💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Hasan's editor is upset that Hasan wasn't included in the Los Angeles DSA's Dungeons and Dragons campaign (which might be the faggiest thing I've ever heard of, I will never forgive Critical Role for making DnD more popular with the soyest crowd imaginable):
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WestsideTyler, a fellow leftist and veteran make a tweet joking about how dogshit Hasan would be at roleplay:
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Hasan and his orbiters are not happy.
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There's a weird unifying belief on the far left that the Iranian Regime is full of noble pure saints who would never want to harm a hair on any American's head and are instead solely fighting against the "Epstein Class" in some noble effort to get justice for his victims (Iran's age of consent is 9).
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Hasan seamlessly went from crying genocide and war crimes over any action the US takes in the middle east to gloating about how weak America is:
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Hasan is probably the only cow that I feel MATI for. There's something about him that just aggravates me in a way other cows like Idubbbz/Mald/Destiny never have. I think it's his egotism more than anything, Kyle Kullinski is sort of the same way without the privileged background. These people think they deserve to be "movers and shakers" when really the only results they can give are sheer ineptitude.
For me it's the fact that he's extremely egotistical, but also gets rewarded for being an egotistical fucking dipshit by mainstream left-wing media outlets sucking his dick for being a "Socialist in a MAGA body" or whatever variant of "we find him attractive which justifies his retarded political takes".

Hasan's opinions have no value and no basis in the real world. He's a spoiled trustfund rich kid who's lived his entire life in luxury and never worked for a day. Yet he and every one of his supporters want to try and act like he's some kind of champion for the "working class" because his looks attract dumb college sophomores and eggless spinsters like Taylor Lorenz.
Hbomberguy is as "bisexual" as Lindsay Ellis is. They slapped that label on themselves ("came out") when it became trendy in the mid 2010s so they could buy enough credibility to soapbox about "gay issues". Hbomb is most likely going to marry the most normal looking woman (if not his "producer", Kat, who's a biological woman), just like Lindsay married the most normie dude to ever normie.
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🚨 Zohran Mamdani is challenged by a Palestinian man who tells him, “It’s not your land to decide whether Israel has the right to exist.”
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Correction: this clip was filmed after Zohran won the Democratic primary in 2025.

This stupid faggot in particular went on Twitter to gloat about "holding Zohran accountable" by yelling at him after he won the Democratic Primary (and was at risk of actually gaining power, something leftists fear) because he made a token statement of "support" for Israel's right to exist.
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This clip is being brought up now because Zohran's wife got exposed for liking Instagram posts celebrating the October 7th attacks as "collective liberation" and calling the mass rapes a "hoax".

A reporter informed Zohran that his wife had done a cover illustration for a writer who is very openly antisemitic.
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Zohran denounced the author (NOT HIS WIFE):
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but the Pro-Palestine grifter left (Hasan included) have been trying to figure out a way to knife him ever since he committed the crime of winning an election rather than whining on Twitter, they're spinning this as him "denouncing his wife":
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The online left really got parasocially attached to Rama, his wife, so now you have people objectifying her, but "leftistly":
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(isn't it fucking weird how the far left has started to adopt phrases like ZOG and the like since October 7th gave them the moral high ground to start talking like groypers?)

But back to the moron yelling, he's genuinely fucking delusional:
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This is Zohran pledging to keep himself accoutable for his commitments to making life more affordable for New Yorkers, yet this stupid fag is going "BUH BUH WHATABOUT PALESTINE?!?!"

This guy is the epitome of Arab Victimhood culture. He thinks that because he's Palestinian, everyone must bend over backwards to serve him and his desires. Being Palestinian gives him the divine right to act like an emotional child, throwing tantrums and outbursts in public.
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Him being able to yell at Zohran really seems to be the height of his life considering he never stops fucking mentioning it.
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Zohran did not run to be the Mayor of Palestine. He is not currently the Mayor of Palestine. People voted for him because he was the best option out of the sex offender, the corrupt embezzler, and the deranged cat grandpa. He ran on affordability, not using his magical mayoral powers to send the NYC Drone Stockpile to nuke Israel.

Faggots like this will never ever challenge Republicans in the same way they'll REEE at Democrats because they know they have the far-left flank of the Dems by the balls. They know the Democrats have to listen to them at least somewhat or they'll withhold their tiny percentage of support and try and help the Republicans win to pwn the libz.
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Everything has to be about "pressure", voting must always be a hostage negotiation with the far left.

