Haiku General - Write a haiku or two

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Your mother sucks cocks
Your mother sucks cock in hell
The wind blows better
 
The west has fallen
Billions have to perish
I am become Chud
Thematic, poignant
Though the middle line lacks one
Stand proud, you are strong
"Jack be nimble, Jack
be quick, Jack jump over the
candlestick." Think back!

"Candlejack?"
"Don't say Candlejack!"
"Why? Candle
The first is correct
The second needs correction
Add two to each line

Unless purposeful
Then I retract my statement
Proceed with haikus
 
The first is correct
The second needs correction
Add two to each line

Unless purposeful
Then I retract my statement
Proceed with haikus
Intentioned
Like the Japanese
Very short

[3-5-3
alternative to
the normal^-^]
'Senryu'<A similar poem that doesn't adhere strictly to the 5-7-5 pattern>

Though the middle line lacks one
Bi-lee-uhnz
Pronounced based on place
Billions
 
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Michael Jackson is
a great singer, even though
he is still half black.
 
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Ode to a Lowcow:
Nicholas Rekeita is
a balding cuck! LOL!
 
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