💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Farm Hand said:
Hasan went to the New York Times to have a giddy conversation on video about how cool stealing is, and it's really fucking weird. But because Hasan is a weasel, he also has to clarify at one point that he's personally terrified of stealing and would never do it himself, but he'll totally cheer on anyone who does.
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So Hasan 1 % Piker is giving people explicit permission to burglarize his house or steal his $200k Porsche. Thanks for letting everyone know, Hasan.

Edit: happy 1000 pages!
 
I was watching Asmongold's video on this fag's stealing is ok video, and this is getting ridiculous:

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Probably 4" in hairline gap but his head is so small it throws off scale. Just accept the hairline you autistic faggot.
 
He's still trying to pretend he's not part of the rich. Maybe he's just so out of touch that he thinks equestrianism is a hobby normal kids have, and that his home is considered modest.

mandatorylurk said:
I was watching Asmongold's video on this fag's stealing is ok video, and this is getting ridiculous:

Probably 4" in hairline gap but his head is so small it throws off scale. Just accept the hairline you autistic faggot.
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Time to schedule another hair transplant!
 
Hasan has been coping about the NYT stealing/Luigi blowback on stream for two hours now, claiming that it's just "elites" going after him.

Farm Hand said:
Jon Favreau, the Pod Save America podcast bro who did the softball interview with Hasan to spur this article, responds to it in cowardly fashion:
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Favs doesn't mind that Hasan lied to his face to pose as innocently mainstream, and he was totally going to ask Hasan about the simping for China and Russia, but just didn't have the time.

I listened to that whole interview. Hasan pretty much had free reign over it, and Favs was not only unchallenging, but also preempted questions with damage control to help Hasan out. Hasan has also been frequent guest of Pod Save America content for the past years.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jvAN_N2OQJQ
Hasan damage-controlled over the article at length on stream today, clinging to a particular article from an obscure commie outlet and simultaneously tweeting:
https://canadiandimension.com/artic...lestine-and-predicted-the-current-catastrophe ( https://archive.is/n44hn )
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In light of this latest Hasan controversy, Jon Favreau now presents a new facet of cowardice:
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Favs comes off as a clown all on his own, but Hasan's reply here is making an even bigger fool out of him because Hasan is subtly telling Favs "I actually hate all of you Democrats, and my ultimate goal is to subvert your party with my own."
 
Farm Hand said:
Spiegelman: Would you steal from the Louvre?

Piker: Yes.

Tolentino: I would not be logistically capable of executing such a fact, but would I cheer on every news story of people that I see doing it? Absolutely.

Piker: I think it’s cool. We’ve got to get back to cool crimes like that: bank robberies, stealing priceless artifacts, things of that nature. I feel like that’s way cooler than the 7,000th new cryptocurrency scheme that people are engaging in.
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Farm Hand said:
Spiegelman: Would you steal from Whole Foods?

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Piker: I’m pro stealing from big corporations, because they steal quite a bit more from their own workers. However, one thing that might even help your ethical dilemma is the fact that the automated process that they design, these companies know will increase shrink, right?


So it’s actually factored in. The lemons that you stole are factored into the bottom line of these mega-corporations regardless. And they still end up having increased profit margins, because they no longer have to pay the cashiers that they used to hire, as opposed to this automated system, knowing full well that people are still going to be able to steal a lot more efficiently, as a matter of fact, through the automated process.

Tolentino: Totally. I was looking things up, and shrinkage is roughly equal internally as externally. These companies expect it from their employees that they are disenfranchising constantly.

Spiegelman: But what about the argument that if everyone just starts stealing wantonly from these self-checkout machines, Whole Foods will eventually raise the prices?

Piker: Yeah, chaos. Full chaos. Let’s go. I mean, look, I’m in favor of fast and free buses and also government-owned storefronts. And two of those policies, the mayor of this beautiful city is currently working on.

Spiegelman: Would you encourage stealing in the same way from a Zohran Mamdani-run, city-owned grocery store with lower prices, and why?

Piker: No, I would not, because I feel like that’s taxpayer-funded, it’s union labor, and the prices are also adjusted regardless.
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I don't think I need to add much to these absolutely retarded takes, but I would just like to point out that the Louvre is state owned, as is the museum, and most of its collection.

Farm Hand said:
Piker: Yeah, I’m pro-piracy all the way, like, across the board. Would you pirate a car? Yes. You know, if you could.

Spiegelman: What would it mean to pirate a car?

Piker: It was just a classic thing back in the day. The government-funded antipiracy initiatives would be like: Would you steal a car? I’m like, yeah, sure. If I could get away with it, if it was as easy as pirating intellectual property, I would do it.
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Again, everything he's saying is retarded, but this still stuck out because it says quite a bit about him.

First he misquotes the classic meme, and then he completely fumbles explaining it and misrepresents it as pro theft.

For those out of the loop there was this anti piracy ad/PSA that was everywhere back in the day that tried to cross the gap between piracy and stealing. "You wouldn't steal a car" was one of the lines, trying to say that it's the same as downloading music.

The meme turned this line around to "You wouldn't download a car", which is silly, because, yes, if you could people would gladly do that. But the point is that this line makes it very clear that you can't put a big equals sign between online piracy and stealing. They are not the same! And that's true whatever you think about piracy. Hasan the bumbling retard is here basically saying the opposite, that they are the same, just that piracy is good because it's easy and you can get away with it.
 
Farm Hand said:
Spiegelman: Would you steal from Whole Foods?

Tolentino: Yes. And I have, under very specific circumstances. I will say, I think that stealing from a big box store — I’ll just state my platform — it’s neither very significant as a moral wrong, nor is it significant in any way as protest or direct action. But I did steal from Whole Foods on several occasions.
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I just realized that this part of the official transcript actually cuts out a line from Hasan that's telling of him (along with everything else in the interview):

Spiegelman (looking at Piker): Would you steal from Whole Foods?

Piker (looking at Tolentino): Would you like to go first?

Tolentino (laughing): Yes. And I have, under very specific circumstances...

Hasan obviously wants to say "yes", but I suspect he perceived this as a borderline case that he wasn't sure about how the others would react, so he tested the waters be redirecting the question to the other interviewee so that he could follow suit and mask his power level accordingly.

Traummaschine said:
I don't think I need to add much to these absolutely retarded takes, but I would just like to point out that the Louvre is state owned, as is the museum, and most of its collection.
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Going off of Hasan's own edited video about the Louvre heist I shared yesterday, I suspect that Hasan has a low, nihilistic opinion of museums in general, especially art museums, confounded by them in the same way he is about music. In that video, he talks about being shocked that such high-valued museum pieces aren't fakes and ultimately concludes that museums should put out fakes for security. It's also highly likely that he takes the common Leftist view of museums being blighted bastions of imperialism and sympathizes with radical, nihilistic environmentalists in Europe who occasionally attempt to destroy art in museums. Libraries, on the other hand, have a sacred place in Leftist activism, so of course Hasan would quickly say that they're off limits to the wanton theft he otherwise advocates for.

Hasan is also totally cool with bank robberies because, of course, banks are emblematic of capitalism.
 
Morridowfag said:
And more importantly, how he'll blame the Mossad for it.
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Funny thing is that he is probably the best thing that happened to Mossad/JIDF since this guy is living propaganda against anti-semites and mudslimes for them, he makes both sides look awful every time he speaks.

Also, happy 1000 pages! No doubt we will see another thousand, but I am not sure that hairline is gonna live to see it!
 
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