💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

[CarlKingofDucks]

Classic hasan being a retarded brown

 

[Sheogorath]

"he made the most israel video ever"

lol do they just call things they don't like "israel" as an adjective?

it sounds a lot like people who call everything they don't like "jewish" or affix jew- to it like "jewslop".

idk tho i'm only an expert level 99 nazi.

it's the funniest thing i get to use my years of experience of jew hating to get pussy
just replace kike and hebrew with zionist and israeli and you're the paragon of leftist thought

 

[Snusmumriken]

This doesn’t shock me at all, but I guess that’s because I’m not a dog.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The American people have been abused by these infidel Muslims long enough. God gave North America to the white Christian man and it is his patrimony. The infidel somalis and the infidel Hassan Piker have no home on the land to which Christ has given his faithful. They must repent their sins and renounce Allah, or be driven from this blessed land which belongs to US and our children who will inherit it.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

You don’t have to be a fag to acknowledge that Hasan puts in insane amount of effort into his looks.

Hes literally a frat bro, he’s probably had buckle fat surgery (take it from me, I still had chubby cheeks while clinically underweight, those genes are sticky), hair pills, whatever.

They hype it because it’s literally all he has. He’s a retarded, frat-handsome brinksman. The pinnacle of Bourgious decadence. His room is full of designer dogs and his own merch. If they didn’t scream about it constantly, eventually people would realize how fucking plastic he is. It’s his way of selecting his audience.

He looked better during his college days (probably because he was consuming steroids instead of soy) but his room is probably one of the most self-indulgent of any YouTuber I've seen, and that's saying a lot.

just replace kike and hebrew with zionist and israeli and you're the paragon of leftist thought

Before Dogtober 7th, Hasan was at his peak of ball-washing by a lot of media outlets, with some speculating that he was some sort of "new movement" or some such or had any sort of sway outside of his little band of leftist followers. If Hasan had any sort of real ambitions that weren't just handed to him, he would actually use his Israel sperging to attract anti-Israel people on the right, and use that as any ambitious status quo-toppling leader would (before the inevitable betrayal).

That would never happen in Hasan's case because he's too stupid and selfish to think of something like that, and if he was ever perceived as an actual threat, the astroturfed ballwashing would end and they would unload both barrels on him, and Hasan lacks the charisma to overpower that.

 

[Haramburger]

idk tho i'm only an expert level 99 nazi.

understandable, new skill cap is 120 on live paid servers

 

[JoeyJoJo]

Intellectual heavyweight Hasan Piker is getting humiliated online because the only way to defend these objectively trash subhuman nigger somalis robbing the American public blind is to pretend Nick Shirley is an irrational pedophile and when that fails he calls him a zionist who acts like a "pedo hunter"?
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You botched your viral story of the year! (His story is him shocking his fucking dog lol)

Tyler Oliveira weighed in

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This pedophile is just like those pedo hunters?
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Lmao great job Hasan you really told him.

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Hasan calling someone a pedophile is funny. Nick actively tries to stop pedos and Hasan went to a brothel that allegedly had teenage prostitutes

 

[Lip Glossary]

Before Dogtober 7th, Hasan was at his peak of ball-washing by a lot of media outlets, with some speculating that he was some sort of "new movement" or some such or had any sort of sway outside of his little band of leftist followers. If Hasan had any sort of real ambitions that weren't just handed to him, he would actually use his Israel sperging to attract anti-Israel people on the right, and use that as any ambitious status quo-toppling leader would (before the inevitable betrayal).

That would never happen in Hasan's case because he's too stupid and selfish to think of something like that, and if he was ever perceived as an actual threat, the astroturfed ballwashing would end and they would unload both barrels on him, and Hasan lacks the charisma to overpower that.

They want him to be the "Joe Rogan of the left" so bad, but it's not going to happen. Not much you can do now that that usaid money is gone. He will never be anything but another douche yelling in the echo chamber of the loony left because he lacks the likability and social skills that Joe Rogan has to actually entertain people despite their political preference.
Can you even imagine Hasan sitting down with a celebrity and actually being likable like Joe can? He can't, because he's a male bimbo who refuses to acknowledge anyone else's point of view that doesn't line up directly with the party line. He's an insecure, tiny head wally who cares more about his manscaping than actually looking into the issues that he fights so desperately for.
Fucking commie faggot. I can't wait for the day that the Muslims and Christians call a truce and isis takes a little off the top with a sword in his final livestream.

 

[W00K #17]

Autists especially need calming visuals and like bright, primary colors. These Somalian turds did the absolute bare minimum even vaguely to look like "daycares" and "autism" centers, when even the most cursory examination would have revealed them to be totally fraudulent.

Minnesota should be nuked. We don't need Mogadishu in America.

