🍽️ حلال Harakudoshi / Lachlan Hunter McIntyre - The Friendzoned Un-American Brony (Don't Call Him An American!)

[ATM]

Is it a bad time to ask if his favorite anime is Kiss x Sis?

It's probably Oreimo so we should go ahead and add terrible taste to his list of crimes.

 

[Postal Dude]

Self-hating men are the worst.
This is cuck behavior at its finest

Can't get cucked if you can't get sex.

 

[drain]

Trying to be cool and act like you don't care on Kiwi Farms is a surefire way to ruin your life. Because someone is going to take that as an invitation to fuck up your personal life, to get a reaction out of you. And they don't care how it affects you long-term, just that they got you to react.

I agree with Drain, dude, fucking apologize and admit you are really fucked in the head. It won't make this thread go away, but it may save your ass, for the most part. You are legitimately a paper tiger up against a hurricane, right now

Yeah. When you act like you're all high and might, some people will surely want to see what breaks you "cool facade". I must admit that its really entertaining, thats why acting cool and edgy won't work here, never. If you make rape jokes, you're even more fucked.
Trust me fam, you shouldn't want to attract more attention than you already have.

 

[DN 420]

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Yeah. When you act like you're all high and might, some people will surely want to see what breaks you "cool facade". I must admit that its really entertaining, thats why acting cool and edgy won't work here, never. If you make rape jokes, you're even more fucked.
Trust me fam, you shouldn't want to attract more attention than you already have.

I don't know where he's been that he thinks we're down with rape jokes. Hasn't he gone on massive "I'm all for equal rights" spiels, like this one, about how one doesn't commit rape? Is he under the impression that the negative ratings mean people disagree? Because I gotta say, the real reason why is because he comes off as transparent.

 

[GV 998]

here we go...

 

[lolwut]

I don't know where he's been that he thinks we're down with rape jokes.

Pretty much anywhere on the Farms outside this thread. They're almost as common as "x is y and I would not have sex with them" posts. This isn't a classy website.

 

[QB 290]

here we go...

this should be fun, he'll never be able to slip and fall and penetrate his sister now

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Pretty much anywhere on the Farms outside this thread. They're almost as common as "x is y and I would not have sex with them" posts. This isn't a classy website.

Oh...

 

[Ruin]

Most Halals suck but this one has managed to remain fairly amusing.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Most Halals suck but this one has managed to remain fairly amusing.

Honestly, the only interesting part is getting to see what's going to happen after alerting his sister.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Lachlan Hunter McIntyre was last seen:

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lol

I told you he'd be back.

Seems like that family is full of spergs considering the sister flipped her shit over him calling PC gaming exceptional. Her scenario is also pretty schizophrenic; biting a prison sentence wouldn't be worth beating him up over proclaiming that PC gaming is exceptional. Gamers are cowards, usually. Some of them might try to S.W.A.T. you but they're not gonna show up in person.

If that's how he and his sister act, I'd hate to see what the parents are like.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

7 pages of

"lol we gonna tell ur sister on u!"
"does your sister know you wanna do her?"
"Has anyone told his sister yet she should know!"

Shit or get off the pot.

She was informed. Given examples, and warned to avoid unpleasantness in her life.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think she actually knows about his... tendencies, to be honest. Why would you keep contact with a family member that openly confessed to wanting to fuck you? Imagine if your aunt or uncle made a pass at you. I'd change my name and move, or buy a gun.

Just the console peasant thing is enough to flip out, frankly. I just threw that other stuff in there for fun.

Or are you admitting you're a console peasant?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

No wonder he wants to fuck his sister.

7 out of 10 would fuck. Unless she was my sister.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

No wonder he wants to fuck his sister.
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7 out of 10 would fuck. Unless she was my sister.

That's the dirtiest fucking bathroom, I think it's worse the OPL's.
I was about to comment on her being barefoot in a public restroom, then I saw the tub and realise that's in their house... bleh.

 

[Melkor]

Boy do I love the smell of halal in the morning.

Or afternoon. Whatever.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

No wonder he wants to fuck his sister.
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7 out of 10 would fuck. Unless she was my sister.

When you see someone's selfie, do you ever find yourself paying more attention to the craphole they're in than the actual person? Every selfie I've ever seen was done in some dingy post-apocalypse.

That's the dirtiest fucking bathroom, I think it's worse the OPL's.
I was about to comment on her being barefoot in a public restroom, then I saw the tub and realise that's in their house... bleh.

Fucking ninjas.

 

[drain]

Pretty much anywhere on the Farms outside this thread. They're almost as common as "x is y and I would not have sex with them" posts. This isn't a classy website.

But those rape jokes didn't involved sisters and incest. I think that his jokes, rape or not, came off rather dumb.

Also, I really want to see his sister reaction.

 

[GV 998]

No wonder he wants to fuck his sister.
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7 out of 10 would fuck. Unless she was my sister.

FUCK ME, is that black mold on the bathroom tile?!

Do you know how bad that shit is for you?