💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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deleuzeon said:
"First of all, don't ever do this. Who the fuck do you think you are, bitch? Suck my cock." Your leftist champion, ladies! He probably talks like that in relationships as well, AKA down at the whorehouse.
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What, you want he should use bigger words? The girls he pays to fuck him haven’t learned those yet, wait til they finish high school and can keep up.
 
Chilson said:
Not even mentioning how the "worlds largest Navy" of Chinese paper boats still uses fucking ramps for their aircraft carriers, their submarines still routinely fail safety checks leading to casualties due to equipment failure during dives, and they still have a naval command structure that doesn't really know how to fight a naval conflict (then again, the command structures for the Chinese army and airforce really aren't much better).
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China's first carrier was an old Soviet carrier that they rebuilt. The second carrier was basically a domestic copy of their first carrier with a few upgrades and modernization touches. Both do indeed use the ski ramp style of flight deck, which means the fighters taking off from them aren't carrying as much fuel and less munitions than they normally would so that they are light enough to actually take off from the deck, because they're only under their own power (and remember, Chinese jet engines produce less thrust than Western engines).

Their latest Type 003 carrier that was just accepted into The PLAN has electromagnetic catapults like the US Navy's Gerald Ford class carriers, but their electro cats have been plagued with problems, their flight deck design is poorly laid out for conducting simultaneous launches and recoveries which means fewer sorties per hour than American carriers, and it's using old style boilers to power the ship instead of gas turbines or a nuclear power, so it's dubious that they will be able to provid the electrical power necessary for combat operations. Using boilers also means it takes MUCH longer to get the ship underway since it can take hours or even days for the boilers to heat up enough to provide full steam pressure, whereas gas turbine engines are pretty much ready to go once you've got them going, and nuclear carriers can remain powered up even at port so they're always ready to weigh anchor.

And instead of going with a proven system better suited to a boiler powered ship with steam powered catapults, they decided to go with the more advanced electro cats purely for ego and propaganda purposes. PLAN has no experience with catapult launches at all. Going from carriers with ski ramps to electro cats is like a kid going from riding his bike at 15 and then going straight to a Bugatti Chiron the day he gets his driver's license at 16. Catapults in general are complicated things. Different planes have different launch requirements, so the cats have to be able to be set to provide the proper power output for whichever plane is up next. The US gained a lot of valuable experience and data using steam cats before making the jump to electro cats, even though they likely could have made the technology jump long before they did with the Ford class. Making an electromagnetic catapult that will launch aircraft, and making an electro cat that can launch every kind of aircraft that's used in carrier ops reliably day after day, in combat conditions, in all kinds of weather conditions, and in rough seas are two totally different things. That's why the USN took so long adopting them. They are incredibly more complex and power hungry beasts than steam cats. China skipping the steam cat stage is likely going to prove to be a huge mistake, especially since they don't yet have the ability to built large nuclear powered surface vessels with the power output required to power all the systems on the ship AND the catapults. But they did it to score a propaganda win and show the world they could make them, but did so without considering that just because they COULD make something doesn't mean they SHOULD make it. It was all ego.

And yes, their submarines are also a joke. Many of their subs are either refurbished Soviet subs, or based on Soviet sub designs. And their native designs aren't much better. They have had several accidents with their submarines that resulted in loss of life, including loss of all hands. They are also very noisy designs, including their few nuke boats. They do maintain quite a few diesel-electric boats, which can have the benefit of running very quietly when running on electric power. However, that electric power is run on batteries, and batteries need to recharge. That's where the diesel part of the equation comes in, and diesel engines are damn noisy. They basically use a pair of locomotive engines. When my dad was in the US Navy he at first wanted to become a submariner and went to engineer school, because we were still running diesel-electric subs and it was the first step before going to nuke school. After engineer school he and his buddy decided to volunteer for service in-country in the Vietnam war and my dad got put on a PBR. But during engineer school he learned to work on the big ALCO 12 and 16 cylinder locomotive engines used in American diesel-electric subs as well as many smaller surface vessels, such as fleet tugs, fireboats, etc.

And yes, the PLAN is severely lacking in their safety standards. They'll allow a lot of dangerous behavior that simply would not be acceptable in any Western navy, especially cutting corners. The cutting corners thing is a society-wide problem with China, not just a military problem, that infects every layer of Chinese society. They can be just as bad as Pajeets in that regard.

