💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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But Tsarist Russia was hardly a consumerist tourist paradise even in Moscow & Petersburg/Petrograd/etc. , and one could easily draw a line between "I fucking hate private business but have to participate to survive or to undermine it from within", that's something I think even everyone here can relate to. Nobody is a fan of banks but unless you're Xanderhal you have a bank account, you go to McDonalds because yeah they're probably genuinely evil but you want to eat at that particular moment in time and there's nothing else.

Put another way is there no line drawn between necessary participation (banks, grocery stores, etc.) and excess? Put another way, how will buying Rolex, Gucci and horse betting smash Capitalism?
Over time, ideas, concepts, and moral philosophies can get dumbed down and simplified just to help spread a general understanding. You don't need to fully grasp the concept so long as you appreciate the sentiment, which is good enough for the person who needs you to be on board.

Ignoring the fact Hasan's probably never even read a piece of Communist literature in his life (thus making me a better Communist than him even though I'm not) his bougie lifestyle is reinforced by his sycophants who assure him he's not doing anything wrong and back up his non-arguments for he's not a hypocrite - even though he absolutely is.

The history of Communism is filled with hypocrites who advanced "the cause", the most noteworthy example and most Hasan-like being Engels, who is probably the main reason Communism survived into the 20th century thanks to his financial backing of Marx. Conceivably, many of Hasan's fans probably see Hasan as an Engels-like figure whose wealth doesn't invalidate his claim of being a Communist/Socialist because he's contributing a lot to "spreading the message" and "advancing the cause", not that Hasan has come even close to Engel's contributions in that regard, but he is a mirror-copy otherwise. Engels lived as a opulent hedonist once he got past his 20s and is highly revered in Communist circles, effectively becoming the caricature Marx wrote of in the Manifesto. He "reviled" the opulence he was born into, but by his late 30s he was pretty much living it up.

So, yeah, it could be argued that the line does not exist so long as you also do stuff in the name of advancing Communism. As much shit as Marx rightfully gets, he at least lived like a bum despite having access to a fortune.
 

Dunno if anyone mentioned this, but Triggernometry guys interviewed Hasan and HOLY SHIT.

Part of me likes how unlike all the journo faggots who've basically fondled his balls, Kisin and Foster actually asked questions against him. However, they REALLY kinda let him slip-and-slide outta places where he could've been nailed; though I imagine if he got nailed like that, the podcast would go off the rails pretty quick.

But even with that, this slippery faggot...you look and see him basically just say something, then turn whenever it seems like it feels like his feet would be held near the fire. Everything from immigration or China or Luigi Mangione or "Reform is a fascist party" or whatever else. The man shucks and jives like he is on a fucking dance floor.

And given all the various different clips and everything that we've previously seen, it's easy to observe this guy is trying to hide his power-level.

Someone should really do a point-by-point analysis showing every single time this faggot has said something in this vid that is different from his views on his show or equivalent bullshit.

EDIT: Just realized after listening to it again, this seems to be one of the few times where Kisin and Foster DIDN'T ask their usual end question "what's the one thing no one's talking about that we really should be." Whether it's because of lack of time or because Hasan is full of shit or whatever...who knows.
 
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How in the fuck do you claim to be a socialist, nay communist, when you take the most Andrew-Tate looking photo of yourself imaginable? Surely this is the fastest way to be called a bourgeois exploiter, showing off your fancy watch in a foreign country showing off them STACKS, NIGGUHHH.

I know the obvious answer to this is "his fans are retarded and so is he" but I can't help but imagine that if I was a communist (Allah help me), gambling and flaunting of wealth would be the last thing I'd show off. It'd be less damaging to my credibility if a gay sex tape leaked or something, I could somehow spin that into needing to do those acts because something something Capitalism made me do it, nobody's putting a gun to Hasan's head and telling him to do this shit.

Yes I'm mad gimme hats I hate this turkroach nigger.
Erm actually after that Hasan bet on the horse with the funniest name that got 16th place and therefore his winnings went to the drunk gambling addicted 50 year old uncles desperate for quick cash, he is literally re-distributing his wealth, when has Bezos ever done something like that?
 
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Dunno if anyone mentioned this, but Triggernometry guys interviewed Hasan and HOLY SHIT.

Part of me likes how unlike all the journo faggots who've basically fondled his balls, Kisin and Foster actually asked questions against him. However, they REALLY kinda let him slip-and-slide outta places where he could've been nailed; though I imagine if he got nailed like that, the podcast would go off the rails pretty quick.

But even with that, this slippery faggot...you look and see him basically just say something, then turn whenever it seems like it feels like his feet would be held near the fire. Everything from immigration or China or Luigi Mangione or "Reform is a fascist party" or whatever else. The man shucks and jives like he is on a fucking dance floor.

And given all the various different clips and everything that we've previously seen, it's easy to observe this guy is trying to hide his power-level.

Someone should really do a point-by-point analysis showing every single time this faggot has said something in this vid that is different from his views on his show or equivalent bullshit.

