Happy Thanksgiving Ralph!!!!

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Ralph, thank you for being you. No other cow has provided me with as much entertainment throughout the year. From squaring off with a pack of rabid trannies to sperging out during Chris' arrest, you have come through my friend, providing kino and nectar. Long live the trainwreck that is your life! Long live Ethan Oliver Ralph!

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I'm thankful for the feeder's cheap Siberian HRT and all the transgender furry discord users that are intimidated by addition involving two digits. Scary. Harry is a huge fan of the show!

And most importantly, Christ is King. Eat three main courses tonight Ralph, one in memory of Sandra and the other in memory of Ronnie, they will taste that good lemon wheel in Hell.

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I am thankful for the bountiful harvest Ralph has brought to our tables this Thanksgiving.
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How long is the gunt staying in Rochester? Hanukkah starts Sunday night, make sure to wear a yarmulke Ethan!
 
Ethan Ralph is 5'1 said:
May must be getting the appetizers ready.

Edit: Or the main course? Maybe there's no tradition for turkey in the Morris household. Just a big plate of lemon wheels.

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The increased acids might have contributed to his infamous start spree on stream now thst I think of the sheer amount of drink garnishes
 
Is there any confirmation if May had to ask her parents not to serve corn this year at dinner? If she didn't it may not be very happy Thanksgiving at that household. Ralph is gonna be triggered.
 
I'm thankful for Ralph and his endless entertainment. I've already set out the Christmas tree awaiting his next wonderful gift, whatever that may be. I am also very thankful for my friends here on the Kiwi Farms and for all of you aylawgs who have and will continue to enjoy every antic my man Ralph performs.

I hope you all have had a great Thanksgiving wherever you may be and whatever you may be doing, and that even includes Ralph and Gator. Especially Gator.
 
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Is there any confirmation if May had to ask her parents not to serve corn this year at dinner? If she didn't it may not be very happy Thanksgiving at that household. Ralph is gonna be triggered.
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harry: hey ethan can you pass me the corn
ralph: FUCKING AYYLAWG SAY THAT AGAIN! THATS RIGHT BITCH TOUD BE NOTHING WITHOUT ME I FUCKIN MADE YOU
 
I am thankful that Ralph has gone to such great lengths to ruin his life for us all to witness firsthand. To another year full of corn, gunts and all the embarrassment he will put himself through.
 
FRANKLY JOSHUA CONNER MOON IS A BROKE DICK PEDOPHILE I holler as I overturn my Jew horse’s turkey dinner and turn Thanksgiving into the Giving of Shit
 
also i am thankful for the fellow posters on the gunt board you guys are funny as fuck and i’m glad we can all enjoy watching ethan ralph’s downward spiral to HELL
 
Think that butterball is sitting at the Thanksgiving table bitching about the ALAWGS to her parents and they are just staring at him wondering what the fuck is he even talking about?
 
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