures T-shirt. And the only explanation I can think of for the pictures is this is his response to us saying he won't go to Friday's After Five because Barb has him chained to the house. This is also his way to shut us up about his not going full tomgirl anymore at the same time. Could be very wrong though!

I have no idea what he's drawn on his cheeks though. They kinda remind me of pickles.

That's a good observation. I think it's a response to being free from his parole. But I can't decipher his autistic meaning so I may be wrong.

 

[spaps]

I could be mistaken, but it looks like he's wearing a Tiny Toon Adventures T-shirt. And the only explanation I can think of for the pictures is this is his response to us saying he won't go to Friday's After Five because Barb has him chained to the house. This is also his way to shut us up about his not going full tomgirl anymore at the same time. Could be very wrong though!

I have no idea what he's drawn on his cheeks though. They kinda remind me of pickles.

That's a good observation. I think it's a response to being free from his parole. But I can't decipher his autistic meaning so I may be wrong.

Like it was stated a few pages back, his parole doesn't end till July, so it must be the latter.

 

[Fialovy]

I could be mistaken, but it looks like he's wearing a Tiny Toon Adventures T-shirt.

Yeah, I was actually trying to figure out what it was and I was thinking making Tiny Toon Adventures, but still too hard to tell. It had those colors.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So Chris is now wearing "Ironically childish" clothing now. So that puts him at what, 12 now???

 

[Hasharin]

I will say nothing new: since he became a tomgirl, he gets more insane with every picture.

 

[Judge Holden]

So Chris is now wearing "Ironically childish" clothing now. So that puts him at what, 12 now???

oh god no.... chris is entering a second puberty. This cannot end well.

 

[Immortal Toothbrush]

Could this be...

the second coming of our Autistic Warrior?

Haha... nah.

One can dream, I suppose.

I do wish I was around back in Chris' heyday, but alas, I am too little too late on the train.

On the topic of the pictures:
Poor guy looks like a little kid limping home from the playground after his toys were broken.

 

[Bgheff]

Chris hasn't been on since that thread was made. Who knows why he did this other than autism and him being crazy.

Nothing screams heterosexual like wearing pigtails and a shirt for young children's programming. the ladies will be all over him now.

 

[spaps]

Okay, I'll try to decipher this to the best of my abilities. Okay,
The first one is him telling the HATERS of his new tomgirl style to fuck off.
The second one is his response to the sterotype that Barb doesn't let him leave the house (and he's coming to Fridays at Five?).
That's the best I got. Anyone else wanna try?

 

[Marvin]

I could be mistaken, but it looks like he's wearing a Tiny Toon Adventures T-shirt. And the only explanation I can think of for the pictures is this is his response to us saying he won't go to Friday's After Five because Barb has him chained to the house. This is also his way to shut us up about his not going full tomgirl anymore at the same time. Could be very wrong though!

Nah, if Chris knows or cares about that thread, I haven't heard anything about it.

This does bring up some questions though....

1- I try not to pry on what the "inner circle" knows. I'm happy with what we get. But Marvin, what the fuck???? Do you know ANYTHING about this???? I am absolutely baffled.

2- What the hell is on his cheeks? Looks like face point but I can't for the life of me tell what it is of.

Maybe makeup or something, if he has any left.

3- What the hell is up with his forehead? It's all red and such. Legit looks like he was slapped.

I like the "walked into a pole" theory, but I don't know.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Okay, I'll try to decipher this to the best of my abilities. Okay,
The first one is him telling the HATERS of his new tomgirl style to fuck off.
The second one is his response to the sterotype that Barb doesn't let him leave the house (and he's coming to Fridays at Five?).
That's the best I got. Anyone else wanna try?

He ran over Barb with the BMW but didn't get her carcass in frame because that would mean he'd have to move slightly out of the shot.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

Fairly sure it's this shirt

 

[DevilDog]

Okay, I'll try to decipher this to the best of my abilities. Okay,
The first one is him telling the HATERS of his new tomgirl style to fuck off.
The second one is his response to the sterotype that Barb doesn't let him leave the house (and he's coming to Fridays at Five?).
That's the best I got. Anyone else wanna try?

I'll give it a go. The haters part is an attempt to put the trolling behind him, by acting like every other attention whore who has been trolled...as opposed to making a rant video. The pigtails and bitch part are a sort of teenage "whatever", middle finger, do what I want flaunt/gesture. As for the cheeks, it's tomgirl baby and as for his forehead...that's anyone's guess, perhaps tripping over some junk in 14 BC, perhaps a hairy JERK hand prompted by an advance on said JERK's sweetheart.

 

[acrylicpaint]

Does he know what the word 'bitch' means? The pigtails give a bit of an effect like floppy dog ears...

Is Chris a furry, and his fursona is a female dog in heat?

He should have put the face paint on his nose.