"I’m going to tell you the truest thing you’ll ever hear about Hasan Piker. I’m not telling you this because I don’t like him. I fear him, because I fear his type, because I’ve seen it.
"The reason he’s a socialist is because he has absolutely no empathy at all for other beings, for dogs, for old ladies, for poor people, for anything. But, when you have zero empathy, which is the mark of psychopathy, you compensate by adopting the politics of total empathy. It means the lady doth protest too much.
"You’re always finding out that Republicans who seem like all they care about is their portfolio and stuff, but they’re like fun people and they’re kind of nice guys and sort of generous. Or you find out the Democrats who are all really principled and whatever, they crack a dirty joke at a card game, and you’re like, 'Right on.'
"That guy though, he can’t be a mixed bag, because he knows a fact about himself. The ineradicable ubiquitous fact that follows him every minute is, 'I am an empty howling wasteland of nothingness. And everything that I do must be contrived to hide that from the world, or I can’t use them as my victims, or I can’t use them as my sexual partners, or I can’t get them to clean my house, or I can’t get them to serve me in a restaurant, or I can’t get them to represent me and make my podcast really big. So, I’m going to be a socialist with a cuddly dog, who just hangs loose, because I like rock and roll. Oh, yeah, I got to put a ZYN in because I’m just kind of that guy.'
"He is a complete artifact covering an ice-cold Antarctic wind."