So a few years back, one of my severely degenerate gay acquaintances described in depth the Handkerchief Code. It was a bad day to have ears, but I did.
Is it where two guys grab onto a handkerchief, beat the shit out of eachother until one lets go, and whoever is left holding the handkerchief wins the fight?
My clueless friend used to keep a Chicago Bears handkerchief in his pocket so I looked it up to make fun of him and that's how I learned that sucking toes is called shrimping.