Happy Daddy Rape Day 2018!

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I raped a dog 2day said:
And of course, Phil is going to celebrate daddy rape day by putting some nonsensical post on social media, pretending he's some kind of antifa bad-ass, shitting himself and, maybe, eating an entire block of cheese.
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Phil is going to celebrate by ramming ginger up his asshole while fantasizing about his dad calling him his little girl.
 
AnOminous said:
Phil is going to celebrate by ramming ginger up his asshole while fantasizing about his dad calling him his little girl.
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Phil makes up a story about his dad wanting him to be a little girl, and gets a fake fuckhole installed as a result.

Phil is literally the only person on earth not smart enough to connect the dots here.
 
Awaiting Phil's usual 4th July tumblr post of 'America is evil, burn the flag, my daddy raped me as the fireworks were going off (so romantic!) ps I'm poor and have no nice food for today send moneys plox'.

Goddamn it, Phil must've been really embarrassed at getting that spanking in front of younger kids he bullied. Imagine ruining your entire life over being laughed at for being slapped for bullying, and being laughed at online. Poor Phil. He's done everything he can think of to make people take him seriously, and despite the current political climate even dressing up as a terrorist, issuing threats and waving lots of weaponry around still doesn't work. It must really suck to be such a powerless little man. :sighduck:
 
Positron said:
The whole America is celebrating.
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Celebrating the fact that Phil is a dumbass and confused spanking for raping. Enjoy your fourth of July Angelo, at least you don't have to spend it with a son who thinks he's a latinx.
 
Phil's only sexual arousal comes from being dominated and humiliated.

Perhaps he called it rape because he feels guilty that he was aroused by his dad spanking him. What a sick fuck.
 
Happy Daddy Rape Day everyone!!! Here's to another glorious 4 July where small children can roam happily, free from the threat of older bullies! May Angelo keep them safe and smite the naughty.

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Happy Daddy Rape Day to all! This DRD, let's all take a moment to remember that Phil is a bald 34-year-old ex-weeaboo with "clitoral dough" tattooed on one hand and "man-hating lesbian" tattooed on the other.
 
Angelo, thank you for allowing yourself and us at Kiwifarms to forever live rent-free in our favorite crust-spud's head that he was figged by all parties for the pretend figging he never received and never will get! Here's to Angelo, the anti-spud!
 
This one goes out to Angelo DeLici, devoted father and Vietnam War hero, in honor of Angelo's Italian heritage...


And since Phil became a commie because of Hetalia, here's a Hetalia video that is also in honor of Angelo's Italian heritage and Phil's as well, since Phil is white and will never be Latina. Only white college kids use "Latinx"

 
I'm guessing by Phil's lack of activity this DRD, he has either forgotten that lie or is too stupid to find a new way to double down on it again.
 
Wow. Phil actually learned to stop bragging about a rape that never happened. And he learned that the antifa masks and black block are supposed to make you hard to identify.

I mean, it took him a few years to figure these things out, but he’s actually made a little progress. I wonder if he’ll ever figure out how to stop shitting himself?
 
Syaoran Li said:
This one goes out to Angelo DeLici, devoted father and Vietnam War hero, in honor of Angelo's Italian heritage...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XW0W7j04iRQ
And since Phil became a commie because of Hetalia, here's a Hetalia video that is also in honor of Angelo's Italian heritage and Phil's as well, since Phil is white and will never be Latina. Only white college kids use "Latinx"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xbZIdoe1GX8
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Don't forget Phil's thoroughly New England WASP bloodline he inherited from his mother.
 
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