And while China's Navy sounds impressive by pure numbers, they have far less total tonage than the USN and far fewer large surface vessels. They also get that total number of ships because in a war they plan on press ganging civilian ships into military service, including ferries and even small fishing trawlers.
 
deleuzeon said:
"First of all, don't ever do this. Who the fuck do you think you are, bitch? Suck my cock." Your leftist champion, ladies! He probably talks like that in relationships as well, AKA down at the whorehouse.
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You forgot him inarticulately repeating "DUDE" over and over in stoned out SoCal drawl first. Truly a remarkable force of charisma.
 
This popped up on my feed, someone made a game that makes fun of Hasan
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Play it here, it's actually pretty fun for a shitpost
 
Hasan, like a total faggot, is upset at his tik tok output as well as his decline in tik tok views.

Tik Tok is the key point the growth strategy for Hasan.



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"This is our last day in Chengdu, and let me tell you, chill-ass Chengdu. I absolutely love it. Chengdu's goated. It's amazing. Um... I'm annoyed. What else is new?"
"Um... I'm annoyed with my output. No Instagram posts. I just focus so much on streaming, and I rely too much on the HasanAbi Industrial Complex. I don't post anything. I don't post anything on my fucking Instagram. I don't post anything on my TikTok—or I guess my TikTok team is just slow to pull the trigger, which is kind of shitty. Uh, but like, we've just pumped—we're pumping out so much endless amounts of content like literally non-stop every single day, and I feel like it's not—I'm not circulating it enough. So I'm frustrated on that front."
"Um, here, let's do a little inside baseball. I am currently trapped in an ecosystem where I'm basically an island. Okay, I have a lot of friends, and it's great, and the island is big—it's very big, one of the biggest islands in the streaming world, right? One of the top ten largest islands. But it's an island nonetheless."
"And I'm not—and the problem is we're partitioned off from the rest of the world. We're partitioning off from the rest of the world because anytime this island travels—like the natives of this island travel to other islands and show friendship and, uh, collaboration—that enemy islands come in season on the waters and start making it uninhabitable for all of the people."
"Who are— so I'm... Talk about, we should have been putting out 30 TikToks a day on TikTok. It doesn't matter... Bro, and it's about pumping—it's about flooding the base, flooding the zone."



China may be getting to him
 
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Marty Robbins said:
Hasan had the exact same reaction Dennis has when people criticize how he looks. I've been comparing Piker to Patrick Bateman for a while but I'm leaning more towards an IRL Dennis Reynolds now.
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It's amazing how many of the rage pig type cows like Ralph, Rekieta, and this turkroach could have been based directly on Dennis Reynolds.
 
I've seen some people say things like "Hasan always glazes commie states or places like Norway, why doesn't he just move there?"

Because he's a commie. Commies could just go join a commune but they don't, because they don't actually want to live in a communal environment, they just want power and to be able to do whatever the fuck they want, typically involving sadistic murder. Marty Robbins summed it up perfectly "Your concern is not to help the people. You bring a lot of trouble to the town and then you leave. That's part of your communistic game"
 
I saw a little more of the clip where Hasan gets a Little Red Book and he gives a lecture about the history of English printings of the Little Red Book
Now, I'm not saying that this is deep lore or anything, but I will say for 100% sure that Hasan did not know the history of English printings of the Little Red Book off the top of his head, including the year that they were first printed in English. Absolutely not. Hasan's head is too small to hold information, and I doubt even a real Mao aficionado would care much about that very specific detail. Especially someone who soy faces over a Little Red Book (keep in mind, he did that before finding out it was a first edition) since literally billions of them have been published. I have no love for Mao whatsoever and even I have one that I bought for under a dollar in Beijing, they are nothing special. If you think that they are then you clearly don't know much about them to begin with.

Absolutely, 100%, no doubt in my mind, this was a staged moment. Hasan was told that he would be receiving a first edition bilingual Little Red Book, he was told some history to recite, and he did it all like the trained monkey that he is. My question is, who staged it? My first thought was the Chinese government or at least some CCP media arm, but I think that they're trying to play down that whole aspect of their history.
 
Herpes is Brat said:
I don't post anything on my fucking Instagram. I don't post anything on my TikTok—or I guess my TikTok team is just slow to pull the trigger, which is kind of shitty.
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Nearly takes responsibility but then heroically throws his team* under the bus instead, classic stuff.

*Imagine having a team do your social media posts when your whole job is social media. Very authentic.
 
Herpes is Brat said:
Who are— so I'm... Talk about, we should have been putting out 30 TikToks a day on TikTok. It doesn't matter... Bro, and it's about pumping—it's about flooding the base, flooding the zone."
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How is it that so many people can watch content like this day after day? Just words with no meaning. It’s so goddamn boring. He’s such a drip like shuuut uuup you whiney cunt. Fucking black hole.
 
