💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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got a call from Netenahu today… he said with Trumps peace plan he wouldn’t need us on Hassan duty. With tears in his beady little eyes he handed me my 5 sheckels.

“Keep them” I said. “To wage a virtuous war is its own reward”

“Your a good g…” he paused. “You’re a good man anon”. “Thanks for all you’ve done for Israel and her people”. And he shook my hands and hugged me.

“I’m like 99% sure her name is Kaya” I said. And I left, feeling as though a great weight had been taken off of me. Didn’t realize until I got to the airport that weight was my wallet. Fucking kikes.
 
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We are currently at "not a big deal" on the Narcissist's Prayer timeline.
When we reach "not my fault", this is going to get hilarious.
 
Some e-whore chimes in, likely with Hasan's provided talking points (with them printed out or something? Fucking bizarre). It seems the official story is now "well it WAS a shock collar but because the prongs were taken out, it could only vibrate, so he couldn't have shocked Kaya."

Ironically, Kaya is the only person this is shocking to, because everyone and their fucking dog knew it'd come to this. "And if it is, that's not my fault (I took the prongs out, so if she got shocked I didn't do it)".
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
Jeets. Turks don't infest every goddamn place they are allowed to enter.
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From a female perspective, both are extremely rapey, but turks are normal man sized rather than jeets who are small enough to slap or fight back from if need be. Rapey turks are terrifying as they are bigger than women.
a-Lager said:
Hassan really is a Socialist icon as he proves even braindead talentless hacks can have fame and fortune if they win the genetic lottery
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Idk about genetic lottery, his head is like shrunken head at a carnival level noticeably tiny.
He isn't a fat bald visibly rotting tranny though so, he is tiny head and comically wide shoulders above the general competition at least.
 
neger psykolog said:
Speedrun any% of the narcissist prayer?

Who am I kidding DSP speed runs this shit every day and probably holds every conceivable record related to it
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Phil never abused an animal on stream. He is objectively a more moral person than Hasan and he should jump in feet-first in shit-talking him.
 
I think he's going to have a hard time doing the narcissist deflection on this one given that the people that would normally circle the wagon are the same side that has been conditioned over the years to replace having children with fur babies.
 
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