Has a pickup line ever worked for anyone?

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

It just feels so fucking corny

 

[dick brain]

Did you ever wonder what your dick looks like inside out? Lemme get on my knees and we'll find out.

This guy fucks trannies.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

This guy fucks trannies.

Or I just threw in one or two for the ladies.

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

If you meet enough women one of them will be into you.

Try going outside or participating in a hobby where you meet people.

Sure buddy, and there's someone out there for everyone right? Fuck off

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Sure buddy, and there's someone out there for everyone right? Fuck off

YOU DON'T GET IT BRO YOU YOU ................ YOU NEED TO SELF IMPROVE HEIGHT DOES NOT MATTER BRO BEING SHORT IS A PLUS ACTUALLY SHORTKINGS RISE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Moths]

Sure buddy, and there's someone out there for everyone right? Fuck off

see thats what really gets the lasses goin

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

see thats what really gets the lasses goin

Women love blackpill incel ideology.

 

[equinsu_ocha]

Once but I can't remember what exactly I said. Something like "you're the only brit I'd let invade my harbor" and it fucking worked. He liked my God awful accent lol.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Are you a wildlife refuge? Because I'd spend my vacation motorboating you.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

"how much?" always works on ya mum