💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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gernig said:
Ethan Klein briefly goes over the 8 excuses Hasan has used so far x
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> I don't use my dog as a prop.
> And if I do, I don't force her to stay in one spot for hours.
> And if I do, it doesn't hurt her
> And if it does, it was dewclaw
> And if it wasn't, I don't use a collar
> And if I do, it's a vibration collar
> And if it isn't, it's not an electric collar
> And if it is, I didn't have the remote
> And if I did, I didn't use it
> And if I did, it doesn't hurt
> And if it does, it's not a big deal
> And if it is, she's spoiled
 
Fishmalk Observer said:
They didn't post a video.

I understand this is autistic-coded website but maulings are generally frowned upon here nevertheless.
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Some guy posted a video of a dog hitting a child in the groin and wishing that on hasan.(wich isn't problematic)

the point of the joke was to take people wishing harm on hasan to the extreme.

I understand why some people might think what i posted was retarded, but my intention was dark and disgusting joke.
 
Surfin Terf said:
I assume he means that it's sniffing his ass and not fucking him or even climbing inside, but yeah, it sure sounds like a story about getting raped by a pitbull.
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I dunno man. "Jetted into my asshole" sounds a lot like penetration. Regardless if it was the nose or the red rocket it still sounds like Hasan is The Raped.
 
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CryingLaughing said:
> I don't use my dog as a prop.
> And if I do, I don't force her to stay in one spot for hours.
> And if I do, it doesn't hurt her
> And if it does, it was dewclaw
> And if it wasn't, I don't use a collar
> And if I do, it's a vibration collar
> And if it isn't, it's not an electric collar
> And if it is, I didn't have the remote
> And if I did, I didn't use it
> And if I did, it doesn't hurt
> And if it does, it's not a big deal
> And if it is, she's spoiled
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You forgot IT'S MY MOM'S FAULT. That's the ultimate excuse for this roach faggot.
 
LemonParty said:
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That's to long for a brace. If that's a pistol brace then it can't be telescopic like it is in the picture, like a normal AR-15 stock, or else that makes it an SBR (short barrel rifle) which is treated the same legally (federally now, we've left California) as a full-blown-get-fucked MACHINE GUN. guaranteed felony.
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I very much doubt it'll result in anything, but if this thread results in Hasan getting a felony charge for an illegal machine gun I want to buy you a drink and shake your hand
 
CryingLaughing said:
> I don't use my dog as a prop.
> And if I do, I don't force her to stay in one spot for hours.
> And if I do, it doesn't hurt her
> And if it does, it was dewclaw
> And if it wasn't, I don't use a collar
> And if I do, it's a vibration collar
> And if it isn't, it's not an electric collar
> And if it is, I didn't have the remote
> And if I did, I didn't use it
> And if I did, it doesn't hurt
> And if it does, it's not a big deal
> And if it is, she's spoiled
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"The turkroach cries out in pain as he shocks his dog" - Asmongold, 2026
 
The duality of Reddit rapefugees.
Less Than Zero said:
I've been an on/off Hasan fan since COVID hit (mostly just used him for 2020 election coverage at the gym), and the only thing I can give him is that he looks good. Other than that it's just.. such wasted potential. I grew out of twitch streamers in general, and dont really consume media after starting college. I've read lots of Varoufakis which is 100 times more insightful than any Hasan stream
Imagine if he used any of the twitch streamer money to do anything good or even political in a way that mattered. I know people who call him a "himbo" and it's true because he really is too stupid for his own good. There are true die-hard leftists out there, fighting for labor rights, immigrant rights, and other pressing things on the streets who will never be in the spotlight because they aren't sociopaths like him.
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KURDISH KANGAL said:
I posted it as a joke

I said "the revenge kaya deserves"

Meaning thats what kaya should do to her torturer

It wasn't random a gore dumb

I reposted the same message but this time with emojis instead of the video(to show that the gore wasn't the point)

And it got removed.

Some people were wishing a pack of niggers raping hasan , and they got nothing from the moderators.
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I love all these streamers that orbit Hasan coming to his defense and every single one of them gives a different story/account/excuse. Trying to follow their official narrative has gotten so confusing at this point that I'm not even sure what his current defense is against the allegations.
 
hasan should have been taken down for many things, seeing him taken down because of a shock collar, is like Al Capone getting taken down for tax evasion.
 
Hasan is a terrible Lolcow. I don't think I've ever laughed once in relation to this disgusting turkroach, even if the memes are kinda funny there's that underlying sense that he'll get away with it all AGAIN. It's hard to see the humor in the Lolcow equation when Hasan manages to avoid the actual funny consequences of his actions so much. He fucks around, but never finds out, even a little. I can only hope that it changes with the Dawn of the Shockroach, but other posters here are correct his dickriders are so firmly attached that he could quite literally behead Kaya on stream with a machete before pointing the machete at the screen and promising the same fate to them and maybe get a 1 day ban and not see a noticeable drop in subs.

I fucking hate animal abusers so much.
 
Foltest said:
reminder that Kaya prefered Stinky Ian to her own owner.
I remember seeing how happy she was at getting any attention and even the RAPED enjoyed her.
Hasan "I torture dog" Piker was very annoyed with her.
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Didn't Hasan tell Ian during that stream "You can just shove her off" when she was jumping onto his lap?
 
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