They also just like yelling at politicians who agree with them because self-righteous moral indignation just FEELS good. That's why they spend hundreds of dollars to go to Kamala Harris's speaking events and "heckle" her by screaming incoherently about Palestine before either being ignored and walking out or (if they're lucky) having security drag them out to show that they're being oppressed.
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He didn't even stick around to debate Zohran or have a conversation, he just got a 1 minute and 45 seconds of emotional masturbation and once his voice gave out, that was his climax.
 
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WestsideTyler, a fellow leftist and veteran make a tweet joking about how dogshit Hasan would be at roleplay:
There deserves to be a write up for this faggot where he proclaims "askhually libtards are NOT BEING LIBERAL ENOUGH!!! da FREAKING NATSHEE DIED I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE REEE" in regards to the death of Charlie Kirk. Veterans like this are always violent scumbags who love simply torturing people over anything, perfect dickbag NCO material.
 
Tucker is obviously a paid agent of the Iran and/or Qatar government. Hasan's videos playing on Iran state TV has me wondering if he is too.

Would love for both to get caught violating FARA
He’s very obviously a Russian asset. The man got an interview with Putin for crying out loud. So he simps for Iran by proxy.

Same with Hassan but he’s Xi’s bitch.
 
He’s very obviously a Russian asset. The man got an interview with Putin for crying out loud. So he simps for Iran by proxy.

Same with Hassan but he’s Xi’s bitch.
Thing is though, Tucker is clearly getting payment in return (albeit indirectly...no need to deposit money in your account when you can just gift him a house in Qatar or something) for his Russia/Iran/Qatar/whatever simping.

AFAIK, China (or Xi) ain't given Hasan diddly-squat for his service. Retard is just doing it for "love of the game" at this point.
 
Flesh simulator is continuing to get seething maoists yelling at him on Twitter and he's absolutely dog walking them. It's extremely entertaining and only served to further humiliate Hasan Pikers "community"
Flesh appears to trying to wrap Hasan Piker in directly, setting up a bot that subscribes with a fresh account and informs Hasan of his Izzat score.

I believe the goal is to annoy Hasan into hating Noah.
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I keep reading that everyone is supposed to be having sexual fantasies about this guy or that he is hot and to me he looks like the human equivalent of a pug.

Hasan Piker isn't special, thus I don't consider him worthy of my hate. If he was 20-15 younger he would just be Clavicular. Pick any lolcow community however small and you will find a Hasan. Someone that has the money to skip over everyone else, who clearly has advantages and plays dumb when you point it out. Someone who grifts money off marks on stuff that is shit or never arrives and don't forget they get defended by people that don't want to acknowledge the problem only because it speaks poorly about their community. While you and me may not be rolling on superchats and subscriptions, our senses of self don't depend on the validation we get from strangers. There are people that sacrifice normal lives or even cushy lives to pursue this.

Hasan is only noteworthy because he has a big enough spotlight and lack of shame to make it abundantly obvious with a righteous coat of paint. Even the "you just want to have sex with them" isn't original. No wonder this bastard is miserable, he is literally Homelander as he is in the comics.
 
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I keep reading that everyone is supposed to be having sexual fantasies about this guy or that he is hot and to me he looks like the human equivalent of a pug.
I really don't get it either. He does not look hot at all, even ignoring his weirdly tiny head. He looks awkward as fuck, especially with that revolting looking facial hair he's got.

Because if you're a horny straight woman who just wants thirstpost progressively to own the manosphere/chuds, then Hasan is literally the only semi-presentable lefty choice you have. 99% male leftubers/breadtubers are troons, fat neckbeards, living soyjaks or degenerates like destiny.

At least Hasan is tall, fit and yells when confronted so he's the "alpha male of the left". All t haters must be jealous or sexually frustrated of him, even if he's shaped like this.

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(hasan at the oscars vanity fair. Why was he at the oscars? Because clout ofc)

Tiny head, wide body and tiny feet.
 

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Because if you're a horny straight woman who just wants thirstpost progressively to own the manosphere/chuds, then Hasan is literally the only semi-presentable lefty choice you have. 99% male leftubers/breadtubers are troons, fat neckbeards, living soyjaks or degenerates like destiny.

At least Hasan is tall, fit and yells when confronted so he's the "alpha male of the left". All t haters must be jealous or sexually frustrated of him, even if he's shaped like this.

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(hasan at the oscars vanity fair. Why was he at the oscars? Because clout ofc)

Tiny head, wide body and tiny feet.
fucking who will look at this image and say
"man that looks cool"
 
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