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So he considers himself a genius but he doesn't understand the difference between a theatre and a movie theatre?
🎭 Dramacow Harold E Hall/ShadowJoe/Colonel McBadass - Anti-cyberbullying internet vigilante and pedo
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So he considers himself a genius but he doesn't understand the difference between a theatre and a movie theatre?
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Wait....does he still think pro wrestling is a legitimate sport? Even though he seems to be in his 30's?
It's still real to him, damnit!
How to Justice: ShadowJoe Edition:
- He'll slowly go towards the officer, arresting a foamer for a repeated trespassing charge.
- The officer will sternly warn him to get back from the criminal.
- ShadowJoe will scurry away from the scene, scared of the officer's retort.
- He goes home and writes a long blog essay about how he saved an innocent black man from being brualized by a corrupt policeman. Glorifies vigilante social justice.
- Rants on TVTropes and "cuddles" with a body pillow.
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I'm impressed that he's managed to stay away from the thread so long.
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The Kiwi collective seems to be lacking in harassable teen girls, so that may be part of it.
Honestly though I sort of hope he stops being a punk-ass and comes here. It has the potential to be a riot.
He won't. He's an Internet badass, IRL pussy. He's the kind of guy who would send someone the Navy SEAL copypasta without irony yet sob like a little bitch if they turned out to be an actual Navy SEAL who showed up to beat him cross eyed.
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I'm honestly somewhat proud of him for that. It's not often when a cow lets someone else have the last words.
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I almost posted the Navy Seal copypasta on his profile when this all started.
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Many moons ago, during a time when an OP here was just a link to ED and one sentence, we had a thread on Colonel McFatass.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/colonel-mcbadass.2799/
It hasn't been touched in almost two years and never made it to page three. He just seemed like a typical creepy "tough guy." The thread was very meh. It got forgotten when his mom emailed a troll saying leave her son alone, he has autism, and stop sending them pizzas. He disappeared after that with a sappy goodbye internet post. Running away at the first sign of conflict is his thing. He once scheduled an IRL fight with a troll, and the troll showed up at the location, he was nowhere to be found.
Now he's back, ready to fight (lol), and still a fatty. Good times.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/colonel-mcbadass.2799/
It hasn't been touched in almost two years and never made it to page three. He just seemed like a typical creepy "tough guy." The thread was very meh. It got forgotten when his mom emailed a troll saying leave her son alone, he has autism, and stop sending them pizzas. He disappeared after that with a sappy goodbye internet post. Running away at the first sign of conflict is his thing. He once scheduled an IRL fight with a troll, and the troll showed up at the location, he was nowhere to be found.
Now he's back, ready to fight (lol), and still a fatty. Good times.
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Shit, I remember that. It's nice to know that some things just don't change.
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The last part of this blog post has been posted, but looks like he has some guilt about "making an innocent man pay for his actions" which is why he hasn't posted yet.
I don't know much about the drama with him and BreadGod, or what he means by that, or if it's related to Kiwi Farms at all, but it looks like his vigilante career is over.
I don't know much about the drama with him and BreadGod, or what he means by that, or if it's related to Kiwi Farms at all, but it looks like his vigilante career is over.
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Ten to one says he'll be back in a week with another, equal-cringeworthy fake identity that will virulently deny being either ShadowJoe or Colonel McBadass.
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BreadGod is the name of the blogger he interacted with and who originally doxxed him. I'm not sure what their original beef was, but http://shitoftheworld.blogspot.com/2015/10/shadow-files-eugene-john-flynn-iv.html is the Shadow's side of the story. I think he may have been a TV tropes user alongside the Colonel.
BreadGod's doxxing happened here, on his own blog: https://archive.is/ZGQJv
It's also worth noting that the Shadow updated his bio blurb on his Shit of the world blog.
I'm fairly certain that wasn't there yesterday. I'm wondering, based on that, if he thinks he came out the victor here.
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I think it's pretty impressive to become a total laughingstock just by creating an account and posting a couple limp messages on his own profile and then running away.
Kind of disappointing, too.
What a huge pussy.
Kind of disappointing, too.
What a huge pussy.
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So, based on the timeline of the post, something happened between the time he registered an account here on Kiwi Farms, and when he posted saying that he "hurt an innocent man" and "threatened to leave the internet" which isn't unlike behavior in the past, which makes me think that something could have happened here.
My assumption is that he found out that he wrongly accused BreadGod as being someone else, and then found out he wasn't and someone called him out on his behavior.
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"hit hard like a freight train"
More like "pussied out".
More like "pussied out".
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So, should we take bets on what his next alias is going to be?
I'm going to assume that it's going to be something that he thinks is going to sound cool and edgy, or mysterious but actually sounds stupid to any neurotypical person over the age of 15 like Colonel Mcbadass, or shadowjoe.
Since he views himself as an anti-hero, then I'm guessing that it's going to contain the word "Dark" in it.
Perhaps something like Dark Punishment, or Dark Avenger, or any thing that you would come up with as a custom character when you were 12 and believed it sounded cool. I wouldn't be surprised either if his next alias contained the word "Night".
I'm going to assume that it's going to be something that he thinks is going to sound cool and edgy, or mysterious but actually sounds stupid to any neurotypical person over the age of 15 like Colonel Mcbadass, or shadowjoe.
Since he views himself as an anti-hero, then I'm guessing that it's going to contain the word "Dark" in it.
Perhaps something like Dark Punishment, or Dark Avenger, or any thing that you would come up with as a custom character when you were 12 and believed it sounded cool. I wouldn't be surprised either if his next alias contained the word "Night".
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@ShadowJoe still waiting on that fight bro.
But anyway I'm not sure but is this the first non halal, I'm hesitant to use the term cow here but it'll do, to come to our attention based solely on his activity so to speak on the farms.
Although saying that there is always spastics like @SlayerOfTyranny but I'm not convinced he's not a sock
But anyway I'm not sure but is this the first non halal, I'm hesitant to use the term cow here but it'll do, to come to our attention based solely on his activity so to speak on the farms.
Although saying that there is always spastics like @SlayerOfTyranny but I'm not convinced he's not a sock
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Unless I'm mistaken, I think this has nothing to do with BreadGod and more to do with him pretending he isn't Harold Hall. Unless my timeline is completely off, this happened not long after people found out his dox and started talking about contacting his mother.
EDIT: Okay, I was slightly off. Back on page 3, his dox got posted. About 4 posts later, the "I'm quitting the internet" blog post was brought up. People didn't talk about contacting his mother until later.
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