💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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I've been an on/off Hasan fan since COVID hit
I commend your bravery in admitting you're the political equivalent of a flat earther.

I know people who call him a "himbo" and it's true because he really is too stupid for his own good.
The other half of being a "himbo" is that you're a generally nice person on top of being a dumbass, which Hasan is absolutely not. The dude abuses his dog, called the police on his ex girlfriend, and railed unvetted hookers at seedy sex dens like it was going out of style.

He's really not a himbo, he's just a fucking moron.
 
The Quarter Pounder chimes in, wanting to take the poor abused dog out of Hasan's hands x
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Quarter Pounder is a moron himself though and that dog would be in terrible hands.
I wish we could ban both of them from owning pets.
Funny how these fucking multi-millionaires, who LARP as socialist revolutionaries, "fighting" for the rights of the working class by sitting down in their rooms and streaming for 4-6 hours a day always end up acting like the cold, calculating soulless businessmen they decry so often in their performative statements on stream and on Twitter.
Either way whatever comes, they're the first ones to the wall because no one likes them
Oh, fuck really? Pokimane's larping as a Commie?

I seem to remember only a few years ago she was selling white brand cookies marked up at double price. Let's talk about "psychopathic behaviour".
Its like a condition to live in LA as a rich spoiled piece of shit.
You act as a champagne socialist and market to your stream overpriced cheap capitalistic goods.
 
Hasan's shock collar remote has been seen on his desk in one of Hasan's Christmas streams x LSF
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Close up of the remote
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That's NOT a shock remote.

It's clearly a box of gingerbread man cookies.

You can see him put one in his mouth and take a bite. Why would Hasan eat a shock collar remote on live stream in front of thousands? Hasan is infamous for his love of gingerbread man cookies. This is a screenshot immediately before the "yelp". You can see the area that contains the dewclaw rubs against the bedframe. I made a picture. I hate missinformation.


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There is so much about 2025 Internet that I hate. It could choke the Grand Canyon.

Wake me when he’s destitute. *sleeps eternal*
 
Quarter Pounder is a moron himself though and that dog would be in terrible hands.
I wish we could ban both of them from owning pets.
I think we’re all in agreement that the dog should be taken from Hasan and given to the Kleins. Not just because Ethan and Hila already know Kaya and can take excellent care of her, but because it would make the Hasan fans seethe to death
 
The funny part about all of this is the retards realizing that the people coming out to defend Hasan are retarded as well. Obviously this won't kill Hasan or anyone's career but what we could realistically see is a small portion of his audience that gets larger the further down the list of defenders you go move away from watching these people.
 
We used to have culture, triumphs, and pathos, and pride for our culture and our morals that came from it. Now we can't even get the world to agree that shocking animals with the mental capacity of three-year-olds is bad.
We can't get the world to agree on the definition of what a man is and what a woman is either
... Or that men should stay in the men's restroom/locker room and women in the women's
... Or that it's wrong to groom children
... Or have sex with them

I wanna get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride. I keep asking, been asking for a long time now. No one's answering...
 
All that can be done now is to just report the guy to whatever Animal Protective Services exist out there, and find more information.
As well as the several shitty attempts at damage control...
We have the infamous shock clip,
the tail/spine pulling clip,
and the Christmas clip,
(as far as I know).

what can you realistically do with this to actually punish him?
 
To me it just seems strange that all this came up right as the ceasefire went into effect. And now everybody's either criticizing or glazing the dogzapper instead of commenting on the end of the war they've built their entire personalities around.
 
To me it just seems strange that all this came up right as the ceasefire went into effect. And now everybody's either criticizing or glazing the dogzapper instead of commenting on the end of the war they've built their entire personalities around.
A new grift needs to be unlocked
 
I'm not joking when I say that seeing that picture made this exact public statement play out in my head in less than a second:

"Bro, like.... the amount of psychosis amongst my detractors is truly astonishing. I can't.... like fucking believe to dude. For real, like this absolute fucking lunatics, these... xionist loving.... genocide endorsing shills, are like... they see a fucking... walkie talkie, sitting in, the fucking background, and their stupid little brains go into overdrive trying weave a narrative that it's the button for a shock collar that I don't and have NEVER owned. Like, they're acting like I'm... fucking, Mike Pence, you know, trying to shock the gay out of my fucking It's fucking lunacy, dude."

....

"Mods, ban that fucking loser. Ban him. I'm done taking this shit in my chat... And for anyone else thinking of asking, no.... I will not... be showing the walkie talkie on stresm because I'm done entertaining the conspiracies of these bad faith losers. It-it does me- it would literally do me no good. It's not like they're concerned with the truth. If they really fucking cared about the truth, they could've gotten in contact with me instead of spreading baseless allegations like Critikal and dumbfuck Asmongold."

...

"... 'Why do did you reach for the walkie talkie when she got off the be- dude. I'm fucking- I am so sick of explaining shit to people who don't wanna fucking listen. This is a big fucking house, my mom isn't always near her phone, and I need to be in communication with her to make sure she's alright! Do you understand? Is that so hard for you to wrap your thick fucking skulls around?! Do you want my mom to not be able to contact me if someone breaks into our fucking home?! Like, I know listening can be hard for some people but can you at least TRY to listen to the words coming out of my mouth?!"
 
Honestly, I didn’t think there’d ever be a real update to this story. I figured it was just gonna turn into a never ending debate about whether or not he shocked his dog. But even with actual proof, it doesn’t really matter. That dog’s not getting taken away, and nothing’s gonna change. I hate being this pessimistic, but that’s just reality. And honestly, the fact that most of his fanbase is female makes it even harder to cancel him. If true crime has taught me anything, it’s how common it is for women to be drawn to narcissists and sociopaths. Of course that doesn’t apply to every woman, but it’s honestly insane how common it is.
 
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