💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Theo Von is such an unfunny faggot. I genuinely suspect he got told to have Hasan on to take some of the heat off of himself over the recent Zelensky tweet and Trump ballwashing.
I think he just doesn't give a single fuck who he has on as long as it grows his overall platform. His previous guest was Candace Owens and just looking at the types of guests he brings on overall, I'd bet he'd get a homeless crackhead on if he thought that podcast would do numbers.
 
I like Theo for the most part although I'm not an avid watcher. Im not really into celebrity interviews either, but he does a good job connecting with huge names and getting them to open up up about topics they normally wouldn't discuss. It seems like it's becoming too formulaic now that the show has gotten really popular. You can tell there's someone out of frame making sure the production is running on time and trying to get through it by the book as quickly as possible to move on to whatever comes next. That will always lower the quality of a show. It's hard to find celebrities who are willing to stay on for an indefinite amount off thime.

All the alleged conservatives on YouTube saying they are thrilled to see "both sides" represented are some faggots.
 
ASTAGFIR ULLAH IT IS RAMADAN HE CAN'T BE EATING

For real though, do you guys think he actually fasts during Ramadan like a real muslim?
Hell no LMAO. No Muslim would willingly put a maid outfit on xD hes larping as a muslim just like his commie super hero larp
 
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The roach is part of the wealthy elite.
His father is Mehmet Behçet Piker who was VP for Sabancı Holdings (worth about 80 billion). They're a family of Turkish billionaires.
There is a very real chance Dan Clancy and Twitch get fat investment capital for playing nice with Hasan.
they are probably offering more then what ad companies would do to keep him on, considering the fact Hasan is likely about to cause yet another Apocalypse
 
Asmongold being a bigger political streamer than Hasan and it making him mald so much is great.

And it’s only 50% of what Asmon does. If they completely stopped everyone from covering it tomorrow Asmon would just play 5 more hours of video games and his audiance would be happy.

Hasan clearly wishes he coulf have that.
 
ASTAGFIR ULLAH IT IS RAMADAN HE CAN'T BE EATING

For real though, do you guys think he actually fasts during Ramadan like a real muslim?
He calls himself a "cultural" Muslim. In other words he just takes on the mudslime label so he can play the minority card when needed and pretend to be white when that gives him more leverage. He doesn't have a religious bone in his body.
 
There is a very real chance Dan Clancy and Twitch get fat investment capital for playing nice with Hasan.
What are the chances Dan just wants to fuck him like half of Hasan's fanbase

For real though, do you guys think he actually fasts during Ramadan like a real muslim?
He was bullied back when he was a fat little kid for not being Muslim enough, and currently his only connection to being Muslim is (vaguely) cultural and entirely tribalistic. He absolutely doesn't believe in Islams actual practices or canon on any kind of spiritual level.

Which is good, it means that when he dies Allah shall cast him into a pot of boiling shit for all eternity. Inshallah.
 
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I suppose in a world where a socialist can own a mansion and make supercar videos, a Muslim can wear the maid outfit. But regardless of what identity Hasan adopts, it will always be the beard for his true self: retard.
 
BadEmpanada released a video criticizing him.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N-5303K6Tf0
Hasan says he won't be watching it and that he's "already eating it from every angle."

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Even JPEGMAFIA took some shots at him yesterday. :story:

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I'm going to defend Theo here for two reasons.
1) His shtick is talking to people and sort of finding common ground with them but it doesn't mean he is going to cuddle the guest. At that he is a better interviewer than Rogan and even if you like uncle Joe you can't deny he sucks now at interviewing.
2) The roach "ballwashing" is just protocol so the show doesn't end up getting the pipeline accusations.

I maintain that the roach came to Theo to rehabilitate his image because hating on him has never been more popular and probably his handlers believed that if it worked for Trump it could work for an e-celeb that already has the establishment backing him.
 
I like how all of the retards who claimed intent doesn't matter because the effect of what you say can lead to negative outcomes always end up being hypocritical shits like this. He claims he didn't intend to call for the death of this guy and the intent + context proves that, but why does that matter Hasan? Someone in your radical audience could easily take your self-proclaimed agitprop characterizing his death as being positive to mean that they should carry it out and become worshipped like St. Luigi. Nice stochastic terrorism, himbo. Someone at Twitch really wants to fuck this guy I think, he never gets actually banned for anything he does. Or maybe he is already fucking them and has some Epstein level blackmail ready to go if they ever actually punish him for anything he says/does. How else can you explain this?

It's so crazy for a platform owned by Amazon to keep this crazy fuck around otherwise because it's so plainly obvious that he has no actual qualms over calling for a politician to get killed and he communicated that very clearly with what he said. Basically: "Republicans are always wrong and if they actually cared about medicare fraud then they would kill this guy because that is what a person who cares would do." The intent with this is obvious. Especially when you consider the wider context around Luigi, a guy he ideologically defended as having a justified response to "social murder". That is a concept developed (IIRC, or at least promoted) by Friedrich Engels to characterize any death of a worker interpreted as being brought upon or caused by the mechanism of capitalism to be murder. It is not a direct call to action because he isn't that dense, but he is still very clearly communicating what he thinks should happen to him. If Rick Scott had been killed by some sped prior to this he would have danced on stream with crab rave playing in the background as per usual.

In conclusion: Hasan is a roach, if our society actually cared about mental health we would immediately order every Twitch streamer to be shot to death by firing squads (especially the ones who are reading this thread), and his audience are all moronic seals who clap at anything he says and does.
 
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