Has anyone seen my dilator? - My hatchetsnatch is closing up.

[Penis Drager]

I usually don't mind, it's kinda like being a virgin again. But I probably won't be getting any dickings any time soon and I don't want it to close too much.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Right here.

 

[Vingle]

Have you checked if your gaping asshole hasn't literally swallowed it?

 

[Solid Snek]

Just tell your vagina to stop identifying with her oppressors. Your vagina has internalized the transphobic, cisnormative narrative that she is a wound, rather than a vagina, and she needs to be taught to liberate herself. Don't even look for your dilator, a tool of enslavement created by the capitalist medical establishment. Your dilator is a crutch and is built on lies. Instead, grab your vagina in your big beefy hands, lean close, and say

Wounds close. Vaginas stay open.

 

[jell0]

When dilators are scarce, rope is always abundant. Good luck to you Sir.

 

[Socrates]

Sorry, I borrowed it. I should have left a note but I didn't think it was going to take this long. Once I run it through the dishwasher I'll send it right back I promise

 

[Penis Drager]

Sorry, I borrowed it. I should have left a note but I didn't think it was going to take this long. Once I run it through the dishwasher I'll send it right back I promise

Thanks, sis. Don't bother with the dishwasher; I like the smell.