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HL 3...is it still happening?

  • No and anyone that still thinks that it will is delusional

    Votes: 288 45.4%

  • Yes, they just need a few more years to perfect it so it can another game changer in the industry

    Votes: 187 29.5%

  • Shouldnt it be called "Two Lives and a half" instead?

    Votes: 101 15.9%

  • Half life is overrated, you neckbeard homos

    Votes: 58 9.1%
  • Total voters
    634
thhrang said:
The demo they released in December is pretty decent all things considered, there are some rough edges but the point of the demo was to receive feedback and afterwards they said they've taken several things to heart.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=reEif6wNovwLet's just hope their morale hasn't been shattered with this dumb shit.
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Seems like they released more files since your reply so I hope they haven’t given up on this. I wanted to try out the demo this weekend. I’ll admit I haven’t watched that YT vid you linked. Just saw this reply and I always reply before investigating anything.
 
Slav Power said:
If that wasn't enough, a Campaign update is in the works, so expect even more retardation in the future.
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¿grieta?
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Mod DB Download
 
According To McNigga valve employees are itching to tell ppl about hl3/hlx, he speculates that it could be revealed anytime time between now and a year away but take that with a grain of salt especially with this guy.
included a local archive because why not.

 
on the topic of /v/ does anyone have that video from when ppl from /v/ visited the valve offices and Gabe came out to greet them. I can't find it anywhere on yt.
 
Slav Power said:
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Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.
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I'm pretty sure I first beat HL1 with the original Crack-Life installed.
I remember having to look up how to kill Nihilanth and then the screen fading to black as I blasted his open skull with slowed down Justin Bieber music.
E: Also they made the nazi vortiguants pretty much instakill
 
If you still haven't played Crack-Life Anniversary Campaign, you're a nigger. Fucking amazing experience, siemka321 fucking delivered with this one.
 
The amount of kino in this mod is insane. :story:

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EDIT: Okay this is absolute peak of HL modding. How can one man be this fucking based?

I have now finished the mod and Siemka left a very nice message by the end of it but I don't want to spoil all of it. I 100% recommend playing through it, a ton of care and effort went into this glorified shitpost.
 
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I'm seconding @Slav Power, this is truly MOTY and will be remembered among the greatest HL1 mods such as They Hunger, Afraid of Monsters and so on. I love that Siemka123 made the conscious decision to leave out all the offensive parts of the game out of the trailer as to not raise any instant red flags for the ModDB jannies. I HIGHLY recommend this mod to anyone who enjoys HL1 as it's really well made: from level design to combat - everything feels just right.
Oh and the humor, absolutely brilliant:
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Spruce Supremacist said:
I'm seconding @Slav Power, this is truly MOTY and will be remembered among the greatest HL1 mods such as They Hunger, Afraid of Monsters and so on. I love that Siemka123 made the conscious decision to leave out all the offensive parts of the game out of the trailer as to not raise any instant red flags for the ModDB jannies. I HIGHLY recommend this mod to anyone who enjoys HL1 as it's really well made: from level design to combat - everything feels just right.
Oh and the humor, absolutely brilliant:
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Im so glad to see that its actually funny and not "funny ™️ "
 
Spruce Supremacist said:
leave out all the offensive parts of the game out of the trailer
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As-if Varg didn't instantly give it away. (Not that it's a surprise if you played the previous versions. He seems to keep ramping it up with every successive mod.)
Have any soys stepped on a landmine yet? "Wacky retro game mod" usually means "100% kosher" these days.
 
Coolio55 said:
As-if Varg didn't instantly give it away. (Not that it's a surprise if you played the previous versions. He seems to keep ramping it up with every successive mod.)
Have any soys stepped on a landmine yet? "Wacky retro game mod" usually means "100% kosher" these days.
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My guess is trannies don't actually play the games they attach themselves to, as the spiciest stuff is towards the end of the game (and you can't really stream this game anywhere, so the sensitive ones have no way to see what's inside without playing it themselves):
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Also, you just know you're in for a good time when there's a supplementary, optional patch just to remove the Nigger word from the game:

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They were once men said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JrCIxd1JiAoAccording To McNigga valve employees are itching to tell ppl about hl3/hlx, he speculates that it could be revealed anytime time between now and a year away but take that with a grain of salt especially with this guy.
included a local archive because why not.

Valve Just Can't Help Themselves - HLX Files #10 [JrCIxd1JiAo].mp4
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The release of HL3 is any year now...
Any year now...
Any year now...
20th anniversary of HL2? Surely any year now...
Any year now...

This is weapons-grade cope.
 
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