Guys, it's over

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I went to the freezer to get some mini chicken egg rolls. When I got the air fryer, I was horrified to discover there was only the sauce packet in the box and no mini chicken egg rolls. Fucking goddamnit, I hate being American. No bread, no meat, no cheese, no mini chicken rolls. I can't even get my goyslop ration anymore. WHY WAS I EVER BORN, Q&A??

 

[Shidoen]

Just get a tortilla and put chicken and egg inside of it

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Send mommy to the store for another box.

 

[Feefee81093]

You're having a hard time.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

I wish every day were Charlie Day

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

You're telling me they put mini chickens in those egg rolls?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

WHY WAS I EVER BORN, Q&A??

To fulfill your one true purpose.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I wish I was dead. This wouldn't have happened if I had just stayed in Germany. Well maybe it have. I no idea if they have mini chicken egg rolls...no, no why would they. Bin jetzt wirklich verzweifelt. Denk jetzt dran mich selbst zu erschiessen.

Too bad I am already dead and in Q&A Hell so even shooting myself won't help escape the life I never asked for. If only I had gone to Confession for my last mortal sin!

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I wish I was dead. This wouldn't have happened if I had just stayed in Germany. Well maybe it have. I no idea if they have mini chicken egg rolls...no, no why would they. Bin jetzt wirklich verzweifelt. Denk jetzt dran mich selbst zu erschiessen.

Too bad I am already dead and in Q&A Hell so even shooting myself won't help escape the life I never asked for. If only I had gone to Confession for my last mortal sin!

Shut up

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Shut up

You are a higher order demon.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

It may be over, but is it Joever?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I did actually think about writing that instead of it is over, tbh, lol.

Just get a tortilla and put chicken and egg inside of it

I like this answer because it is the right amount of retardation I expect from here.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

since we're posting cringe, y'all ever rip a fart so big it scratched the itch inside your butt hole

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

since we're posting cringe, y'all ever rip a fart so big it scratched the itch inside your butt hole

Into a femboy’s mouth

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

You're telling me they put mini chickens in those egg rolls?

Beaks add extra crunch.

 

[KittyGremlin]

It's never ogre.

 

[the rat]

It's joever

 

[Cats]

 

[DankSmoker]

I also experienced this with some Asian chicken thing, why leave the box and why is the sauce still there??

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I also experienced this with some Asian chicken thing, why leave the box and why is the sauce still there??

I dunno. The sauce pack was pretty large and heavy so felt like more eggrolls were in there, but I was wrong. Yes, this shitpost was based on a true story.