Haiku General - Write a haiku or two

[Syzyg]

Scalding hot are the
Seething peripatetics
Lost without true thought

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

Brief moment, quiet
Appreciating the peace
Tranquility, ah...

 

[Pagan Min]

Blissful Autumn day.
Colored leaves gently falling,
Carpeting the lawn.

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

Dark, wet morn
Silence comforts ears
Lamps reflect

 

[Syzyg]

Hearth electronic
Soporific in nature
Will I overdose?

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

Scary bug
Terrorizing me
Please send help

 

[Syzyg]

Scary bug
Terrorizing me
Please send help

Pesticide prayer
May insects dreadful die quick
(Whip with a towel)

 

[liam dees]

A new idea springs forth!
A chicken that knows Kung Fu.
Call him Mighty Kok!

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Scary bug
Terrorizing me
Please send help

Oh no not insects!
Sending aid to you poor Hamster,
Thousand spiders soon.

 

[Angry Mug]

Warm under blanket,
Browsing Internet on phone,
Masturbate later.

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

A new idea springs forth!
A chicken that knows Kung Fu.
Call him Mighty Kok!

*Master Kok

Oh no not insects!
Sending aid to you poor Hamster,
Thousand spiders soon.

The aid sent to me
In form of house centipede
Is just as scary
(╥╯⌒╰╥๑)

 

[Syzyg]

Dripping endlessly
Phantoms whirl throughout the farm
Triangle Strikethrough

The aid sent to me
In form of house centipede
Is just as scary
(╥╯⌒╰╥๑)

Perhaps it is time
To become a Pokémon
Master. Choose wisely!

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

Today, my—
My heart sang for an
Elephant

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

internet haikus
are invariably shit
their authors are gay

 

[Pomniman]

Niggerfaggotry
Kaleidoscopic hues of
Diarrhea sun

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

Confused December,
Won't you keep your temps steady?
Hot? Cold? Pick one please!

 

[Nameless One]

Meandering thoughts
A great, silly kiwi browse
at the perfect farm

 

[Dago Lain]

Hold me now I'm
Six feet from the edge
And im thinking maybe
Six feet ain't so far down