EDIT: Just realized after listening to it again, this seems to be one of the few times where Kisin and Foster DIDN'T ask their usual end question "what's the one thing no one's talking about that we really should be." Whether it's because of lack of time or because Hasan is full of shit or whatever...who knows.
I think these conversations are good, because you rarely see him and people like this try to actually pin down and explain what they believe. You got a lot of soundbites and screeching about what's wrong, but a more comprehensive understanding of what they actually want is often avoided. The problem is that he's a bit of a chameleon. He's very careful here, and you know he would never talk this way if he was on some commie podcast. So what does he actually believe? I still think this gives a pretty good idea of what he believes....and that is not much. If you wade through the rambling here, it's very empty.

If there's anything somewhat solid to get out of this it is that he thinks our problems basically stems from people not having their material needs fulfilled, and somewhat connected to that, he believes that western liberalism is collapsing and the result will be "fascism".

Also, he used China as the best example of a country we should emulate, because they are "improving the material conditions of all people".

You know, the country that is more authoritarian, nationalistic, exploitative and unapologetic than any western countries. And are the average people better off in China than in the US? No. How about the poor? Probably not.

So what does he actuall want? Again all you can say is that it boils down to "the west bad, the rest good", and of course "consume more product" as he's soyfacing over how he can buy Gucci and foldable phones in "socialist" China.

I clipped a large part of this video. They are quite long because I like to leave in the context, and Hasan rambles a lot:

Hasan is asked about "who cleans the toilets?" in his socialist world - an obvious problem if we are supposed to all be the same - and after a lot of rambling all he actually says is that, yes, you should be rewarded compared to your output.


Hasan is asked about authoritarianism connected to socialism, and his answer is that it's basically a protective measure against the dominant west. It's a bit of a typical Hasan answer that somewhat avoids answering the actual answer, excuses the seemingly bad thing, and blames the west for everything.


This is where Hasan proposes China as his best example of successful socialism.


Hasan uses the example of brits not supposedly not being willing to fight for their country as a counterexample to China. This then leads to a discussion about immigration. Hasan argues the main problem is always "underfunding". It's all very primary school debate on immigration.


Immigration debate goes on, the problem with muslim immigration is brought up,. Hasan snickers when how many want sharia law is brought up as if it's a joke, but doesn't really have an good answer.


Hasan then tries to pivot to "but right forces also want" this and that. When shot down he says that they don't start that way, but that's where they are going. The host tries to call him out on his slippery slope argument, but fails since Hasan says he wants communism, and this leads to a bigger discussion about communism.



Hasan is asked about the problems with centralized power, and he rambles his way into an answer about how, actually, things are better in the US. When called out for this, Hasan instead pivots to how he's afraid that is where we are headed, not where we are. So again, what are we trying to do?


This is a bit of a sequel to what he says in the second clip. He thinks as the west's dominance falters and China's rises, the west will become more authoritarian, and China less. If that is so, can we even avoid it in the west? And should we? If you are so afraid of it in the west, I guess we need to return as a domineering power then. It feels like Hasan stances here are evolving a bit throughout the discussion, as if he hasn't really thought this through that well before.


This is the full clip on Luigi Mangione. It's not very interesting, but it really shows how Hasan dances around his bullshit.


Hasan explains that he thinks the british Reform party is a "nascent fascist party".


And why he should call out fascists.
 
He is getting cancled/roasted by his own fans for posting a picture of himself looking like a low teir anime henchman after winning 30 bags EDIT: EDIT:Quaawaa is right and its actually closer to 3k USD as the recipts in HK dullars, at a Chinese horse race
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Watch hasan dribble and tell me thats not a career homosexual. Both of these dudes play basketball as if someone was doing a skit on gay men playing sports. The weird posture hasan runs with is so stereotypically gay its actually beyond gay. Like a caricature of a gay.

Nothing wrong with that. If your honest with yourself and not hurting anybody. God for you. Its just hard to watch this clip and not assume these dudes fuck each other in the butt escpially since one of them is very admant he isnt fucking other dudes in the butt.

Also he just sucks at basketball. Both of em do and no one wants to play with them. Imagine being so gay and shit at basketball people in China would rather get executed or lose all cred rather than appear on camera playing basketball with you.

What a silly guy. I wonder what its like to have 0 genuine personality traits also. He is the final boss of performative males accept hes performing for other performative males.
Not sure what the scene is like in China, but I’m pretty sure I’d find a better player at a random YMCA, US or China.

Hasan ain’t gonna be welcome in Dyckman, his shit gonna get him run outta Rucker Park, and I don’t care if it’s Venice Beach, LA Fitness, or The Drew League, or the Rico Hines Runs, hardwood in the City of Angels reject you. You ain’t got that Mamba Mentality.
 