It’s astounding that this guy who is only famous because he’s a nepo baby with shit political takes that makes soy girls soak their panties is getting upset that the general public is waking up to the fact that he’s a nepo baby with shit political takes whose audience only watches him to Jill off. He really must have believed that the gravy train was going to last forever, didn’t he?! Now he’s reduced to copying IShowSpeed and glazing for one of the most oppressive regimes ever.
 
Herpes is Brat said:
I am currently trapped in an ecosystem where I'm basically an island. Okay, I have a lot of friends, and it's great, and the island is big—it's very big, one of the biggest islands in the streaming world, right? One of the top ten largest islands. But it's an island nonetheless.
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Your island isn't THAT big, Hasan. It's much smaller than you think, and shrinking everyday. There are other much larger islands out there, such as Asmongold. His island is like Australia where it's pretty much a continent compared to your...I dunno...I don't want to say Hawaii because I've been there and it's beautiful. Iceland, maybe? I know Iceland is beautiful too and the people there are friendly. I guess Asmongold's Australia to Hasan's Tasmania. Asmon has a larger audience and a wider sphere of influence is what I'm getting at, and Hasan's is much smaller and getting smaller day by day.
 
The Dude said:
Your island isn't THAT big, Hasan. It's much smaller than you think, and shrinking everyday. There are other much larger islands out there, such as Asmongold. His island is like Australia where it's pretty much a continent compared to your...I dunno...I don't want to say Hawaii because I've been there and it's beautiful. Iceland, maybe? I know Iceland is beautiful too and the people there are friendly. I guess Asmongold's Australia to Hasan's Tasmania. Asmon has a larger audience and a wider sphere of influence is what I'm getting at, and Hasan's is much smaller and getting smaller day by day.
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Hasan isn’t Tasmania. He’s Niggerhead rock on a shitty nepo island of Australia. He’s not big enough to be a whole ass island.

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The Dude said:
Your island isn't THAT big, Hasan. It's much smaller than you think, and shrinking everyday. There are other much larger islands out there, such as Asmongold. His island is like Australia where it's pretty much a continent compared to your...I dunno...I don't want to say Hawaii because I've been there and it's beautiful. Iceland, maybe? I know Iceland is beautiful too and the people there are friendly. I guess Asmongold's Australia to Hasan's Tasmania. Asmon has a larger audience and a wider sphere of influence is what I'm getting at, and Hasan's is much smaller and getting smaller day by day.
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I woulda gone with Greenland. Looks big on the map, but is actually smaller, and overall has mostly nothing of value on it.
 
Herpes is Brat said:
Hasan's inner fat kid rages at a chatter as he inadvertently reveals his intense body dysmorphia

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This ones a goodie
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Young Hasan on his narcissism ( it's definitely magnitudes worse and less self aware on now)


"I have severe body dysmorphia "
 
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Hasan talks about how being anti Israel has made his life a living hell

“Israel will make ur life a living hell..I have never experienced anything like this in my 12 year career as a political commentator..the amount of shit I’ve gotten from every front”
When israel makes you shock your dog on livestream





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"I will say this, okay? At least from my own personal experience and from people who I've talked to that are running for office or in positions of power or even like media figures, there is... Israel will make your life a living fucking hell if you are outwardly, an overtly anti-Israel. Like, it's not even—it's not even a question. There is only one group of influence peddlers that have more motion and more intensity and more investment in making your life a living hell, and it is absolutely the Hasbarists. They do not operate with like—with the same level of intensity as other interest groups. You can be a fucking anti-big oil guy, you can be a climate change guy, you can be anti-billionaire—they will come after you for sure, right? If you are those things, but never to the same level of fervor.I have never experienced anything like this in my 12-year career as a political commentator on the internet. Like, the amount of shit that I've gotten from virtually every front—yeah, never just about Israel either. Like, just like with, you know, Jamal Bowman—it's achievable. You can defeat it. You will have to deal with a metric ton of unimaginable shit forever. You can't fucking deal with the heat. I'm just surprised though...But it's not—it's not. I am being super real about this. I have never experienced—personally, I've never experienced—like, I've had haters when I had 35 people watching me, right? I've had haters when I was like not even remotely relevant, working at The Young Turks. But nothing compares to this level of animosity.So it could very well be her just waving the fucking flag because she just couldn't deal with it."
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