happy valentines day bitches - this is the perfect oppurtunity to find your future kiwi love here!

[Lasagna4Dead]

Threads died already here's a funny valentine image.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

 

[Lip Glossary]

Happy VD, everyone

 

[Mister Fister]

I'm going to kiss my wife now.

 

[Venial Sneeds]

I'm going to kiss my wife now.

Me too, cheers to your wife!

 

[AfpelApple]

Happy Valentines Day to everybody who enjoyed it. I didn't spend it with anyone special but I had a nice day anyways.

 

[Not A Bunny]

Happy VD, everyone

A friend sent me this with the email subject "Happy VD" (we're both old codgers that don't do text messaging).

 

[Lip Glossary]

A friend sent me this with the email subject "Happy VD" (we're both old codgers that don't do text messaging).

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jdA2Z4Qt2K0

In all fairness, it's a pretty catchy tune.

 

[BigPeanut]

I’m getting crazy pussy tonight from thirty different bitches, stay mad incels

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Candy doesn't go on sale until tomorrow. FUCKING GODDAMMIT!

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Okay, the day sucked but I did get a long done in my homage to Metropolis 1927:




Like how are men not meant to be seduced by German women?

 

[23 bold flavors]

My wife got me a cookie cake and bought her an expensive anklet.


Twas a good Valentine Day for me

 

[Oliver Onions]

Don't get sad. Get spooked.

 

[Thumb Dumpster]

Kiwi personal:

- I like to eat cheese out of the fridge
- I have a large collection of Blu-ray's movies most people haven't heard of
- Cats seem to find me
- I fantasise about killing pedos
- I'm so paranoid about home invasions that I have a kit designed to kill said home invaders just in case.

Pic attached is me.

Balls in your court ladies.

Edit: retard grammar.

 

[Chromeo]

Can't relate, had a real Valentine for the first time in 7 years. He traveled hours to come see me and brought me a big heart box full of candy.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

My dad got my mom flowers and candy. 60 years married.

 

[UnfOrtuNatE BaskEtt]

I sent myself 20 red roses…delivered in front of all my enemies…with chocolates…and a mariachi band doing the songs of Nana Mouskouri….