Guys, it's over

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I went to the freezer to get some mini chicken egg rolls. When I got the air fryer, I was horrified to discover there was only the sauce packet in the box and no mini chicken egg rolls. Fucking goddamnit, I hate being American. No bread, no meat, no cheese, no mini chicken rolls. I can't even get my goyslop ration anymore. WHY WAS I EVER BORN, Q&A??

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I swear this is relevant:

 

[Cats]