💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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That grey patch in his beard is especially grim given that a few months ago he was calling Ethan an old man. Hasan is fully an "unc" and you can tell he'd hate being called that. He's very desperate to hang out with streamers in their young 20s and act like he's in his mid twenties forever. From his wardrobe to his stack of roids and hair medication.
Age with some dignity unc.
Dick Masterson but more brown. At least Dick eventually kicked his pet retard to the curb.
I don't know what he's up to with being this blatant and stupid. Is he trying to drum up attention? Is he actually just that angry at Klein? Is he actually just that stupid?

Listening to him is hard to stomach so I just sort of don't pay attention to him most of the time, but hinting that people should just go kill Hila seems pretty dumb to me.
The fact that I consider him unwatchable and yet listen to a woman yap about her interests for hours on end shows my priorities. Everything about Hasan screams astroturfed and forced, even more than Jason Hall.
 
This clip entitled 'Hasan piker says that Hila Klein is a valid military target. No repercussions' (A) hit livestreamfail about 10 hours ago:
Word on the street is that Hasan Piker’s house is a valid military target and an Irish candy distributor has been deployed to his address.
 
I expect (and kind of hope for content) that Ethan and Hila will harness their Jewish powers and seek some kind of restraining order eventually, and smugly sit there waiting for Hasan to inevitably overstep his bounds and say or do something that can get him in trouble.
Wonder jew powers activate
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Yeah, I think he tried to make a clever jibe with hypothetical semantics and ended up implying something scandalous. I read it as "if Hila participated and served in the IDF she would be a valid target", which, under general war conditions, is true. It's easy to read it as wishing death on her because we know Ethan lives rent free in the heads of his band of creepy fuckroaches.

...goatse tier asshole stretch to give Ethan and his lawyers an easy entrance of the entire ensemble of circumcised kosher cocks to deliver an ass raping of biblical proportions.
That's nice, dear.
 
Even if he wasn't literally calling for the death of Hila he knows he has unhinged lunatics in his community that could still take it that way and I would even go so far as to say he's hoping someone does.
Many leftist rarely call for outright killing their political enemies. Instead they post about how they wish someone else would. Think lf all those women saying they wish someone would Luigi Trump. Leftist is contingent on someone else taking action
 
I don't know about his goals with it you speculate about after this, but yeah, I think he is clearly saying that current occupiers are valid targets, and that Hila was one when she was in the IDF, not that Hila still is one today.

He says outrageous and retarded shit all the time. There's no need to fabricate stuff like is the case with this IMO.
He calls settlers valid military targets too. Now, I consider even the mainstream definition of an Israeli settler pretty useless (33% of so-called settlers live in Jerusalem city limits, territory that Israel annexed 45 years ago), but Hasan clearly considers all Israelis settlers. His infamous “baby settlers” quote was about October 7th after all.

Furthermore, he used present-tense verbs the entire time. Sure, you can assume that Mr “I choose my words very carefully” misspoke (and he objectively does misspeak a lot), but I see no reason to make assumptions in his favor when he never, ever chooses to clarify his position despite having endless opportunities to do so.

Dick Masterson but more brown.
He’s less brown than Dick. If you were to show 100 people a picture of those two and told them that one is white I think 75% of them would pick Hasan. Especially if his eyebrows were covered.
 
Furthermore, he used present-tense verbs the entire time. Sure, you can assume that Mr “I choose my words very carefully” misspoke (and he objectively does misspeak a lot), but I see no reason to make assumptions in his favor when he never, ever chooses to clarify his position despite having endless opportunities to do so.
He very specifically talking about the current Israeli presence though.
And every type of armed resistance against [...] the Israeli occupying force in the West Bank, doesn't matter if it's your favorite podcaster's like wife that participated in these raids, the violence that the Palestinians engage in in an act of resistance against this illegal occupying force is literally legal.
Whether what he's saying about the legality is factual is a completely separate question from whether he tells people it's okay to kill Hila.
He IMO throws in Hila merely as a snipe against her husband, not to imply that she is still a valid target.
 
He very specifically talking about the current Israeli presence though.

Whether what he's saying about the legality is factual is a completely separate question from whether he tells people it's okay to kill Hila.
He IMO throws in Hila merely as a snipe against her husband, not to imply that she is still a valid target.
We talk a lot about the Hasan method, but really he functions by a much simpler algorithm.

1) Start out with a pretty basic statement ("Palestinians are allowed to resist occupation from a foreign power").
2) Throw in some random buzzwords and snarl words, injokes, and intensifiers ("illegal occupying force" "act of resistance" "your favorite podcaster's wife") without regard for the implications or even producing a coherent, non-contradictory sentence.

This is why everything he says is about 3 times wordier than it needs to be and why it can all be interpreted in so many ways (and also why he's so bad at engaging with other people in discussions, because he just wants a chance to say a talking point that may or may not even have anything to do with what the other person said). Do I think he started speaking with the intention of putting a fatwa on Hila Klein? No, I don't think he starts any sentence with a clear intention in his own mind, he just kind of wings it. But he did end up saying something that could very reasonably be interpreted as a justification for killing Hila. You could also reasonably interpret it as a justification for Hamas refusing to give up power in order to end the so-called genocide, but he also inserted a snide comment about Hila. The issue isn't that what he said could only be interpreted as an endorsement of harassment or violence, it's that it reasonably could be by his deranged fanbase.

