Handicapped parking spaces are horseshit

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Arm Pit Cream

Arm Pit Cream

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So today I was thinking about handicapped spaces in parking lots; they're bullshit.
Firstly, it's absurd to me that some fatass in a wheelchair can't burn a few calories on his way to the supermarket by moving his chair over. Does he really need a whole space for himself to show his superiority over the rest of society well vindicating their victim complex?
Secondly, this is a capitalist society where winner takes all, when did we implement this socialism where spots are designated for people who are too slow? If you get the the spot closest to the in supermarket parkinglot, that's because you were there first and the fastest. This is quite literally reversing the reward-consequence scale and empowering the the losers. Karl Marx would be proud.
Thirdly, if you're in a wheelchair why are you even driving? You should be taking the tard bus if you leave your disabled den. Parking spots are for the adults, and the upfront parking spots are for the more capable adults.

In summation, disabled parking spots are a communistic scheme to devalue good driving skills well empowering tards.
 
Extremely based. If handicapped "people" can't move for 20 extra seconds when they go shopping they deserve to die.
 
Uh, OP. You know that you can just use them right? Free RESERVED parking.
Nobody ever checks the stupid card you're supposed to put up becuase funnily enough mentally ill people aren't good at following instructions or just can't be arsed like the rest of us.
If anyone approaches you just do what I do and spin your eyes about and make zombie noises. Works every time :cunningpepe:
 
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