“Israel will make ur life a living hell..I have never experienced anything like this in my 12 year career as a political commentator..the amount of shit I’ve gotten from every front”
I'm 100% sure that breadtubers and leftist e-celebs are obssessing over Israel because they know kikes have extremely fragile egos and that they are extremely vicious and resentful. They geniunly hope that Israel talks about them so they can fulfil their persecussions fantasies and need for attention and recognition. If Hasan or any other lefty has his nose broken by a thug sent by the mossad we all know they will be shacking from happiness and excitement because now they are in the cool kid club of being victimised by Israel and can show off to his fanbase how revolutionary and radicals they are
He is getting cancled/roasted by his own fans for posting a picture of himself looking like a low teir anime henchman after winning 30 bags EDIT: EDIT:Quaawaa is right and its actually closer to 3k USD as the recipts in HK dullars, at a Chinese horse race
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Hasan fans are like muslims: Fucking 6 years old/Shocking your dog is cool and wholesome but I draw the line on Horse racing/eating bacon.
Like how their morality works outside of politics? I really want to know.
 
I thought his peak narcissism was that whenever he gave an interview he'd later read/watch entirety of it on stream while making stops to just praise/reaffirm himself for an hour ("yeah I was so right when I said this yesterday")

but in fact the even higher peak is him inviting 2 friends to his house to sit there in silence and watch interview of himself and then stopping every few seconds to praise himself, then wait for them to reaffirm him as well

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Hasan has a five minute meltdown with his chat yesterday over kaya memes. Uses insider twitch info to dox the "dissenter" 🌙

#SaveKaya

Transcript by grok:

“Dude, that's so funny. Dude, you're so fucking funny. Confident AF. Dude, it's funny when a 14-year-old is making that joke. It's not funny when a 35-year-old comes into this chat beating a dead horse, or an abused dog, in this instance. And why would I want to? Yeah, there's a fucking… so fucking old-ass meme at this point. Um, dude, that was freaking fire though. You are confident AF, chatter. You really are. I hope to God you're like 12. Please.It's a 2015 account? Oh, oh, we're… you're not gonna make it, one of the guys.Watch: ‘Blacks taking L's.’ Nice.Profile pic, man. ‘Hunting down dissenters.’ Gaslight phase. Hunting down dissenters. ‘Do as I say, not as I do.’ Let me repeat it again.Maybe have a dog and… if you don't want to fucking question when… Brother, this dude has been waiting. He has been fucking… This is a dissenter.Meds. Now. If you're saying I'm no different than the GOP, and you find yourself in agreement with this fucking person, your priorities… How it goes.Stay here for like 40 months subscribing. One instance. This is the negative consequence of… other side parasocial coin.People become literal fucking lunatics, okay? And it's not like they go… If I would be going hunting down…But you're making it seem like a guy who came in here making a… doctor or seven joke… Well, we've hunted him down. When he's using the same username on every single profile…On this subreddit, the username I know is city fave game, faith teams, and pay for just from Reddit. Get real. Yeah, it's also funny 'cause like people literally go from……a peephole getting a fraction of the DVD microscopic lens that they put me under. Okay? Just a fraction. But you don't get……in all your own unit at their entire lines of scrutiny. Inform millions of people.Misunderstanding why, in the process of literally doing that. Yeah, there is a… They're the ten percent. Islamic terror again. There isn't and present at, uh…You know, will get swept away by other donkeys, but for most part it's exactly what… Used to spec this like… agai. Who's addicted? Home viewer?Y'know, loli profile. Um, ‘Blacks taking L's’ account. Watcher. Enjoy your com…That as well. And then the guys who are not like that get very offended when you point it out.Guy's or Gaizu, actually. Guide to actually did believe… Uh… There is a fucking matter.Will be really pissed off. We need point now. I'd like their allies, our… are disgusting, y'know? Instead of being like, ‘Long, maybe on my baby.’”
 
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On one hand,lmao. On the other hand,holy fucking shit.
Twitch is truly protecting him if he can just publicly soft dox people in 4K without facing zero consequences.
The fact he even threatened to cross stream on youtube a couple months ago really shows the depth of ego. They probably would still sweep for him though.
 
I just wish Dan Clancy had to go to that hearing about how Twitch incites political violence. Apparently it'll still happen, but no set date. I really want to see him be shown clips of Hasan and try to downplay them in real time and explain why he never gets bans longer than a week.
 
The only dub I am willing to give Hasan is that he is good looking
He's not though. He looks visibly inbred (his ears and eyes to be specific) and does not have a traditionally attractive face at all. He's simply tall and has money. That's it. He also is one of those dudes that has to have facial hair at all times to distract from their weird face.
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He's not though. He looks visibly inbred (his ears and eyes to be specific) and does not have a traditionally attractive face at all. He's simply tall and has money. That's it. He also is one of those dudes that has to have facial hair at all times to distract from their weird face.
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He's been running from it for a while now, but he won't escape his fate as a fat, balding turkroach. Much like his uncle, really.
 
Have anyone else notice that this thread keep on crashing?
None of the other lolcow thread crash, but Hasan does.
Really make you think.
 
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