Not to make Hasan sound cooler or more clever than he is, but it's like a mob boss telling his underlings that "a message needs to be sent" to the business owner who won't pay protection money. Obviously you could read that as, "clearly explain to Mr Santello what could happen if he doesn't fork over $500 a week" or you could read that as, "beat him up, but don't send him to the hospital yet." Mob bosses intentionally take advantage of that plausible deniability in order to provide a shield for themselves, just like Hasan. If Hasan really, truly didn't want anyone to interpret it as a call to attack or at least harass Hila he could have corrected it. This isn't some 200 year old legal document or golden plates buried by God, he could have easily just said, "obviously I don't think that ex-IDF members are valid military targets, I was only saying that currently serving members are." But he won't ever make that "clarification" because he doesn't believe it and you shouldn't assume that he does just because he theoretically could have made it.
 
He very specifically talking about the current Israeli presence though.

Whether what he's saying about the legality is factual is a completely separate question from whether he tells people it's okay to kill Hila.
He IMO throws in Hila merely as a snipe against her husband, not to imply that she is still a valid target.
Agreed. I understand the point about Hasan's audience and why it's an irresponsible thing to say, but this whole framing feels disingenuous. I think his response to Asmongold makes what he was trying to say pretty clear. He was referencing Hila's previous admission that she voluntarily participated in an illegal raid of Ramallah because she was bored [clip @ 3:05] which Ethan now ignores, insisting she was "just a secretary" and pretending like she didn't want to be a part of the IDF.


“Yeah, no shit you fucking moron... I’m talking about her participating in an illegal raid in West Bank... of course if someone attacked Hila right now, they should go jail... What kind of idiocy is this?"

To believe Ethan's narrative, you have to argue that Hasan genuinely thought someone trying to kill Hila Klein RIGHT NOW would be legal... which feels like a huge stretch.
 
“Yeah, no shit you fucking moron... I’m talking about her participating in an illegal raid in West Bank... of course if someone attacked Hila right now, they should go jail... What kind of idiocy is this?"
To believe Ethan's narrative, you have to argue that Hasan genuinely thought someone trying to kill Hila Klein RIGHT NOW would be legal... which feels like a huge stretch.
the issue i have with hasan is that hasan makes outrageous statements, and when he gets called out on it, he goes "ugh stupid chud, do you really think i believe in [x]?] i was actually referring to a specific part of that statement that you are too stupid to understand."

You know, it would be illegal in this case to say "I hope someone kills Hasan Piker". However, I would never encourage fedposting on any public Internet platform, as that would be illegal. It would be just as illegal as saying "Man, I really hope someone kills Hasan Piker in his Los Angeles home". I wouldn't say that myself, and because I'm just quoting someone, you cannot take that at face value; otherwise, you're someone reading too closely between the lines. I would like to reiterate the point that "someone should go to Hasan's house in Beverly Grove and murder him but save the dog" is completely illegal and not okay to say.
 
the issue i have with hasan is that hasan makes outrageous statements, and when he gets called out on it, he goes "ugh stupid chud, do you really think i believe in [x]?] i was actually referring to a specific part of that statement that you are too stupid to understand."

You know, it would be illegal in this case to say "I hope someone kills Hasan Piker". However, I would never encourage fedposting on any public Internet platform, as that would be illegal. It would be just as illegal as saying "Man, I really hope someone kills Hasan Piker in his Los Angeles home". I wouldn't say that myself, and because I'm just quoting someone, you cannot take that at face value; otherwise, you're someone reading too closely between the lines. I would like to reiterate the point that "someone should go to Hasan's house in Beverly Grove and murder him but save the dog" is completely illegal and not okay to say.
 
Its funny that people try to argue with Hasan when he just answers every point with "how DARE you say that when there is a GENOCIDE IN GAZA happening right now!"
 
Its funny that people try to argue with Hasan when he just answers every point with "how DARE you say that when there is a GENOCIDE IN GAZA happening right now!"
His moralfagging is just so bad, it's a sign of pseudointellectualism in a person, which, for Hasan, is very obvious. At least the wikipedia warrior that is destiny TRIED to converse with experts and actual academics (he was massively outmatched but at least he tried).
 
Every time Hasan tries to paint the current regime in a positive light, the cabbie explains why he disagrees
I love when this happens to breadtubers. It used to happen a lot to SJWs back when we still used that acronym whenever they spoke to someone who actually lived under communism and had nothing good to say about it.

The temerity of this pampered LA nepo faggot to try and lecture someone who has lived through what he's pontificating about as if he knows better.
I don't know what he's up to with being this blatant and stupid. Is he trying to drum up attention? Is he actually just that angry at Klein? Is he actually just that stupid?
When I hear people like Hasan talk I imagine one of those Rube Goldberg marble track machines. He starts off with a dumb idea and doesn't really know where he's going with it so keeps tacking on more dumb shit until he feels like he's said enough to have made a point.
 
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