Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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That clip always makes me laugh, it looks like Hasan is trying to hide his dupers delight.

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Friendly reminder that back after october 7 when ethan klein teared up about the some dead israelis, and it became clear that this got him some sympathy, hasan put on the most attrocious attempt at fake crying the internet has ever witness.


He's an attention whore who will do anything.
 
he's considered handsome
i find him truly repulsive but before i ever heard him open his mouth i wouldve given a different answer. that said i still dont get the hype, he's maybe above average but nothing remarkable. his sense of "style" might be enough to knock him down to average, it's so bad. and i like faggoty-looking dudes, the issue isnt nail polish or whatever the fuck. but hasan won't even fully commit to that look so it doesn't matter.
 
Oh, I'd love to hear about what kind of glazing he gives to Cuba and China.
IIRC, his Cuba-glazing is basically that Cuba was doing socialism right and any shithole characteristics is due to CIA meddling. Otherwise, Che and Castro did nothing wrong or something, and even if they did, it's the whole 'I have criticisms of them, but they're better than {insert capitalist hellscape strawman}.'"
For China, the main thing I remember is when he was defending China's colonization and takeover of Tibet as "humane" because the feudal Tibetian system was so bad for them. Now, I will admit, I have no idea as to exactly how bad shit was in Tibet before Chinese colonization. However, given the vast amount of shit we've seen from China, basically doing anything and everything from religious/cultural separation, to basically ethnic cleansing of a sort, I don't see why one would want to defend China like that.
Then again, it's Hasan. Dumbass will defend almost anything if it's on "his side".
i find him truly repulsive but before i ever heard him open his mouth i wouldve given a different answer. that said i still dont get the hype, he's maybe above average but nothing remarkable. his sense of "style" might be enough to knock him down to average, it's so bad. and i like faggoty-looking dudes, the issue isnt nail polish or whatever the fuck. but hasan won't even fully commit to that look so it doesn't matter.
Thing is, about 5 years or so ago, dude actually looked good, 8/10 for a guy. However, as time goes on, he's not really maintaining that look; and is increasingly looking greasier and greasier like time goes on. And that's before the retard opens his mouth and reveals himself to be less attractive than a pajeet.
 
For China, the main thing I remember is when he was defending China's colonization and takeover of Tibet as "humane" because the feudal Tibetian system was so bad for them. Now, I will admit, I have no idea as to exactly how bad shit was in Tibet before Chinese colonization. However, given the vast amount of shit we've seen from China, basically doing anything and everything from religious/cultural separation, to basically ethnic cleansing of a sort, I don't see why one would want to defend China like that.
I actually do think that China's "colonization" of Tibet (actually, Tibet was already part of China and its "independence" was basically just the British unilaterally declaring them a separate country so they would have a weaker negotiating partner when drawing the Indian border... but it's complicated because it's an isolated region at a time when China was constantly engaged in civil wars and being invaded) is 100% justified, but Hasan is too stupid to defend it.

Tibet being shitty isn't enough to justify invading it and we all know that Hasan doesn't believe that it is considering how much he cries about imperialism in Arab countries. In fact, slavery was still practiced in Palestine well into the 20th century (though the importation of African slaves, abeeds, ended during the Ottoman Empire, their enslavement still continued in law until the British took over and in fact through the mandate period) and so Hasan should be a massive zionist if he was being consistent. The fact that that's his defense and he doesn't even mention the fact that the Kingdom of Tibet was arguably an imperialist entity itself shows how ignorant he is.

Tibetan history is complicated, the records aren't great what with them being an impoverished backwater that went from oppressive theocracy to oppressive communist territory, neither of whom care about facts. It's hard to say for sure what it was actually like and a motivated actor can justify any perspective, but Hasan isn't smart enough to do anything more than be vaguely aware of Michael Parenti's famous article about Tibetan slavery.
 
If Hasan is they only hope the mainstream media has of stopping the "Manosphere", then they're totally fucked. How about actually promote someone that actually has working class values that understands the struggle of those young men in the West instead of dandys like Hamas Piker?
Hell, even if you don't mind him being the son of a politically powerful billionaire or a millionaire living in luxury in Hollywood... what exactly is he bringing to the table? He's not well-informed, he's not intelligent... even if you agree with him, he's obviously just repeating generic far-left takes without any insight or charm or even living them out in practice.

I try to steelman people, I try to understand why certain people are popular even if I don't like them. I can't find a single redeeming feature to Hasan other than the fact that he's muscular. I've compared him to The Golden One before, but even The Golden One, with his tiny head and general retardation had (relatively) original opinions and put more effort into his presentation. Hasan just repeats propaganda and not especially well.
 
If Hasan is they only hope the mainstream media has of stopping the "Manosphere", then they're totally fucked. How about actually promote someone that actually has working class values that understands the struggle of those young men in the West instead of dandys like Hamas Piker?
It's because they don't have any of those, Hamas Piker is literally the best they can get. Did you expect a bunch of communists to be in touch with reality?
 
the most annoying and self indulgent thing he does is "reaction watching" his own interview vidoes made for news/other channels - his fans already saw them on their own, he just watches them and repeats shit he says in the interview like "yeah I was right when saying this 2 days ago FYI" again. just loves hearing himself talk.
 
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Guys can understand why women like the guido jersey style, or the surfer bro, or the all american jock or even basketball jones. We can't understand how hairy tiny head peal wearing autistic stare is attractive unless it's just fat hijab wearing muzzies.
It's pretty simple. He's a relatively in shape dude with decent facial feature AND he has the "right" opinions and politics. The amount of women who want a masculine liberal is pretty high and Hasan checks those boxes. He checks those boxes so much that they'll ignore that he's a fratboy douche who dismisses rape claims and glorifies actual terrorists.
 
Ok, this one was funny from Nux (x/a)
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Would be very interesting times for Hasan if the press manage to get that interrogation clip they are requesting as DHS don't seem to be too happy with Hasans lies about the encounter in their statement
 
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Hasan gets called out by the department of homeland security for being a liar, Jussie Smollett arc?

If that is made public and its exactly as Hasan says then the turk will never shut up and the lefties will use that tape as a holy gospel.
Im not sure if it will be made public.
 
My prediction if the video is released:

He was selected for a random screening by airport security and they checked his bag and maybe asked something benign like “do you have any weapons”
OR
They knew who he was, “””questioned””” him and he folded like a bitch

I’m thinking it’s the first one. Either way, Hasan is a liar and a grifter.
 
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