Parts of Minnesota are still ok. Everything south of about Leech Lake or north of Winona or so can burn though.

 

[Haramburger]

They're closed for Christmas break. Duh. That's why there's only employees there and not any children. Everyone knows when you close a daycare for a holiday break, the teachers still hang in there in case.

Except the Quality Learing Center just had 20 kids bussed to it yesterday. Get your stories straight Yusuf.

 

[luigismanslave]

I know I'm preaching to the choir, but it's so distressing knowing that such a plainly evil person is worshiped like he's the modern day Mohammad.

I mean, to be fair, that does pretty much put him on par with Mohammad, although we can't verify Hasan has raped a 9 year old

 

[Would]

When is it enough to act on his own beliefs and kick the turkroach out of his house, redistribute his wealth, and hang him from the tallest pole?

 

[The handsome tard]

Intellectual heavyweight Hasan Piker is getting humiliated online because the only way to defend these objectively trash subhuman nigger somalis robbing the American public blind is to pretend Nick Shirley is an irrational pedophile and when that fails he calls him a zionist who acts like a "pedo hunter"?



Notice the ratio

You botched your viral story of the year! (His story is him shocking his fucking dog lol)

Tyler Oliveira weighed in




This pedophile is just like those pedo hunters?


And Nicks final slap of Claviculars wannabe unc


Lmao great job Hasan you really told him.

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Hasan is the type to unironically defend the pedophiles from To Catch a Predator as "victims from an out of control gloryhound sensasionalist TV show", all said with a straight face.

He is also the type to unironically say all of that and much more and somehow maintain a strong fanbase.

Which made me realize that Hasan is the embodiment of this scene

Dude knows he is a sick fuck and yet he knows that his fanbase is somehow sicker than even he is. He doesnt have to hide who he is because they'll disturbingly always defend him and always come back, no matter what. It perhaps even caught him off guard way back when but nowadays, he knows that if people still defend him after everything he did, then he might actually be untouchable career wise.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Hasan in USA: "Somalians are good honest folks"

Meanwhile had Hasan been in China during this whole thing: "I agree with the CCP, Somalians do risk the welfare and wellbeing of China's citizens and its understandable why they arent welcome."

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Hasan in USA: "Somalians are good honest folks"

Meanwhile had Hasan been in China during this whole thing: "I agree with the CCP, Somalians do risk the welfare and wellbeing of China's citizens and its understandable why they arent welcome."

I have yet to meet a single TRUE patriot sandnigger. Arab or Turk. Doesn't matter

They are all the same.

 

[Average Russian Spy]

With every little bit of news I see about Hasan coming out on a weekly basis at this point, the more I'm convinced he's one of the worst lolcows on this site, in terms of depravity, idiocy, arrogance and, yes, even danger. I have to wonder sometimes if this guy wasn't created in some CIA blacksite lab, born out of a test tube and designed to see if it is possible to mind fuck an entire generation with the lowest amount of effort. He's proven time and time again to be a complete dullard, a sex pest, a vain and materialistic champagne socialist, an animal abuser, a supporter of terrorism, a socially awkward shut in, and on top of all of that, he clearly despises his own audience and the mere presence of them in his vicinity makes him sick and visibly distressed. Yet SOMEHOW his audience laps it all up and worships the very ground he walks on. I'm 100% convinced it's the Halo Effect. He's attractive and that's all some people need when it comes to a new messiah.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Intellectual heavyweight Hasan Piker is getting humiliated online because the only way to defend these objectively trash subhuman nigger somalis robbing the American public blind is to pretend Nick Shirley is an irrational pedophile and when that fails he calls him a zionist who acts like a "pedo hunter"?



Notice the ratio

You botched your viral story of the year! (His story is him shocking his fucking dog lol)

Tyler Oliveira weighed in




This pedophile is just like those pedo hunters?


And Nicks final slap of Claviculars wannabe unc

In a just world Hasan would be dropped off in downtown LA with a go pro strapped on his head at night with a sign that said "MILLIONARE" around his neck and left to be raped to death by homeless meth addicts.

 

[Berrakh]

It’s a little sad that the dog was what broke the dam and not… anything else. But at the same time, shocking the dog is a pretty strong insight into his character. He’s controlling and brittle and lacks regard for anything around him.

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

That's not enough to convince his audience. For most it's that celebrities primarily sided with Ukraine, for others it's the fact that Russia is so obviously allied with the right wing (note the keyword allied. You can't get much more right wing than a religious theocracy, but somehow they believe that Hamas is leftwing)

Hamas is left wing

The right wing supports a CHRISTIAN theocracy, hamas is supports a satanic one

Also, leftism got its ideas from hamas.

 

[BubbleButt]

This just in:

Hasan is somehow more mentally disabled than seriously retarded Tim Walz