Halalween 2018

[Fougaro]

I would like to nominate @zum for being a nonce, for ending up as a way bigger sped than a hotheaded "1v1 me IRL!" internet tough guy he went at ridiculous lengths to a-log and for unprecedented display of :autism: that got him laughed out of both from here and /cow/.

 

[Ntwadumela]

@Ntwadumela for I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME AGAIN and never learning his goddamn lesson (link)

Not trying to nitpick or anything, but I haven’t done anything like that in over a year since that happened (it happened last December) and I’m not about that life anymore.
You can still keep the nomination on the OP, I just wanted to clear things up.

 

[Registered Human]

Man, this is really an amazing list of contestants. What a wild year.

I think that it's really between the prostitute/Fred Fuchs/internet superhackers/Swedish couple fiasco and the 12 year-olds trying to dox cakes. Kind of a choice between quality and quantity with those two.

 

[AJ 447]

Alright guys, I'll still take nominees for the list, but they're gonna have to be really damn good to replace someone in the poll.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I voted for Bryan Dunn because I want to troll him into more ridiculous sockpuppet escapades.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

In my defense there was defiantly large varying degrees of exceptionalism in the Zoo thread. While I deeply regret ever mentioning that fire-ants are only presents in a few states, I expected it to be read by a competent adult who knew what they were doing, I didn't expect people trying to use that, cheesecake compositions and table cloth patterns to dox someone. Also that thread had even more autism that's been deleted, such as someone joining to ask "I possibly have their IP can someone dox with it"

As someone who has also been nominated, I would like to add that I only made a minor contribution to the fire ants/ice cream/table cloth debacle (one post) and didn't expect it to escalate to the point where it did. Still, I regret even that tiny moment of exceptionalism and if the "zoo sadist fags" win and I get mentioned among the winners, I'll take it.

@OwO What's This? She had the capability to be a normal user but instead opted to be an attention whoring furry that would freak out over really really minor and inconsequential things, create massive drama over said inconsequential things and then leave for three months at a time and then return again to repeat. She couldn't function as a staff member to save her life and caused a sub-forum to implode (granted it was already doomed, but she accelerated it). Also let's not forget the "terrorism won" rant she put on SA.

Sorry for being out of the loop, but why did she become a moderator if she's an "attention whoring furry"? Or did she just not show her true colors until after she had become a mod?

 

[Y2K Baby]

Wait, which one is @Hell0

 

[Cato]

Sorry for being out of the loop, but why did she become a moderator if she's an "attention whoring furry"? Or did she just not show her true colors until after she had become a mod?

It was well known prior to her becoming a mod, and many people asked the same question. Null claimed she was the only person who cared enough about the salt mine to mod it.

 

[Billy_Sama]

I think pretty much everyone here including myself have to be exceptional to be on this website. You can't really out halal Fuckyou for being garbage mass shooter.

 

[KE 521]

The linked one in the OP where she talks about her and her boyfriend yiffing is pretty gay. Since she invited her edgy cringe-incarnate boyfriend on the forum, I think his posts should count for her as well.

Indeed, the linked post is SO gay in fact I cannot make heads or tails of what it even means. Furry stuff is so far away from normal and I’m just a dirty normie

 

[UY 690]

I just voted for @FuckYou

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Getting your nasty old pussy doxed is one thing, but being the most incompetent school shooter is next level shit.

 

[Registered Human]

I think pretty much everyone here including myself have to be exceptional to be on this website. You can't really out halal Fuckyou for being garbage mass shooter.

I dunno, I would find it funny if he wrote a manifesto and went to shoot up a school to immortalize himself only to not even win a Kiwifarms poll for biggest retard.

 

[C3PBRO]

Lol, fagsquad in full effect

Jake Alley, is that you?

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

I voted for @FuckYou but that's because I didn't realize the Idea Guys were in there. If we are talking about shitty w.eenery, you really can't top anime RPing with a 30-something year old autist for months end with the endgame being extorting him off his tugboat money.

 

[Fritzocrat]

My vote goes to King of Pole.

The dude is so disliked that 15000 people tuned in live to watch him get outed as the cocksucker that he is.

I can appreciate the showmanship.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

2008 CWC: Striped shirts, trying to prove he's a real man, waiting for Sweetheart from the Ground-Up to fulfill the Crystal Dream, hopes to make Sonichu a huge multimedia franchise.

2018 CWC: "Tomgirl," thinks he's married to a cartoon hedgehog/Mewtwo hybrid, believes he has a "psychic connection" to "another universe" where "cartoons are real."

Idea Guy really broke (what was left of) Chris' brain.

 

[AprilRains]

I think pretty much everyone here including myself have to be exceptional to be on this website. You can't really out halal Fuckyou for being garbage mass shooter.

But is that trolling?

 

[AnOminous]

Sorry for being out of the loop, but why did she become a moderator if she's an "attention whoring furry"? Or did she just not show her true colors until after she had become a mod?

Nobody understands that particular mystery.

 

[SpaceRanger]

Honestly, I'm only going with FuckYou because he's the only person on this list that I'm vaguely familiar with.
I've mostly stayed out of the zoosadism thread because that shit is too depressing.